Match with this chick this morning

We're having a hot chocolate date.

true whore style

Do you think her vagina looks messier than Arby's burgers

What do you guys think OP looks like lol

sounds alright, at least itll be short. if your only worry is that you wont get hard, is it because youve had issues in the past or since its your fisrt time? if latter just relax and focus on the girls body. dont think about how nervous you are or how you could fuck up and just think how hot she looks and how you get to taste her/fuck her soon

I've had issues in the past, pic related was a few days ago.
I was talking so much shit and couldn't get hard, never doing that again.

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Well shit, guess it worked out then. You just normally don't see attractive women posting a fast food chain job on their profile.
Then again she did say just wants to fuck and never speak again. Wear a fucking condom though.

Not him, but one time I couldn't get it hard and the woman starts to get offended ''you're not attracted to me are you?'', ''are you gay?'', ''ugh forget it, it's small anyways'' with a disgusted look
>tfw actually big when hard
>get random boners all the time when I'm not with a girl
>she was hot as fuck
My one chance at not being an incel. That's what I get for jacking off 3 times on the same day as going to a graduation party

How the fuck can I do this without looking like chad

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Mate, you were just nervous. Don't put the blame on jacking off.

>that pic
jesus what an upgrade with this new girl good for you op dont ever let your standards drop so low again. buy some condoms and use them even if she says its okay and shes on the pill. also trim your pubes if you need to. when you and her go back to your place be sure to use the bathroom to wash off your junk. this will let you clean up so she can go down on you without you feeling self conscious and you can also ask her if she wants to go first or something so you make sure she cleans up too. as for getting hard i wish i had more advice but ive never had that particular problem..as i said earlier i enjoy the moments before anything sexual happens and my imagination runs kind of wild so i focus on her and how horny she must be for me, making me feel special. just make out with her to start and feel her up, focusing on how her tongue feels in your mouth and how her nipples are hard/pussy is getting wet i guess
similar advice to you, just try and focus on the whole sexual energy between you two

>Without looking like chad
>How do I build a house without walls or support beams?
People like dedication and effort, put in the time to get fit and maybe a 3/10 will want to hook up with you, you fucking aut.

I hate to break it to you, but shes quite ugly. Then subtract -2 pts for makeup and Myspace angle

You're probably not even gonna recognize her IRL.

How big are you? I'm guessing she's a size queen or is she just filtering out small dicks?

The "chad" meme is such a cope.

6 inches, but I said 7 and said we were going rounds, lul.

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Yo, who ordered the crab?

I've seen you around, you gave me hope for when I'm in better shape until I see now that you're 6 fucking 1
Explains it

I'm just looking out for you.

Her Instagram is 1080p, irl gonna look 240p ugly.

>match with somebody and plan to meet them for a date the same day
>they openly express they want to fuck not only on the first date, but within hours of even knowing you existed
>they also work at arby's

you're going to get knocked up after she pokes a hole in the condom or you're going to get the clap - or she's just stringing you along

very trashy situation going on here, where do you live? she looks like a crazy whore judging by her insta photos so stay wary

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>Her Instagram is 1080p, irl gonna look 240p ugly.
wat

>mfw anons autistic nature and his chadlike-situation demonstrate the true duality of man

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ngl bro, I wouldn't mind knocking her up. She cute.

Bad news, OP: when she takes off her make up and lashes you won't have much fun :/

You look like every spicmutt JROTC kid i've ever seen

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Why do you think I posted, the chad meme is a cope.

put a condom nigga, she looks like she has Aids 2.0

it's not mainly the looks i'm talking about, it's the dead bot look in her eyes, the turbo roastie instagram selfies, and most importantly the fact she's a 19 year old girl who is down to fuck on the first date - i would bet physical, real money this bitch either abuses pills or has been too juvenile AA - not even kidding, i know the type well

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>tfw white
>tfw Jow Forums
>tfw tall
>sitting on 0 matches since september

What the fuck is the secret.

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>Chad meme is such a cope.
You're right, but the fact is that you aren't 85 lbs overweight. A girl isn't going to want to fuck someone who is morbidly obese. This board is nothing but memes and coping, so I'm just using the language here to make my point.
The guy asked how to hook-up with girls without looking like a chad. Start by picking up some light stuff, then some heavier stuff. After a while that helps your confidence because you don't look like an amorphous blob because you stopped eating a large pizza for a single meal.
Being a "chad" is a state of mind rather than a state of being.
>Bee yourself
That means be confident in the person you and it puts you leagues ahead of everyone like. You are a perfect example. You're out there slaying arby fry cooks

Post profile.
>Orginanollie

>aids 2.0
If only. That would be the solution to all of society's problems.

Good post, well put. In my opinion, I think there's a line where your personality starts mattering and where you can compensate with confidence.

Wear a fucking rubber OP

user... she IS the arby's....

Face
Oriro

Free Mozzarella Sticks Though.

let me get this straight... this man is about to go fuck ???
and has fucked this ??

what the fucking hell... How?

