Muster the courage to finally get an escort and lose v card

>Muster the courage to finally get an escort and lose v card
>Try to put on a good face and not come off akward or spergy
>Clean self up, dress well, not like it matters but still
>Finally meet the girl at a hotel room
>She looks me up and down and stifles laughter
>"Oh no, no honey, go get yourself a girlfriend."
>Tousles my hair and puts her hand against my face while she says it, like I'm a fucking little kid, before refusing the arrangement and sending me on my way

Pitied by a literal prostitute. Just about done.

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That doesn't sound like pity. It sounds like she saw you as a first timer and thought you were too good to fuck a prostitute. Maybe you could get a girlfriend.

Well Fuck user, I don't know what to say to this.

If you're not a lying nigger, then maybe you actually have hope or are a complete abomination that an escort wouldn't fuck. Probably the former though because I believe in you, user. You probably reeked of virgin and she didn't want your first time to be with an escort. Maybe you looked like someone she knew, how old was the escort?

That wasn't pity dumbass.

What she was essentially saying is

>From the look of you, you don't need me to get laid.

I remember reading this post

how originally old was she?

Get married before having sex you filthy degenerate

>married
You mean settle for a used up 3/10 right? Ha ha you aren't tricking me there. I'll have standards even if it means being khhv forever.

What if I'm too ugly and no girl finds me attractive? I'm not OP, but most women loose their virginity in their teens so?

listen to the trips OP, how old was she and how old are you?

Why do people like you come to fucking Jow Forums?
>hmmm I have very strict puritanical ideals, I wonder which social media site I should use?
>oh yeah, the one with a hentai board dedicated to shit that's too wild for the main hentai board.

>staying chaste until marriage is considered "strict" and "puritanical" these days instead of the default expectation of a respectable person

Therein lies the problem.

They don't want to take your virginity op, honestly I bet it's because they don't want them usually, but I'd take her touching you as a good sign

Okay, kid. Whatever you say. I'm sure you're just waiting for marriage. It can't possibly be that you're unable to get laid, right? Them grapes must be sour.

>resorts to irrelevant ad hominem the instant his viewpoint is challenged

stop embarrassing yourself

Seriously though, why come here? We're all degenerates. Just leave us the fuck alone.

I thought you didn't understand why the virgin before marriage people are on Jow Forums

>Seriously though, why come here

I've been on Jow Forums since the day it was created and I've been on Jow Forums since 2005. It's force of habit at this point.

But user all women aren't doing so, you're the only believing in it. Monastery qts won't date....so yeah.

20 replies, 11 posters and not a single fucking one of you pointed out that this is a copypasta.

Wrong
I did

If you got that recation I really got tonask how you were "dressed well". I can't help but imagine you looked like you were going to chruch or had a suit on like reviewbra or something.

It's a copypasta, there you happy? Go back to your trap thread.

I agree with you, but it angers me when every woman I come across has lost her virginity. Whats worse is how they react when you turn them down, as if "not being a virgin" is a dumb reason to not want someone. Imo it's better than "not being attractive", because physical appearance says very little about your character, being a virgin says a lot. I'm going to Kms as a virgin if I don't find anyone worthy within the next few years. It sounds spiteful but they simply don't deserve me.

>>staying chaste until marriage is considered "strict" and "puritanical" these days instead of the default expectation of a respectable person

Yes. It is. Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how it's been for the last 60 years or so. I even live in rural Arkansas and it's like that; so I'm not sure what kind of crazy backwoods you belong to, but I'd return there if I were you.

>Therein lies the problem.

There's no problem with that. As long as you're not being a massive whore/manwhore.

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>of a respectable person
You're still missing the point. Where the fuck do you think you are?
Take your bluepill, shove it up your ass and fuck off.

prostitutes are the only honest women on earth

Happened to my obese friend when he got a prostitute. He was too fat but she at least sucked him off.