Door flings open so hard it shakes the entire apartment complex

>Door flings open so hard it shakes the entire apartment complex
>"phew! What a day!"
>cracks open a beer and sits in front of the TV
>two sudden, violent neck cracks as he settles down
>"AHhhh nothing like taking a load off after a long day at work"
>grips remote so hard it crushes in his hand
>"wo-hoho, now thats gonna cost me a couple bucks"
>turns on TV manually
>BAZINGA *laugh track*
>slowly closes eyes when suddenly phone rings
>"Oh that must be my boss, i'm sure he's calling to compliment me on how i did all the work for my colleagues while they chattered at the water cooler"
>FRESCO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I SAID YOU HAD TO WORK OVERTIME AND YOU JUST RAN OUT OF THE BUILDING! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?
>"oohh, sorry mr. noseberg i don't know what came over me, i'm on my way right now"
>YOU'D BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY BECAUSE IF YOU DO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN YOUR FIRED! *hangs up*
>"welp, it was nice while it lasted, back to work!"
>walks out of apartment
>hears jovial laughing coming from his neighbor's apartment, the NEET who lives next to him
>He stops
>"h-h-hmmmm, wouldn't hurt to check up on the NEET would it?"
>*knocks three times on the NEETs door*
>*slams head through it*
>"Heh heh, hey NEETie! How's it going! whacha doing!"
>the NEET stares at him with a peculiar look on his face

cont?

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Yes I really need some good cope material right now

yes pls Mr. NEETfriend

>Wagie... i never thought it would get this bad, come in. Said the humble NEET
>Fresco reached through the hole and opened the door for himself
>tears started rolling down frescos eyes as he said "n-nice place you got here"
>Yes, relax, fresco. You aren't going to work today. replied the NEET
>"oh, uh i ca-nt. uhh.....m-mr. noseber-"
>it's ok, fresco. You can be NEET with me for a while. Just until we can get you on NEETbux
>fresco grimaced holding back the tears of relief, he sank deep into the NEETs comfy chair and exhaled
>the NEET diled up mr.nosebergs number and with his masterful control of his voice he mimiced frescos voice and told mr. nosebrg he quit, being sure to call him a faggot while he was at it
>the NEET looked back at fresco to see he was fast asleep, in fact. He slept for two days straight, he awoke feeling better than ever
>"a-am i in heaven?"
>yes, said the NEET
>for the next couple of months, fresco and the NEET became great friends, the NEET introduced him to some top tier animes and switched frescos habbit of drinking beer into drinking mtn dew, fresco was suprised at how superior it was
>The NEET attended fresco's NEETbux trial and attested that he was not mentally sound enough to work, providing pics of his broken door as evidence
>Fresco was approved and became a full blown NEET, The NEET hugged and congratulated him on his success
>Fresco moved back into his apartment. Feeling like a new man
>the NEET watched as he took his first steps back into his apartment and symbolically, his new life
>The NEET took a deep breath
>ahh, another one saved...wonder what he would've done if i had not intervened

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I'm strongly attracted to the wageslave character you've concocted. His strained, forced happiness and chaotic strength are cartoonish and unpredictable in nature. I want to suck Fresco's cock in the broom closet of the office, while he nervously struggles between the conflicting emotions of how good it feels to have the cute secretary's mouth around his cock, and the feeling of pure horror if Mr. Noseburg finds out he's enjoying himself DURING WORK HOURS!!

Fresco doesn't fuck. Fresco is deep down, or maybe not so deep down is a frightened, hounded creature full of interwoven conflicts and despair. He's scared of women and hates them.

now this is a top notch quality thread you rarely see on here

>inb4 "Fresco" becomes the new meme to refer to wageslaves

That was great, I love happy endings

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I wish so badly that I could show him gentle love and affection, coaxing him out of his anxiety-induced loathing and into my open arms. I love that he's scared of women, nervous men drive me wild.

True story I once let a guy stay at my house and tried to convert him to neetism but he failed to get on NEETbux
Was disappointed but NEETs are the patricians of society for a reason, not everyone can masterfully manipulate their way into aristocracy