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Dating Advice From Neets and Degenerates Edition

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Liking little east Asian women makes you a nonce

hope all 3 of people going to meet-up really enjoy themselves

OH do you lot like maisie
while im incel shes my 'waifu' as it were
dont like sue hate her shes gay so is poster

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My day of retribution draws closer.

I seriously can'y wait until all the britfags have left the thread

imagine coming to r9k to laugh at social outcasts despite basically being one yourself

alri lad but that would be a bit mean wouldn't it
not that kind of a lass me
*spits on floor*
now which one of you cunts wants a shag?

Can smell the garlic from here

going to the meet up with my long distance lens
going to snapping some picture of you freaks

why cant i post things normally here

sue

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It is like the pol influx earlier this year.
Hopefully none stay

any comfy Morrowind player in

well im still dehydrated but im not as tired as i was

whatever you say vf

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i'm a virgin freak say it loud say it clear i'm a virgin freak and im here

anime & slags

i have sex and will brag about it on a forum for incels and freaks haha this is original and hilarious

you are social outcasts too but you don't even realise it which makes it even more pathetic

Yeah so I did lad, sorry to suggest you're not a shagger as you're clearly the shaggest here
Is it laughing at them because they're outcasts
or is it laughing at them because they can't into a joke

Feels when I'm by all definitions a normie but enjoy memes and bullying virgin freaks, my gf wouldn't be too impressed lol

well what about a game of pool then? but instead of potting the balls on the pool table we chuck them at poley?

bragging about having sex and calling other people virgins isn't funny

as in its not comedic, its just pathetic

would a quick handjob help you calm down lid

Ahem, can i have your attention please
*clinks glass*
i have just one thing to say,
FUCK jannies and FUCK niggers
thank you, thank you.

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I mean it's funny because you are seething

ahem
FUCK NORMIES AND FUCK TRANNIES

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>calls himself a normie but comes on an incel forum to laugh at incels and brag about having a girlfriend

wow your life is very fulfilling im sure

funny is subjective lad, and I'm laughing
laughing while having a shag WAHEY

Could someone tell me what part of London this is happening so I know not to go anywhere near it

large cat

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i remember once when me and my ex were shagging and my dog walked in and watched us, we didnt give a fuck, she thought it was funny but i kept railing her

>>calls himself a normie but comes on an incel forum to laugh at incels and brag about having a girlfriend
yes i do this

going to be lurking in landan under an umbrella on the fifteenth day of december hoping to clip poleys ear with umbrella at mach speed and shout something horrible

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i agree wholeheartedly user mate

But you don't fuck anyone lid not even trannies

This is usually beneath me desu but I can't help myself, if you freaks weren't so easily rattled I'd leave

a gatto

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bet one of you desperate freaks fucks poleaboo

any particular thoughts on the matter, gentlemen?

ohhhh fuck my ex gf had a dog and when we had just finished shagging she'd lick my fingers and that

then i started thinking "i wonder if my ex gf lets the dog eat her fanny"

must be said my #1 preconception of this place was that it was rife with anime and with tripgoobers and cant see any of either for miles nor kilometres

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*dabs on the virgin freaks*

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Rec me some YouTube videos

or we could just have a nice day out?

1 (O N E) large cat vs 1 (O N E) absolute unit
Who would win?

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Technically true that is user

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Genuine britfeelers, how does it feel to know that these britfags will eventually return to their failed-normie thread and attempt banter with other pathetic people?

Because the only reason they're here is because they feel inadequate everywhere else, so they come here to feel good about themselves.

would you let one of the britfeel lads shag you?

I'm here to bully, don't feel inadequate I just enjoy it simple as

virgin freak master race here

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animelads you should watch gakkou no juliet, it's pretty good

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we could also play the boxing machine, but instead of the machine we just punch poley in the face as hard as we can

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you called me brown, i must needs have my rewenge
will be coming with brick shithouse backup but hes just window dressing really

Rec me some YouTube videos

Yes

Trips and trans women do not bully each other here

I don't know about that mate last time I hit someone their face exploded
*flexes*
how about we just get a round in and have a natter instead

Good night everyone on britfeel comfy sleep and comfy dreams and comfy cuddles with teddies and anime pillows for everyone

Oh damn salt is.swole??

YOU HEAR THAT

ONE OF YOU LUCKY LADS IS GOING TO GET TO SHAG POLEABOO

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this is what white people listen too, i need you to get on it asap

VERY big unit

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The truth is out
But how else can I prove my status as the alpha? That's the only reason I'm going to this meetup

aw youve made a friend

Do you guys think Scotland is a Nordic nation or no?

Majestic creature

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Must be weird congregating in a place for virgin freaks and actively getting social nourishment from it. Guess that's why they get so upset when you rattle their cages.

lmao kek nice one lol

You're literally here too mate

lads no judging here, would you shag this cat

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If you prove you are 100% white on the day, I'll sit back and take my raping

rate urselves

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holy shit great post lad top meme

/brit/ get the FUCK out of this thread I'm fucking serious you are upsetting the guys here and I'm not going to this meet up if I'm scared of getting harassed

erm nobodys going to rape you

can someone explain to me why the 'gins are so angry
just a bit of banter init haha

hhaha I'm a top slayer bro lmao kek

-jumps on the bed-
[purring intensifies]
-climbs on top of you-
[crushing intensifies]
psshh, nothin purrsonnel kid

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reckon i could beat swole tranny in an arm wrestle tbqh

Shut the fuck up u stupid bitch
u can get an egg chucked off your head too

high IQ britbull falseflag

seething feeloid falseflag

this is so fucking epic lad

Good joke little boy
last person who thought that went home in an ambulance
it was nothing to do with us arm-wrestling they just slipped on a crisp packet

cant tell if youre a britoid who thinks cats are virgin animals or a feeloid who thinks its a coordinated cat discord raid
neither is true i only have pictures of this cat

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Not with Andrew around anyway

I'd be a lot more hesitant to attend otherwise

Anyone else notice how on dating apps/sites objectively desirable birds are disproportionately Indian?
White mongs are dreadful. Tatted, illiterate, obese. Invariably with sprogs. Awful.

>britoid
>feeloid
kek based

i have the ip addresses of all brit users currently active in this thread. make of that what you will. continue to shit up the thread and face the consequences.

dont ever reply to me again you vile paki freak

we dont have time for this lad either post some shit memes or fuck off

if youre not from this thread you should definitely consider staying here

did you backtrace them lad
the consequences will never be the same

hey are you actually pakistani i havent been around britfeel in a while

also who and what are you? a tranny? a pakistani tranny? surely not

My dating advice would be to just
stick it all balls toes hands even your head if you can

sorry lads just want to post another screenshot, carry on

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you won't to a god damn thing you spasticated little runt, would gladly crack your virgin jaw if you so much as glanced in my direction

no you don't
you're shitposting on a racist anime website at 1am on a monday morning
be quiet loser

poor lad, was he ok? was it your crisp packet?

>tfw swole will never repress and be my bf and cuddle me

I am trans female and honourary white

>haven't been around in a while
so 2015?

What if I'm average IQ, most people rate me a 6 or 7/10, and I'm autistic? What am I bros?

reminder that britfeel regulars are actually nice to amer and hardly even bully him

absolute state of these freaks, they see themselves on the same level as a mentally ill paki tranny poo filming abomination

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Anyone know how to get your testosterone levels checked in the uk?
Somehow doubt the NHS will be willing to satisfy my curiosity.

Heh good luck kiddo I'm behind not one but two proxies... care to dance?