How do you kill yourself?

How do you kill yourself?

I mean, how do you actually get the balls to do it? I'm to pussy to die, but my parents are pissed at me for fucking up in my classes. I want the shame and humiliation to end.

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helps alot if you can make it look like an accident, like your car exploding or something. Or use a method that is quick and easy, like a gun.

You aren't allowed to think about it twice. You just have to do it.

look man your parents are going to be bummed on you if you didnt turn the way they wanted you to but theyre just going to have to get over that school fucking sucks and you probably just want to live your life and do fun shit so i feel you man suicide wont really help and this is coming from someone how was isolated from the world for 13 days man people care you i know its hard to believe it but just trust me dude if i can feel it then you can too man

You're asking advice on how to kill yourself when the only people capable of giving you advice are dead.

What about people who've survived attempts?

You're still a kid and got a lot of growing up to do. I suggest you try working on yourself, mostly in regards to your lack of dedication toward doing shit that matters. Don't act like suicide is an option, because it isn't and you know it.

>look man your parents are going to be bummed on you if you didnt turn the way they wanted you to but theyre just going to have to get over that school fucking sucks and you probably just want to live your life and do fun shit

They're not the kind of parents who will accept that, at least not easily. Also, my energy and motivation levels are so low that I'm at the point where I'd rather read articles and forum posts or watch YouTube videos about doing fun shit instead of actually doing said fun shit, even if it's just video games or watching anime.

Yeh, lets take advice from failure

I want to die. I allowed myself to get optimistic and now the defeat is that much worse. I slept 4 hours but can't get back to sleep because I'm so fucking mad and depressed. It has been years since I've felt this bad. I want to vomit. Please take away this pain.

It takes a lot of willpower if you're not legit mentally ill, you have to be able to wake up one day and know that this is your last day on earth, and not even consider the likelihood of living until tomorrow.
If you're able to reach that point then I envy you, I wish I could do that. Doesn't sound like you're anywhere near that level though, so keep sticking at it simply for the sake of sticking at it, even if it feels like there's no point in it or not worth it. It'll turn around someday.

I don't think I've ever been diagnosed with a mental illness other than (mild) Aspergers. I might have to get checked again. I think I'm incredibly mentally, physically, and emotionally weak.

Nope, turns out you're just a pussy, time to man up, grow up and live your life however the fuck you want

nah i feel you man trust me im 27 and my parents are still bummed on me but its always been worth it because i chose to be myself and thats always been important to me

i know it gets rough man trust i was there 12 hours ago but it gets better even if youre so low that all you can do is crawl man you still going somewhere

You know public school systems are shit right? All it is, is a fuckin letter or number on paper, dont let it effect you like this. The best way to get revenge on a shitty life is to try and live a good one. Dont an hero, we need more robots around to fight the lizard people.

This.
No matter how much the system tries to define us by bullshit letters and numbers, once you're past that stage you can piss on them and live your own life.

How old are you? Are you in college? Cause there's ways to get a lot of extra chances to stay in it so, depending on what college you go to.

It's a college. I'm a 5th year in a dual-degree BS/MS program. This is *supposed* to be my last semester for BS courses, but I'm in danger of failing at least one of them. With all the assignments, projects, and labs I have to do (not to mention finals), I'm afraid that I'll fail that course and others.

You have to drink half a bottle of vodka and then hang yourself

Dont kill yourself, get killed

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Suicide by cop.You might traumatise a guy though.

stop eating and drinking water. Problem solved

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