Confidence. Men care a lot more about looks than women do.
Being Jow Forums will only get you so far.

>confidence
I think you mean
>be 6'1

I like how you guys literally have to find an excuse for your lack of sex with anything. If it's not your looks, it's your height. If it's not your height, it's your race. And it keeps going forever.
Grow the fuck up.

>I'm 5'10"
The "6 foot" meme started because insecure men needed a "reason" to blame their lack of game on.
If you can make a woman laugh with you and you can navigate a conversation without sounding like an autisimo, you're golden. Being Jow Forums just stacks the deck in your favor.

Yup, not him but when I added a couple inches to my actual 5'11.5'' height and said 6'1'' on tinder I got way more matches and girls down to meet up. But I felt like some roasties would tell I'm not really 6'1'' and it made me anxious
Then again I know someone who claims 6'1'' and he's slightly shorter than me and does great with women, I also know a guy who claims 5'10'' and he seems way shorter than me, I don't even know what he is but he does okay

The 6 foot meme started because 99 percent of NPCs respect someone for being taller. Tall people get hired easier, get paid more, make people submissive around them, and most women say that 6 foot to 6'2'' is perfect. And their actions show it. Women always act way more flirty around tall men and giggle at all their jokes and play with their hair. I see it all the time around my 6'3'' friend who's face is the same or worse than mine

just dont be a retard dont overthink it dab

Just made a Tinder profile like four days ago and been sitting at 0 matches too... I don't think I'll receive any matches in the upcoming days

No but seriously how does the OP get mad matches. I know he's 6'1 but there has to be a secret.

dude it's the 6'1''
When I said I'm 6'1'' a girl asked me if she could call me daddy when I used the sushi bro line on her

good pictures and not being a in a shit area, also bio - not to mention tinder DOES have a swiping algorithm, swipe right or left too often or not often enough, use tinder too much or too little, etc

I've never been happier to see someone agree with me on this board. These boys are so obsessed with finding excuses for themselves and looking at what's wrong with them that they never for look what they can change and improve on.

Fuck, I'm a college drop out, under 6', worked some shitty fucking jobs for half a decade, and didn't have my first kiss until I was 20. Now I'm back in college, getting married in three weeks, at a healthy weight, and currently working in a towards a career I want and can excel in.
These fucking "Manlet" and "Be 2/10" are just sinkholes for people to get sucked into. If they just take and honest look at themselves for a minute and look at small steps they can do change themselves they would be happier in their life and get the fuck of Jow Forums and never look back.
You lot need to grow the fuck up and realize that you can do better in life than waste away behind a screen, mad at a world that "did you wrong" because you weren't born with 10/10 aesthetics. Fucking control your life instead of being controlled by it, you whiny, self-depreciating cunts.

Good on you OP. It seems like it was just a few months ago you had no idea what you were doing. Now look at ya, banging hot chicks.

The problem with you delusional blue pilled cunts is you whine about people posting solid facts as being whiney just because you don't like to think about it. Fuck off, never said I was whining. I bet your wife cucks you

First step to improving yourself is realizing that your height is a disadvantage weather you like or not, if you block it out it'll end up biting you. Short guys have to work harder, much harder

OP here, got time to kill. Should I jerk off beforehand or nah

Preach dude. It's hilarious how mad people get when you tell the truth on here. I'm not an attractive dude, but I put a lot of effort into my profile to appear presentable.

Don't even bother with the date just fuck her she obviously just wants to get fucked and is probably just a boring slut anyways.

girl in op isn't that good looking bruh but a good stepping stone fuck nonetheless.

I'm banned from tinder both on phone and computer for chad fishing women into thinking they got stood up

I'm not a literal robot dude, I need to know a chick before getting hard.

>bet your wife cucks you
There it is. Crabs in a bucket.
Being a short guy, yeah, you have to put in actual effort. God forbid, right? Those tall guys have it so lucky. I saw a homeless 6'5" man get picked up off the street and made CEO on the spot.
>B-but tall men are usually the bosses.
It's because they have:
>CONFIDENCE
If you act like you belong, then no one questions it. Act like you belong on the date with a roastie instead of wondering why she picked you because you aren't 6'2".
Effort and Confidence. The two most important things in life and this board absolutely loathes both of them.

Don't even bother with these retards dude, it's like arguing with schizos.

What a fucking bitch no wonder your dick wasn't working with her fucking scolding you the whole time. I've had the same issue every time I try to lose my virginity and the girls were actually pretty nice about it. The one time I took a viagra beforehand and was expecting to just get a cartoon boner out of thin air like in the movies but it doesn't work like that unfortunately. I was waiting to get a boner from this magic pill and then the chick just fell asleep.

Needless to say I'm now even less confident and have more or less given up on trying to date/hookup because I'm just nervous and bored on dates and anxious and ashamed/emasculated from trying to have sex.

This girl looks like a fucking pig anyways

Is It just me or she looks way older than 19 ?

