You will never live in the big city

>You will never live in the big city
>You will never go to Star Bucks with your friends and try out the unicorn frappe
>You will always live in a hick suburb in the middle of nowhere
There's no point in going on.

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Of all the things to do in my city that would be the very last I would take someone to do.

>you will never be an anime poster
I'll keep on going.

I live in Columbus, Ohio.
King of the flyover cities

Is your city big enough?

>You will never live in the big city
>You will never go to Star Bucks with your friends and try out the unicorn frappe
>You will always live in a hick suburb in the middle of nowhere
Life is good. Cry some more faggot bugman

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>>You will always live in a hick suburb in the middle of nowhere
I Wish I could live in the middle of nowhere with pleinty of forest with my blonde christian wife and 3 kids

I've never lived in a city but every time I've stayed in one the only thing I've enjoyed is that there's always a shop open when I need one.

Cities are chaotic and filled with too many people, rushing about their lives. They also smell awful.

>you will never take OP on a date to starbucks and treat him to a unicorn trappe
>you will never watch him be happy and smile at all the new things he's experiencing
>you will never take him back to your place and pound his bp and then kiss and cuddle after
Why live fellow homos?

I guess. It's physically larger than NYC although it does have a smaller population.

>tfw Texasfag
>got stuck in shitty west texas instead of east

>Live in big city
>homeless people everywhere
>niggers everwhere
>pajeets and mamouds everywhere
>they smell terrible
>outside is noisy all the time, buses running nearby, cars passing, people walking, cell phones vibrating, bright lights everywhere,
>normalfaggots everywhere

City life isn't that great

I used to live in a small town of about 20k people then moved to a large city.
Much prefer the city.
First is there are so many more restaurants to choose from. In the old town it was just a couple shitty restaurants and fast food places.
Just the amount of quality places to eat is enough for me to never want go back.

Then there's shopping. We have the best shopping in the state here. People come from neighboring states to come to our best shopping center.

We have professional sports teams to go see play, including collegiate sports.

I'm small towns, everyone is a NPC. Everyone is the same and no one is interesting.

There's just so much more a big city offers compared to small podunk towns.

I live right next to a mid-sized city and it sucks dick
>traffic 24 hours a day
>tons of minorities
>less jobs due to population concentration
>crime
>Can't just go for a walk without passing a hundred people

>tons of minorities
Hot desu

Believe me, they aren't even the cool minorities that will fuck you and call it a day. They are the type to use grindr to get you to show up at their house and rob you.

The one good thing about hick towns is that it's easy to get your dick wet, since all there is to do is drugs and sex.

What is stopping you from moving to the city OP?

>Thinking you can just move to a city and suddenly have connections
LOL

>>You will never go to Star Bucks with your friends and try out the unicorn frappe
you a homosexual or something?

this shit is why leftists have fucked this place up

cities suck to live in, the only reason people do it is for work
I would love a country bf or gf that would let me move out with them and spend less time around city folk

We have infinitely more connections now than ever in human history. You can apply for jobs online, talk to realtors online, and go to meetups or other local communities like church. Obviously this is r9k though, so you just wont make an effort to meet people and then say its because of your height