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Have you ever been ASKED OUT on a date with a girl? Was she ugly?

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hah this is r9k

never
men need to ask

Some girl in college said to me "are you ever going to ask me out?" In that really obnoxious way women talk like they think they are in a movie. It pisses me off to no end. They always have to speak in this fake, melodramatic style like they are fucking acting. I dont understand why they cant just talk without making a show of it? Why do they have to act like they are the stars of TV drama shows?

all the worlds a stage nigger

especially if youre a normie girl in the current year

If i dont want a woman to ask me on a date I'll just avoid the kitchen

But then again thats really difficult considering I have to be in the kitchen to

I've been asked out as a joke.

On a date, no; but I've had several girls ask me to fool around with them.

I guess. I suppose I'll just greentext it.
>at work one day, about to get off and go to see Jurassic World alone
>was telling a female coworker about this
>she asked if she could come with me because she wanted to see it too
>I say yeah sure, so we go see the movie
>then after as I'm getting to head home she asks if she can come back to my place and play some video games and hang out
>I still didn't get the hint but I didn't want to be rude so I said she was welcome to
>about an hour later her mom calls and asks when she'll be home, she turns and asks if it's okay if she spends the night
>had no idea why she would want to, kind of pause for a second and say, "uhhhh yeah sure"
>probably an hour later she says she's starting to get sleepy
>tell her she can take the bed, I'll take the couch
>she says she'd be okay with her sleeping in the bed with me
>STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BOYS
>we go up to my bedroom to sleep, as we're settling into bed she asks if something's wrong
>I say no, everything's fine why ask
>she wants to know why I haven't touched her or kissed her or anything, did she say something to offend me or
>totally blown away, never even kissed a girl before had no idea she wanted me to
>I lean over and awkwardly kiss her, she reciprocates and we start making out
>after a few minutes of this she asks if I have a condom
>Nope
>we just end up making out and she gives me a handjob
>wake up the next day and she says she needs to get back home, pretty much never talks to me again besides the basics at work
I swear I'm not making this up. Still a virgin to this day.

quite a few times. most of it was when i was working at a trendy clothing store years back. something about that situation just had a lot of girls asking me out. not that they were all attractive but some were pretty qt. didnt say yes to anyone though because i was a pussy

I've had 5 relationships. The relationships I've had the women had aggressively pursued me. The majority of them were attractive. More have asked me out but I've rejected them, mostly because they were hoes or were not aggressive enough.

yes, when i was at community college some girl asked me out. i said no, i wasn't interested in her. i worked in retail said hi gen she said i don't know you community college. i do know that she knew who i was. she had a kid looking in facebook.

Not directly, once one of my co-worker's sister asked him to ask me out on a date because she saw a photo of mine, she was not actually ugly, but that does not matter, i have never had the balls to go on with the invitation.

yeah
ugly, drunk and batshit crazy with bloated ego seeping from every pore. I actually had quite hard time getting her off of me. And she tried it second time few weeks later.

inb4 beta should've smash and toss
>Don't stick your dick into the crazy.

I got asked out by a girl at work and on the way there she told me it was a freind date. I still paid and had fun even though I was basically getting scammed since it gave me a few hours of happiness.

yes, a few times.
I'd rate them as follows:
good looking
unimpressive but not ugly, just plain
good looking

>Have you ever been ASKED OUT on a date with a girl? Was she ugly?
Twice in middle school from two different girls. This was back when I was decent looking and people would notice me because I was at the top of every class. It scared the hell out of me and each time I didn't know how to say no so just sort of avoided them until they got the hint and avoided me back. I regret it bitterly. It scared the hell out of me back then because family were so poor that I didn't even want to have friends, let alone a girlfriend. I mean, what would we do? Take the bus to go hang out in the damn park? I would never want the indignation of her visiting my home. Etc... Etc... Puberty has finished hitting me like a ton of bricks since then and I'm a drop out. Family aren't poor anymore though, no thanks to me.

