*ahem*

I am a wagie. I fucking hate it. Frogmen, please help me become NEET.

>tfw I slip on my dance slippers and do this in the comfort of my bedroom

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Only a few hours of freedom left. Have a good day at work tomorrow, wagies.

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I once walked into a Walmart before they opened the store. The employees were standing in a circle doing stretches and warmups, cheering, and clapping. Seemed like some fucking weird cult shit.

>I actually enjoy going to work
Yes, I too like to dedicate more than 10 hours of my day for almost 40 years to retire and do what I want.

jokes on you, I'm writing a spec sheet for work on a sunday and worked yesterday too.

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>suicide victim

Fuck, how I have that term. People just can't cope with the thought that someone might not like living anymore, they just have to make believe that this mYtHiCaL sUiCiDe is some foreign beast that others fall victim to.

What do you do for work? I used to like my job until they gave me so much responsibility I can't sleep anymore.

Never. Reason why I applied for public administrative sciences during university was solely to avoid working for private sector. I really cannot understand why anyone with sensibilities would willingly apply for private sector.

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kek
>stores are 24 hours
Was it this dance?
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

eh you can still be a miserable wage slave in the public sector
t. work for the postal service

God, this is horrible. At least those two kids enjoyed it. Poor girls

Where the fuck are my packages and amazon deliveries, wagie?

If you end up as blue collar worker in the end, sure. I cannot wait to start tomorrow looking over some tax refunds for this year and finding out a one or two filling mistakes just to screw some normie out of his/her children's Christmas presents.

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14 years.
F O U R T E E N
Y E A R S.
Can't even fathom it.

>work in a comfy office
>interact with 3-4 people a day
>sit around listening to music and browsing Jow Forums
>make 46k a year doing this
problem, neet?

imagine being FORCED to do such humiliating shit. That is on par with humiliation fetish feminization shit you see on here. Imagine how dead the wagies must've been inside, that is there existance.

there should be a genre of porn called "wagieization" or something

I'm a soon to be wagie in 2 weeks working IT for some shithole school district and this shit cracks me up.Ill be making 15 per hour part time doing stupidly easy computer shit because normies are dumb as fuck. Also i'm a 3rd year Electrical/Computer Engineering Student about to enter the cushy life. It doesn't get any better than this.Fucking low wage Wagies!

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The danger, if you want to be serious for a moment, is that I started much the same way you are. Since you probably will be good at your job when you get into the electrical engineering gig, it will start off easy but then you'll keep getting big promotions until you end up with a lot of income, but also a lot on your plate.

t. 33 year old mechanical engineer who loses sleep over his projects

>he thinks wagies are free on weekends
Most are hourly and go in whenever manager-sama tells them to which is constantly because nobody hires enough staff to ever not be tragically understaffed.

i work weekends in food service, there never was a break user

Wow they literally have tshirts saying I

imagine being so cucked that you think this is a good life, you are literally forced to be in your office every day, what happens when you want to go out and do other things? You have to ask permission like the good little slave you are, how pathetic.

I'll most likely go into software engineering, I hope to find a balance between stress and income I really don't want to stress like the wagies i've come across. I've worked Mcdonald's and Walmart, fuck them all.

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>tfw wagesIave
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Salarymen are just as cucked as wagies, especially in the tech sector.
Enjoy your 60 hour work weeks.

I dont work in customer service

jokes on you neety

They look like they having fun.

imagine being a ass blassed shut in

because private sector pays more and you have to be a nigger to get a public job

It's a bit of a trick to find that balance though. I started at 56k and now make just over 150k...working 12 hour days, and sometimes even weekends. It's just hard to say no to the raises.

is this the same guy posting smugwojak all the time and then leaving the thread

Now this.
This is true paranoia.

Holy shit imagine doing that for a living

Holy shit imagine being a literal slave

I'm a free lance videographer, comfy as fuck and fun, not to mention good money

lol stfu I have been a NEET for the last 3 years and I regret it so much. I should have not dropped college, I tried getting back into it but I am not able to focus and too stupid. I rather be a wagie with a decent job then a NEET. I have to distance myself from relatives and friends because of embarrassment.

>Enjoy your 60 hour work weeks.
and having to be forced to sit through lectures from women about how important diversity is for your company while they look at you white males with disgust.

Looks like Jow Forums leaked into our board; fantastic

>I actually enjoy going to work
this i the only thing i am envious of in the world

more than people that have gfs, i am LIVID at the fact that i can't even fathom a job or career that wouldn't make be absolutely fucking miserable

i quit my job because it made me want to kill myself every day, now i am NEET, which cured my depression. i barely scrape by but it's still a better life than wagecucking

how did you come to enjoy working at a job, or was it some trait you were born with? my parents pester me about getting a job (i get calls from employers but ignore them, i have a degree from a top 10 university, #1 in the state) but i really just don't want to go back to working. i prefer the NEET life and have so few material desires (basically only buy food and pay for gym membership and car insurance) i can't really justify getting a job

>60 hour work weeks
just work two days a week for county/state government and live in a trailer park user, its not as bad as it sounds

this
I had a comfy IT job that was 95% sitting at my desk enjoying mediocre coffee and playing roguelikes (because ASCII looks like 1337 haxxorz shit to onlookers so they think I'm doing serious work), but the 5% actually dealing with people's stupid problems was absolutely unbearable and just the anticipation of that drove me off the edge.