You'll probably end up getting cucked anyways because women want tall genes.
Maybe if you become a super high status rock star she won't cuck you but the vast majority of short people are doomed

If just one of them actually hears me out, it's worth. What I would give to have actually started trying in my early 20's instead of at 25. It's not even from a place of anger, I just legit feel sorry because I was one of them.
>Mad at the world and women for not giving me a chance.
>Not born into the "6' master race"
>Never putting work into anything but video games because at least I could shut the world out for 12 hours at a time.
>Bullied the fuck out of in high school
>Watching my few friends succeed in life, while I work a shitty job hating every second of it.

But I never put in effort to change anything for better. I didn't study, didn't go to class, just bought frozen pizzas because I couldn't be asked to spend 15 minutes making something. It was 23 years of self-loathing and shifting blame and I hated every day of it.
It's been a couple years of realizing it was my own fault and making a change for the better and for the first time, I'm happy with my life.

Fuck off reddit. Your story of how you went from an incel to a beta bux cuck is hardly inspiring

Compared to your story of a retard posting on r9k?
Show me your tinder matches, or are you a little bitch that is scared to get one.

I don't use tinder because I'm not a fucking degenerate, I have a girlfriend

You're going to cucked. You shouldn't even try with women.

Honestly don't fall for the self improvement meme unless you're at least, AT LEAST 7.5x5.75 inches long and 6 feet tall, otherwise you're just gonna be a perpetual cuck

I can't tell if people are being ironic anymore or not.

>use carefully selected assortment of photos
>hair on point, just trimmed and styled it
>good lighting, good setting, nice outfits
>deceptive angles to hide that i'm overweight
>fat frumpy 5/10 me cleans up into a nice 8/10
>graduated from MIT (lie), startup CEO (lie)
>say on my profile that i'm 2 inches taller
>tell girls i have a big fat fuckin cock
>again use angles and deception for pics
>looks 7-8 inches, sturdy and thick
>actually like 4 inches in real life
>brag and put on confident dom chad act
>swipe friday and saturday, match
>set up a date, tinder girls are easy
>go out, put on a social face for an hour
>wear something nice and suck in my gut
>subtly talk shit to her the whole time
>dumb sluts love it, eat that shit up
>go to her place after the date to fuck
>thot's mouth tickling my flaccid dick
>she keeps going and going and going
>obviously waiting for it to get hard
>joke's on you bitch this is my big pp
>we're already at it, she can't back out
>again, tinder girls are dumb and easy
>fuck her and cum inside of two minutes
>go home and repeat couple weeks later

something about it is just so satisfying
stealthing past their impossible standards
only to disappoint them completely

if it wasn't such a waste of time i'd do it more often

If this isn't a larp then careful nutting inside bro

>Arby's
>literal roastie

Enjoy the roast beef, friendo

Someone is going to marry the chick in the OP one day

Makes you think

Fucked a 24 year old married thot from tinder. Apparently it was a thrill for her knowing she might get caught but she would hide her account quickly after setting up a date
Was my fuck buddy for a couple months of weekly sex until she ghosted me

So should I jerk off before a hookup

Depends. If you're worried about not getting it up, don't. If the date will be less than an hour don't.
Only jerk off if she wants you to go at hard for a solid hour. Most women only like to be fucked for about 15-25 minutes. Half of it foreplay and I'd never put my mouth anywhere near a tinder-cooter

Depends on your body. You know your own body not us. For me it would make me less big when I fuck later that day but not blow as easily on my first round which for a tinder hookup could be one my one chance to impress

There was a time when I went out with a 9/10 blond girl and got her back to my place by some divine intervention and Im pretty well hung and she's a slut so if I had only whipped out an erection or halfy before my autistic mouth fucked things up I probably would have got that prime pussy for sure
But I masturbated before hand meaning I would need foreplay to get it up which she was not down for. If I hadn't masturbated for 24 hours or my dick would be raging hard just from looking at her ass in her dress and her cleavage

But yeah, women see you getting hard easily as a massive compliment and they love to reward that shit. If you can do it without even touching, than even better. so even if you nut faster at least you get to fuck her.

Hey I remember this guy, he actually took the good advice about swapping pic order and showing his hair. Glad to see you make it user!

How do I get laid while avoiding the fact that I'm a neet with no car?

Hey dude, OP here. I don't have a car either. I just tell the girls I can uber them there. I'm 20 so it's not really expected of me.

Sound advice, plus a lot of women are put off to "Hey, get in my car. I'll drive us."

Mate, I've hooked up with heaps of random sluts. I just tell em straight up what's happening

>Ok let's have sex
>Ok I'm going to do X now

And that's how it is man

I do the same thing dude. But last time I acted like that I could not get hard for the life of me, that's why I made the thread.
But yea, if I want a girl naked I literally just say
>get on the bed and take your shit off

I'm nowhere near that confident with girls that I'm not sure are interested in me or not tho.

You call uber and you pay the driver when he drops her off at your place?

Do you not know how uber works? Uber is a ridesharing app that charges your card.

Do girls actually like being told what to do?

Oh alright, but if she's far you might as well get a blow job from a prostitute or a hand job from an asian girl at that point