"oh hey user, Im your new neighbour! wanna go for a run? :)"

*crosses legs tryin to hide my small boner*
sorry I just woke up

Hey can I buy your used socks from you after you're finished with that run?

realistically?
>I... uh.. no thanks, im good.

>Yeah sure.
Then I'll go put on my grey jogging pants with no underwear on and wife beater.
>Can you handle it?
Then I'll take her for a jog around and chat then lure her to a secluded trail and start fucking with her.
I'll probably be balls deep(or as deep as I can get) in her snatch and licking her sweat off of her tits in 20 minutes.

>implying she can keep up with me
who do you think I am

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Wait, how the fuck do you know my name?

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>roasty outside flaunting her goods like a whore using exercise as an excuse
>closed off field with plenty of obscuring trees
>no other joggers in sight
Well then...

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fuck no its cold as shit outside leave me alone

Can't you see I'm fucking overweight and won't last two minutes? are you mocking me?

_N-No no user I'm so sorry. Let me give you a pity handjob.

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Some femanon just shlicked herself raw to that webm.

Go to planet fitness you'll get what you want there.

I want someone to go night cycling with me desu
I love watching police look at me crazy while I casually race by and wave.
youtube.com/watch?v=db5bfXnUQtg

uhh no i have things to do (my stamina is actually just really bad) :(

a liberal made this movie, i'm certain

hehe xd! youre so witty, user
wanna be my bf?

i doubt most of r9k can even run

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Why would a girl even talk to me like that? That seems so implausible, just me having an actual conversion with a pretty girl seems as likely as me winning the lottery.

>Post Malone starts playing

Explain, is this a meme or something?

Not a meme but melodramatic normie music for your self-pity

If your gonna be posting here theres one thing you should know about us robots, and thats that we dont give a heck about Post Malone

How am I being melodramatic user?

I recommend you give it a go, very sappy

It's fucking December, it's 30 degrees out and The sun has started to set. Fuck off you crazy gook.

Nigger post malone is better
youtube.com/watch?v=h3EJICKwITw

you wouldn't even be outside if it was 70F, who are you kidding.

Yuh, aye

I would accept. I'm actually looking for a jogging partner currently, since I moved to a place where there's a big empty residential zone, perfect for jogging. It has a nice view of the city too.

I'm gonna have to fight a Deepwater Jew someday.

My mind immediately went to Joji's "Slow Dancing In The Dark" but yeah i could hear "OOOOOOH I FALL APAAAAART" to that

youtube.com/watch?v=ah7eYFn1FJ8

undeniably based pusyposter

>Fuck you, cunt."
>wheel back inside

Sadbois unite against wamens

I'd just try to get her to come inside with me, if she refuses... She was never worth my time and no longer exist to me.

She's not even fighting it. What a whore

she's pinned down on her stomach, while a guy is on top of her
What is she supposed to do from that angle?

BEGONE THOTISH GAIN GOBLIN YOU'LL NEVER TAKE A SINGLE GRAM OF MY HARD EARNED GAINS

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where did you get a picture of me?

alright! sorry if i leave you behind

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Dislocate her shoulders and elbows to throw punches at him, duh.