/britfeel/

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the 72 pack of weetabix is 4 quid in Morrisons

How long will the meet up be? my mum wants to know if its worth booking a hotel for it. She knows this is a big deal to me.

snooker deanos on my failbook claiming that ronnie osullivan winning something was "absolute scenes"

where are we going on the meet up?

>How long
the MEAT will be 8 inches UP your bum

>tfw haven't washed my work trousers since I started my job 6 months ago
T-they don't smell I swear

Nearest Morrisons is about 8 miles away. The big Tesco is only 1 mile away

OK I decided on this for my Dominos order:

2 medium pizzas, garlic pizza bread, potato wedges, cookies and large bottle of drink all for 23.99.

The two medium pizzas will be the new Cheeseburger Pizza and Ranch BBQ.

Open to alternatives for Ranch BBQ however.

When I was sixth form i basically wore the same clothes every single day without washing them all week

Nice 1, in bed filthy phone posting but muh pc's just on snooze so will grab em tomoro
GOWAN TEAMOPIMAGEMEMBER YOU BRUNG'D IT OME

absolute state of you you fat cunt

Cleaned the oven with a mr muscle spray so I can't use it right now. So glad my microwave is a Samsung smart oven, it works like a regular oven too. Dr Oetker pizza is nearly done.

I'm thinking about coming to the meet up in London but I don't want weird guys coming onto me and people being inappropriate. I just want to meet some people without it being like "Oh look the girl from /britfeel/, I gotta autistically try to fuck her and make her feel awkward."

I am up for maybe meeting a lad and going on a date at some point in future but I'm not going to shag anyone that night and I'm not going to tolerate being treated like a slut or like I'll shag anyone or people making stupid comments. I''ll just leave.

how do you afford this. do you work?

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What if I'm really attractive?

>How do you afford 23 quid?

Even a dole scumbag could afford that. Not necessarily a good way to spend their dole, but they could afford it.

This is a terrible idea.

no girls allowed you disgusting vagina haver

student loan lol

fuck sake lads one of my gfs friends who was a former housemate of hers died of cancer so now I have to deal with consoling her

If you can't act like an adult and talk to me like a normal person then you're not attractive, no matter what you look like.

If we can chat away like nothing then it's cool and we can go on a date after Christmas. I'd like to find a boyfriend but I don't want people being weirdos.

You know what the pathetic part about that mong SP is? He hasn't even been made to feel hopeless because of rejection, he's just a little pussy who has the audacity to try and blame other people for his inertia

hey that was pretty rude man why are you angry for no reason

If this is brownie lass then don't bother you already said you're seeing Andrew again soon. We don't need any attention whores.

Holy lee fuk the little chinese fella

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i'll heem any of these pervy freaks if they touch you babe x

not really rude just calling you a fat cunt because you're a fat cunt

why do women always have to bring up the fact theyre women on an anonymous message board?

almost as if they know they have no worth besides their vagina

he got kissed on the neck or something didn't he?

If you're at least a 6 and not too fat then I'll probably shag you 2bh

If you're after a normal person then why are you here?

If we consider that /britfeel/ posters are the lowest of the low of the British population among people in the age range 18-30. Then we further consider that people actually dedicated enough to go a "/britfeel/ meetup" people are only going to be the most pathetic, degenerate regulars that post in here.

So we have the lowest of the lowest of the low all deciding to meet up... it's a hard pass from me lads.

I wear a clean shirt every day but not trousers. Yours is a lot worse

ok man but just realise words have effects on people and that was rude and hurtful

i promise to treat every one at the meet with the same level of disdain
>Holy lee
m8

>If you can't act like an adult and talk to me like a normal person then you're not attractive, no matter what you look like.

Never mind then lass

fuck off with the christmas shit you fucking losers

>i dont want any girls flirting and making me feel awkward
>i might meet a lad and date him

mong or larp. my mum is the only girl aloud.
simple as.

