How does Jow Forums feel about Centaur women? A centaur wife would be great, but there are some drawbacks. The advantages are
>Big pussy >Big butthole >big cute >feed her carrot >feed her 'carrot' >pet her head >can purposefully morph her horse pussy to milk you >save on gas >increase combat effectiveness by riding her >doesn't stink like normal horses, can clean herself
The downsides >big, sometimes hard to get her in the house >hard to hug her effectively unless you're on her back >you can ride her, can't ride you >weighty >can't carry her to bed, horse weight >probably sensitive about horse weight >have to custom make furniture to support horse weight >she can't masturbate directly, has to get really creative and it's uncomfortable >relies on you to relieve her sexual tension >this can get annoying
So, is a Centaur wife good or bad? You be the judge
Centaur gf works if you have some land to build basically a stable for her. She's not really worth it aside from Horse Pussy though since you can't really do any cute couples stuff due to her massive fucking humongous ass
Carson Brown
I could totally deal with it. I'm too lonely and depressed to not take a centaur gf She would be lovely and i would love her like no other
Jaxson Perez
>he thinks a human dick could satisfy a horse pussy
Jack Gray
Well, I wouldn't say you couldn't do ANY cutesy couples stuff, I'm sure you could find something cute to do with her, but solid point.
That's a really good question. I think it'd grow in the horse body, since I don't think the sperm could get to her human body, unless she has a crazy long uterus
Now there's a good question. To be honest, I'm not particularly sure. I would imagine in order for there to be a proper line of centaurs the gene would be dominant, but I imagine there could be potential for them to come out deformed.
Which isn't too far off from human birth, I guess. There's always the chance they could come out mangled.
Also, how does the digestive system works? Is it just a super long chord until it gets to the horse stomach? A super long intestine from the human stomach? Two stomachs?
If i'm gonna be fucking this thing Im gonna need specifics
Did centaurs originally xome to exist when some guy fucked a horse?
Austin Brown
Centaur anatomy is generally pretty disputed, but I have a feeling that the creature will have 2 sets of each organ, contained in their appropriate body. Human heart for the human body, horse heart for the heart body. Maybe instead of intestines, her human stomach feeds directly into the horse stomach, something like cattle
I would assume there's no offspring between humans and centaurs but If there would be, maybe it would come outa regular human with a couple of malformities towards the horse side.
DESU i would be down to fist a centaur girl after i cum in her. Sounds fun. Then afterwards i could cuddle with her and put my face into those huge centaur titties
William Evans
I read somewhere that horses actually get addicted to sex with humans when given access to it, as humans are really good at fucking compared to stallions. Most of the time with sex organs there are a whole fuck load of nerves in the front and a lot less the farther back you go, so really anything >=6 would be plenty for a centaur, and then due to it bring a centaur there are the added psychological factors you can now play with to make sex more satisfying.
Sorry for ruining your SPH fantasy but I think everyone should get a fair shake at picking the right waifu
Isaac Harris
> its uncomfortable OP ehm what d-d-do you mean by this
She's probably gotta jury rig some whack shit up to fuck herself. Of course, she could probably stick a dildo to a wall and call it a day now that I think about it.
Your brain can't do shit if your digestive system is constantly pumping out shit throught the day
Jordan Lewis
Consider that her metabolism would basically be human+horse so she would be sitting constantly and in massive amounts. I don't think you realize how often horses shit user
Wyatt Clark
>I read somewhere that horses actually get addicted to sex with humans when given access to it I don't know why but this sounds hilarious to me more than anything else, do you remember where you read it?
Owen Morales
I need to read this user
Grayson Torres
Oh well, guess I'm just gonna have to stick with plugging her shithole with my dick
