You're riding on the bus when all of a sudden she sits in the seat next to you. What do you say to her robots?

You're riding on the bus when all of a sudden she sits in the seat next to you. What do you say to her robots?

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oh hi excuse me miss I"M ALREADY TRACER

Sit or miss?

>implying robots go outside
>implying robots odor wouldn't deter her from sitting
>implying robots look nonthreatening enough to sit next to
>implying she wouldn't rather stand

that's why this is a larp and not real life

"Hey, that was a cool video." Then I keep reading my book.

If you can't connect to society only because you look gross or scary, then you're not a robot. I wish the only thing stopping me from making friends or escaping NEETdom was just smelling bad

Why would I talk to some random person next to me on the bus? That shit is creepy or they're just homeless people begging for money.

>What do you say to her robots?
s-sorry

get out of the bus even through i haven't reached my destination due to anxiety of being near a girl.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Continue listening to my anime music and pretending to be asleep

nothing, I just start listening loudly to DotA by Basshunter on my open design headphones.

absolute zoomer thread

boxxy>cracky>tabby>rose>this whore

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Really? There are like 10 empty seats and you had to sit next to me, of all people? I fucking HATE WHEN PEOPLE SIT NEXT TO ME ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION FUCK OFF

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boxxy is a dumb spic whore & was never actually cutesy or funny irl. only reason she ever got popular is because this was in the more 'earlier' stages of 4chin where girls were relatively new & interesting.

nothing
then I would begin to violently shake in my seat

i would change seats and wonder why i'm riding a bus like a vagrant

>"h-hey"
she doesnt hear me so i dont say anything after

what age did you start hrt and how big is your dick?

I don't say anything I know if I do I'll be seen as creepy, predatory or a stalker.

>Guess they never miss, huh?
And then have a conversation with her because I can actually talk to women.