I'm gonna commit suicide tonight...

I'm gonna commit suicide tonight. What is something to put on my suicide note if I hate my family and want them to feel like shit? They are Christian and I put something to my aunts and grandma that divorcees that remarry go to hell. And my i put some things in there to attack my dad's manhood for all the years he abused me. I basically said he is a pathetic weak little bitch and that I was envious of my friends for their fathers and since he got fired recently I put things in there about how their dads provide for their families like real men and got their kids nice cars. I dont really care about materialistic things but I know attacking his ability to provide will get into his head. Give me more things that I can put on it.

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Tell them to plant as many trees as possible in your honor and thats your very last wish

What did you're dad do? Killing yourself is a big fuck you to everyone that cares about you so a note to tell them that is not needed.

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Tell them you're actually really regretful of the life you've lived and wish you'd been happier

Don't you think it's better not to go into details? Blame them indirectly and keep it vague.

Don't do it user. Just keep shitposting with us for a couple years more.

move out of the house user, youre an investment and despite the abuse lots of effort, time, and money has been put into you. So if youre not happy leave, at least make that investment lead to some more nice shitposts with us in this board. Dont kill yourself or youll just prove him right, comon

I might not kill myself but I will definitely make major changes in my life. I am starting to just have nothing but anger and hatred to everything. I dont mean this in a incel way but nice people in general dont get anything out of this world. It seems like you have to be a fucking psychopathic narcissist who cuts their lowers and manipulates their uppers to get anywhere. That's how my grandpa is and he is literally a millionaire and doesnt give a shit that me and my family are struggling financially. I am a very dedicated engineering student, I got accepted to all the big ucs and to cal poly. I had to go to a csu fir financial reasons and that fucker doesnt give a shit. He has a son that's technically my uncle but younger than me that just sits on his fat ass, doesnt know how to drive, cant get a job so he has to work at his dads office. I think I'm just going to drop out of college and run away and become a cyber criminal. Maybe I will try to set some things right in the world and be a kind of cyber Robin hood. I have had so much experience with computer science and I've been researching on how to make ransomware and viruses. And I can use my electrical engineering experience to shut down power grids to. I just am tired of living the npc life.

That's crazy, man. Ask them if they've ever done DMT.

Sounds like a cool but unrealistic plan. Have you considered faking your death?

putting all that shit wont make them feel like shit, it will just make you look like a little prick and make them happy you're dead. don't leave a note or leave something like
>I'm sorry I'm a little faggot who left a suicide note, please forgive me.

Go for the treasure hunt option.

>I've been living a lie for the past several years. >I've secretly been in a relationship with a man much older than I am; he means the world to me, and now that he is gone, I have nothing to live for.
>He was very wealthy; while his family took much of what was in his bank accounts, he left me the location of a special treasure that they didn't know about. Several bars of gold, hidden in an old box in an out of the way location. I wish that they go to the first person to figure out my clues.

At this point, you should spend some time coming up with a remote but plausible location. I'd suggest that the gold was hidden in the 1970's several levels down in a mine in New Idra, Ca; all of the mines have been sealed as they are filled with toxic water, and the area around it has drifts of naturally occurring asbestos; you need multiple permits to even get close.

Take time making your revenge puzzle; you've got the rest of your life.

Hey man wanna chat sometime maybe play some videogames together? I feel like I can relate to you a lot, perhaps all you need is someone to talk to

not having a note is probably worse, they wouldnt know why you did it, and even though they might assume they did nothing wrong, i would bet money on the fact the idea of not knowing would fucking be torture for them

Keep it as simple as possible.
Use a slightly lesser-known quote from Parmenides, the Diamond Sutra, or something.

Instead of killing yourself, run away.

If you're going to leave them anything, it should be a delicious, nutritious key lime pie.

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his slice or mine?

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damn you've got ego issues
almost reads like elliot

A pie a day keeps the thoughts away

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you gotta cheer up pumpkin

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If your planning on ODing make sure to wash it down with some Stewart's Classic Key Lime; Best drink this side of the mississip

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>I basically said he is a pathetic weak little bitch
the absolute irony of this lad

Maybe. I'm not sexually frustrated though. I have a girlfriend. That's not what I'm upset about. If anything the most selfish thing I'm hurting over is personal finances. I think comparing me to Timothy McVeigh or Randy weaver would be a much more accurate statement. Although I'm not a white supremacists, I really hate the government, the deep state government and all its corruption. I will be honest I have a deep hatred for a certain regulation agency that prevents patients from trying new drugs to find what works. I've lost so many family members in the past few years to illnesses and they haven't been allowed to use any new medicine or to at least try an experimental cure. That's how they stopped polio. And I'm getting sick and tired of the way young Americans these days just want to hand over all their rights to the state and allow themselves to be slaves.

Christ you are a basket case. For someone who's suicidal, you sure have strong opinions of the living. Do us all a favor and end it, but not until after you take a bite out of some key lime pie

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Just straight up say fuck you, and put a qr code that leads to child porn.

I swear to God if this is you Billy go the fuck back home to your friends and leave that shit farm behind. We miss you and care about you.

key lime pie is gross
apple pie is better

Maybe finding christ is what I need. He helped me through a hard time in my past but i haven't known him in a while.

kek, I get that vibe too. just how smart he thinks he is and how he feels people owe him things for no reason

I never said I was superior over anyone just for existing. Stem helped me escape things and was really inspiring to me so I bust my ass to this day to be the best I can be. I fully acknowledge there will always be people who are much smarter than me but I want to use my knowledge for good. I think I'll just go out and be the next Julian Assange or Edward Snowden. I spend almost all of my time studying. So I'm not going to apologize for being in education.

>I have a girlfriend.
get out reee. fucking normie
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No telling them things indirectly will allow them to create a nice version in their head that alleviate them of guilt. You need to be as direct as possible. And ensure as many people know the details. Fuck their lives up from beyond the grave.