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the people going to this meet will be normies for sure

What happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"

this lmao

also organising social events for a thread that is populated exclusively by social outcasts might be a bit messy

He had a girl kiss him on the neck in a pub once. When I told him that's more action than a lot of us have had he made up some excuse about how it doesn't count

its probably going to be lads with some amount of social confidence or lads who socially have nothing to lose by talking to weirdos from the web

lets be honest lads
you need to be physically attractive to get a gf
as long as you have that everything else is secondary

You don't need to console people when they're dead mate.

it's 2018 user that doesnt apply anymore

It's a terrible idea for any females to attend. You will be the centre of attention and the guys will be bullying each other to try to impress you.
Don't come, for the sake of the meet. If you want to slut about then use /soc/ or any dating app, or pick a personality from here and get in touch with them.
The only reason we're ok with the trannies is because they are hilarious and an absolute trainwreck.

Thanks for being understanding.

Nah I'm not a character
I wouldn't and haven't mentioned it before, only mentioning it now because I'm thinking of turning up somewhere to meet people and it will be pretty obvious.
This is exactly the type of comment I'm not keen to hear.
Because I'm not here specifically to meet someone. You might be surprised to hear this, but women don't just exist in relation to men.
Thanks, that's exactly what I'd want.

This is in london anyway right?

No point travelling for hours to meet some other freak like people. Would rather stay in me room and rot

honestly you won't be able to resist me
I'm easily a 9 and these other virgin freaks are around 3-4 tops
I'll give in 3 drinks before you're all over me

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I have never had a womans lips touch me anywhere
fuck you SP you normie arse

the chads on /brit/ are saying they're going to turn up and double team you

Meateor is best

someone just post some nice porn fs

Hello. It's me 5'3 diego rivera but uglier from /brit/ can assure you there are no chads who post on /brit/ hope that clears things up.

Remember to take a picture at the meetup lads

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you won't be able to resist the /brit/ lads
they are all 6ft5 brick shithouse chads with massive cocks

>Because I'm not here specifically to meet someone
You can't expect to meet a normal person when you're here.

>i'm a 33 year old virgin freak that can't get laid even though i'm rich
>therefore everyone else must be as pathetic as me
stay here with the virgin freaks like you belong you vile cretin

I'd rather have a 4 who knows how to act in public than a 9 who doesn't. There's nothing worse than bad social skills.

>Chads
>/brit/

Ha, don't make me laugh. There's actually more normal people in here.

whats the chances that someones gonna get raped/robbed or stabbed at this meetup

dont listen to diego hes just bitter that he would fit in here better than in /brit/

>comdoms

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Open tab at The Porcupine, Leicester Square

Tab is called High Wycombe

some /brit/ lad said he wants to give you chlaymydia

>the chads on /brit/

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what board/thread was this? hard to believe that many people are that socially awkward

epic cope lad.
not at all this place is just the same as brit but slower no reason to spend any real time here.

>There's nothing worse than bad social skills.
Now you're just taking the piss. Fuck off thot.

>4 who knows how to act in public
well hello

Honestly couldn't stand this britfeel lass as a gf, all she does is constantly whine and moan, I imagine if she's like that in the thread she'd almost certainly be like that in a relationship

choose your bull

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na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 200

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youtu.be/okgm0jpKjwI making me quite emotional ngl

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This clearly isnt a real lass and it's crona on a wind up

why yes, i am tired and dehydrated, thanks for asking

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I'm a /brit/ lad and I've shagged 200+ girls so you're just making yourself looks stupid there lass

dont do it becky

powerful larp

OH FUGG, THEYRE MOVIN IN ON OUR WOMEN, TO ARMS LADS

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It's pretty obvious you've got a lad in mind. Save us all the embarrassment and awkwardness of you trying to get with him at the meet and just don't come.
And if you really want DMs info that badly you only need to ask.

redpill me on Polish diaspora in the UK

I'm in this pic

you know what, good choice. thanks user, i'm changing the ranch bbq to meateor.

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you think these autistic virgin freaks on britfeel who never leave their houses know how to act in public

state of you

Don't listen to Poley's lies, Poles are based