I deserve a bf

>make a dating profile
>give it a week
>have +100 messages on your inbox
>choose a guy
>profit
Can't be that hard, finding love while being a female is playing on ultra easy mode.

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Would you be ok with an online relationship?.
Would be willing to spoil you a bit.
I don't even mind if you are a guy

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>female
Gonna stop you right there buddy.

When will you trannies understand that no amount of hormones will make you truly female? Everyone is laughing at you. Just fucking stop infesting this board with your shit.

Girls do not exist on this board. No one is taking you seriously

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Obviously not desperate enough. Plenty of men out there that would be willing to take a wet sock if it was warm enough. No excuses

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Its really sad how these threads get people responding to them. It seems like half the responders are guys who know fully well they are talking to another guy but so desperately want to believe they aren't.

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>>female
>>kissless virgin
>>skinny but thick hips
>>no height preferences
>>no physical standards outside of not black
Absolutely perfect bait user, i'm almost in tears.

It's all part of the fun. If its a man, that just makes me harder.

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Hi, not OP but what's your discord?

It's not bait.
I hate trannies.

Why do so many people assume that despite the fact that there are billions of women out there, none of them are on r9k?

Be my gf i am an intelectual origamist chad

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Because you won't post a date stamp. Don't even have to show your face.

Try lowering your standards to something less than a 6ft6 bilionaire celebrity with male model face and maybe someone will come along you dumbass bitch

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If this is real sucks for ya, weclome to the club. But if not good bait.

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Nice cope. I have no height standards or physical standards and i don't care about jobs. I would feel bad about having someone else pay for my things.

Thanks user

>Why can't I get a bf? I am skinny and beautiful!

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>there are billions of women out there, none of them are on r9k?
Post time stamp, nothing that exposes your identity, just enough to prove that you are a female.

You can't fail as a female, its impossible, this is obvious bait to get replies from horny virgin losers

>Why do so many people assume that despite the fact that there are billions of women out there, none of them are on r9k?

Because we have traps here daily, in every thread, larping as females and getting attention. Just like you.

See what this guy said the very few times actual females were on this board, they provided proof in forms of timestamps (you can distinguish between male and female handwritings) and/or posting their hands to avoid the ban. (obviously there's a difference between womens and mens hands)

But you won't provide any proof because you're a fucking guy larping as a girl.

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you dont have one cause you are lesbian

nobody wants anything to do with females anymore tho

I see no reason why you'd struggle to find a bf then? Unless it's a certain kind of person you'd want to date. I don't know if anyone would ever unironically look for a bf on Jow Forums

I'm 6ft, 200 pounds, and not a complete social outcast. Can I be your bf?

>>>keep up to date on memes
>this is somehow intended to be appealing