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yeah i was a web developer. it got to the point that i was basically getting paid to sit around until something went wrong. one of the biggest problems was having to get up early every day; i'm a natural night owl and it screwed up my circadian rhythm to just wake up early to an alarm, rush to eat and shit, and then go sit in an office all day until the sun goes down... yeah, going to the gym after work would always keep me up late

after 5 years of chronic sleep deprivation i just kind of had to quit. my parents told me to, because i looked like utter shit. i had a fungal infection of the skin start to develop, it cured within a week of just sleeping in.

i couldn't even find a way to enjoy my pay checks, i spent most of the weekend asleep, and i just bought drugs with a lot of the money because it was the only thing that would give me any sense of happiness

oddly enough, i've had more luck with girls since quitting my job and curing my depression. but none of them want to get in a relationship with an unemployed guy, but that's whatever. like i said, i'd rather get a job that didn't make me hate my life every day than a girlfriend, although probably the former is arguably more difficult [impossible]

learn how to code and do part time freelancing

its comfy fren

t. ex neet

>learn how to code and do part time freelancing
that is literally what i am doing right now, actually

i have an $800 website i'm working on. i did some freelancing on upwork, but it was all $50-80 projects, basically garbage tier. i only did the HTML test though

the thing is my dad really, really hates the idea of freelancing. he thinks it's shit quality work, and says i NEED to get a "real job" with benefits which to me is probably the worst thing in the world

it has been almost 6 months of "NEET" and i don't tell them about my freelancing [which barely makes any money, but i barely spend any] and it would probably make it worse on me, he would get really pissed about it. the only good thing is he can't force anyone to give me a job, i just don't want him to get so exasperated he says i have to work at some dead-end shit job like walmart/mcdonalds that pays 1/2 of what my old one did

Do you have degrees?

2nd guy

yeah, i have an economics/business degree from the top ranked state uni (rank #10 nationwide for all public)

but all my work experience (5 years) is web developent, programming in php/javascript

i got that degree because i had no idea what i wanted to do, and i'm a night owl and that degree had a lot of afternoon and online courses

Fucking this. I feel like I missed a beat that everyone else got and now basically any job makes me feel like shit. I can be responsible for myself but when people lump responsibility upon me and start getting expectations of my performance I panic and stress breaks into my everyday life. I hate feeling trapped in a cage and that's all wagiehood feels like to me.

You just need to learn to not give a shit and try to take a look on some positives, and at the end of the day the only real reason you are there is to acquire currency unless you truly find something you genuinely love doing.
>inb4 hurr urr mcwagie i live in a cave with a 1987 nissan
Being a NEET isnt exactly an option for me and I get cabin sick rather easily, I am no social butterfly by any stretch of the imagination but I cant stand being inside all the time, even if it is to take a walk around or do some of the shit I am into. Its less that I enjoy it and more that I know how to deal with the bullshit that happens. Life sucks for most people that ever lived and probably ever will live, so unless you get the balls to sudoku you might as well deal with it and at least try to get something going, but that is just my view though. And if you do completely fail you can at least say you tried. Besides, if anything baby boomers are some of the biggest leeches on the country, but that is a discussion for another time.

>You just need to learn to not give a shit and try to take a look on some positives, and at the end of the day the only real reason you are there is to acquire currency unless you truly find something you genuinely love doing.
it's hard to not give a shit about seeing your body deteriorate in front of your eyes. my job ruined my health. when i tried going to the gym after work it made it so i couldn't fall asleep in time to get anywhere close to a reasonable number of hours of sleep. i slept all weekend, it was the most pitiful life

the currency didn't matter, because there was nothing i could use it for that i wanted. i couldn't buy my mornings back so i could rest and repair myself. i couldn't buy happiness. i bought a bunch of drugs, now i quit my job a few months ago and i'm 100% sober

>Being a NEET isnt exactly an option for me and I get cabin sick rather easily, I am no social butterfly by any stretch of the imagination but I cant stand being inside all the time, even if it is to take a walk around or do some of the shit I am into.
i just looked up 'cabin sick' -- that doesn't apply to me at all, honestly. i mean i guess sometimes i get up and walk over to the dog and play with him a bit, but that's all. i do go to the gym too, but because i want the benefits, not because i enjoy it

>Life sucks for most people that ever lived and probably ever will live, so unless you get the balls to sudoku you might as well deal with it and at least try to get something going, but that is just my view though. And if you do completely fail you can at least say you tried. Besides, if anything baby boomers are some of the biggest leeches on the country, but that is a discussion for another time.
it just feels like i'm wasting my life working at a job, and not even enjoying it. at least as a neet i am enjoying my life.

there's no job that pays that i can do and think needs to be done, it's not rewarding. it's selling my labor for the chance to be miserable

Pick out a single mother