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Yes
she is my gf now
Basically I started to talk to her at the beginning of the year, she sent mixed signals
I asked her out a few time, she always found excuses not to go, she only yes said yes once I kind of gave up on her but a few weeks ago she asked me out to see a movie. She told me that she liked me but she was really shy.
Don't give up robots

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I was subtly asked out. why the fuck couldn't she just have been straightforward?

I was asked on a date by a cute girl a few months ago, she was my girlfriend for two months until she dumped me without warning or explanation, probably seeking some chad cock

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yea, a co-worker asked me to go out with her two years ago.
most embarrassing day in my entire life. i was mute all the time, sweating, shaking, could barely create a sentence
but i don't know, i guess it was worth it. after that she didn't asked me to go out with her again.
once my boss entered the room i was working while she was helping me on a few tasks, and he complimented her while making a few jokes. after he left i said to her, 'heh, he's better with words than i'. and she said, 'everyone is better with words than you user'
fuck SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Some girl asked me to go to church with her once. I dont think it was a date though I think we was recruiting me because she brought it up very quickly

Why does this not bother me?

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got asked out by a model. she had a 10/10 body but was an absolute butter face. i went on two dates with her because dat ass was too good to pass up, but she was really fucking dumb. like really dumb. i couldnt do that.

I was asked out by an extremely horny 5/10 chub of fun. I basically gave her the run around until I finally broke the news to her that I would have to decline her sexual advances. I was honestly freaked the fuck out from the encounter, but I was in eight grade, so fuck off. I matured S L O W L Y. First and, probably, last time I'll ever get female attention.

Yeah, she was one of the ugliest girls in school so when she asked me out I made fun of her and humiliated her in front of everyone.

Now I'm getting my just deserts.

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That's why I always refuse interaction with normalfags

A couple of times
I just rolled with it dated them for 3 plus years and was always a disaster.
all you ever do with a girl who asks a guy out is fuck and argue imo.

When I moved I had a female roommate who eventually tried to get with me. As nice and intelligent as she was, sadly I just wasn't physically attracted to her. I wasn't going to be living in that city for long too, so I didn't want to give her the run around and told her I just didn't feel the same way about her. It seemed ok, but after a while she started to get a bit unhinged and picked some fights over petty stuff that seemed borderline crazy, so I guess I might have dodged a bullet anyway.

I feel like I've read this story a hundred times.

>Fat friend trying to hook up with this short girl about 5'0
>Despite going after her for a while she always rejects him
>Looking at her photos on myspace
>Shes on all fours in her bathroom in her underwear
>make a joking remark about how she looks like a sex kitten
>friend laughs and calls her up
>"user says you look like a sex kitten"
>she says "whats a sex kitten"
>i tell him fuck you you fucking asshole
>probably got that term from Jow Forums or some other place on the internet
>next day in school she comes up to me "you said i look like a sex kitten"
>i say "What no i didnt" she says "you didnt? Well i thought that was very sweet"
>wtf thought she'd be angry about it
>asks me out to dinner
>say is this a date? She says no were just friends
>was the depessed sad emo boy
>but she was a scene girl
>go to her place afterwards
>her parents are there and her brother stares me down
>so feeling uncomfortable already
>she invites me into her room and lays down on her bed "dont you want to lay down?"
>her room was a fucking mess
>realize whats happening
>anxiety kicks in and my heart starts pounding thought i was gonna black out for a second
>say "no im not tired" fucking spazzing out
>thought what if her family can hear us
>probably was red as a lobster
>no prior sexual experience before this
>just awkwardly sit there for a while
>asks whats wrong tell her i feel sick
>she says if you dont like me you just had to say
>open up to her about how my cousins molested/raped me as a child so sexual stuff gives me anxiety
>she says oh so youre fucking gay?
>that fucking hurt
>dont know what to say
>tells me i should just leave
>mom picks me up and i never saw her again
>she avoided me and took summer classes to graduate early