What's the biggest thing you've put in your vagina? Did it hurt?

I checked and the seller was either lying or wrong. It's actually 3.8cm/1.5 inches.
What's the point of marriage if I can't enjoy penis and my husband can't enjoy my vag? He'd just be miserable and cheat.

True, but what gain would anyone have for lying over something so dumb on an anonymous website.

No, stay celibate UNTIL marriage, meaning once you're married you can have sex with your husband or wife.

Why can't I get a Jow Forums gf reeee

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A 6 inch dildo. I can barely get it in though

i put a bottle of nail polish up my butt but i'm a guy

You've misunderstood me. If I get married, try sex and find out I struggle to enjoy it, it'd be a very sexless marriage since I won't do something I won't enjoy. Both parties will be upset and he'll just divorce me.

The thing is, if he's worth marrying then he'd stay with you and not cheat in a sexless marriage.

You should be careful doing that. Lots of random stuff gets lodged in people's arses when they put in items with no mechanism to prevent that.

pls be my smol vagina gf

Well do you enjoy the dildo you have? If so, you'll be fine then

Few men are like that since most are still boys, mentally. My chances of finding such a guy is very slim.

No, it was a waste of money.

Oh. Sadly you're right. Well, don't marry someone until you've been together for 4 years without sex. Boys can't handle that.

>What's the point of marriage if I can't enjoy penis and my husband can't enjoy my vag?
Literally every other aspect of marriage besides bepis in vagoo sex.

Just find a guy with a small dick, they have the same exact worries that you do. Do you enjoy smaller things or is it all penetration that bothers you?

This. Also look into vaginismus and make sure you don't have it. Should mention it to the gyno next time you go.

I stuck a mascara thingy in my vagina when I was 14 because I saw a character on Glee stick an object in her coochie. Broke my own hymen! Some of it is still there though. I can't remember if it hurt or not. Still a virgin though.

>What's the biggest thing you've put in your vagina?
Penis
>Did it hurt?
The first time

I have birthed two kids though, so I've pushed 7lb babies out of my clownhole twice. That also hurt.

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Don't discourage gays from doing something that could result in them getting killed.

Which is why you need to have sex with whoever you're dating. The general rule is, sex after the third date.

Fuck off degenerate, sex is for married couples.

Stay out of other people's bedroom, foreveralone khv incel.

>encouraging people to wait until marriage
>not willingly being celibate until marriage
Pick one

>Stay out of other people's bedroom
>but you need to have sex with the person you're dating, preferably on the third date

I'd like to hear it: what separates the boys from the men?

Being 6'+ and having blue eyes and a thick penis

Expecting sex before marriage or not

It's nice to get a serious answer on here; I can see how that mentality makes sense. Though, there's probably a bit of truth in as well, depending on the person.

Die roastie. You gave an absolutely terrible advice. Women who are not a virgin when they meet their husband, are disgusting and should be burnt alive. Who the fuck wants to treat a nasty cumdumpster like a princess. And who wants to marry a woman, that deserves no respect and wouldn't even be clean enough for an Indian man to shit in her mouth.

>but what gain would anyone have for lying over something so dumb on an anonymous website.

Marrying a virgin is guaranteed to make you miserable. Statistics show virgin marriages are by far the unhappiest.

Statistics are probably skewed thanks to the vast majority taking place in absolute shit holes in the third world.

Did it say why? Is the same true for couples who were virgins when they started dating but had sex before marriage?

A dick. And not much, no.

No one honestly cares but you. In real life, everyone fucks, dates and marries non-virgins.

>Statistics show virgin marriages are by far the unhappiest.
Oh really? Post the statistics then.

I know for a fact that in America at least the less people a married woman screwed the more likely it is for her marriage to last more than 20 years

A Large BD Nova, knot diameter just over 3 inches. I have no intention of scaling up to XL.
Yes, it hurt like fuck the first time, and every time since, but once it gets going, fuck is it worth it.

the people in this thread only confirm to me how pointless and stupid we all are

My wife has some dildo with a massive knot at the base kinda like a dogs. It hurts her to get it in but once in her eyes roll back in her head and she has endless orgasms untill she is too exhausted to continue. Most of the time I just watch but sometimes we do dp and the contractions from her anal sphincter are enough to get me off

It's hard to describe what a good knot feels like. There's like, three points to it?
First, it feels amazing to be stuffed that large. I think there's like, a panic response your body does that makes you kinda fade out a little bit, in a really, really good way. Makes everything "fuzzy".
Second, it feels amazing to feel that moving in you, and you *feel* your muscles get shunted around it.
Third, with a normal dick, it's like, there's all this stuff perfectly positioned in there that a dick will just graze and tickle, but the way a knot fills and bends you, it just rips through those points.
Plus, there's this rush that makes me wanna gasp right when the knot just shcloops in when it overcomes the last bit of resistance.
It's really addictive.

Good to hear you're take advantage of that sphincter clamp! Sometimes I like to put a little something up there to, just for that feeling of closing down on something and lodging it in there.
It's also good that you're okay with that! I've had three bfs, none of them were okay with being outdone my my toys. A guy who can live with that is a treasure!

A 5 inch peen

First time it hurt alot. Then got a little easier then felt great then went back to hurting towards the end. A trip to the doctor the next day as well, where my mom found out I had sex.

Now a days it doesnt hurt unless we havent slept together un a few days. In which case initial entry hurts. Also some positions which get a little too deep for my like will hurt me, but only if it's too quick or hes consistently going all in.

That's the largest thing that's ever been in there

Virgin means you haven't had sex if you're a man. Virgin means you haven't done anything sexual at all as a woman.

> I won't do something I won't enjoy.

So if he doesn't enjoy working you won't have any problem with him being jobless?

Anyone not birthed by C-Section has given shitty cunnilingus.

He is a man he must provide for the family simple as that! Would be abusing his women if he was jobless

If we're in a position where we can afford to have one of us not work, sure.

>the less people a married woman screws the more likely it is for her marriage to last
Makes you think.

A huge cucumber when I was 16, it hurt a lot and I bled a little (I was a virgin)

>makes you think
Not really. It's just likely a woman who's remain pure has a good background and traditional values.

If a woman is having excessive sex then she probably has background issues that no man is going to be able to clear for her but there is a chance once she finds "mr.right" she'll calm down

You missed the point. Which was that the less people a married woman screws WHILE MARRIED the more likely it is to last.

How old are you now and are you still a virgin, Satan-chan?

Haha no I read right over married! I need sleep....

He worded that poorly. The less sexual partners she'd had total at the start of her marriage, the more likely it is to last.

You're gross if you had sex with your boyfriends but that sounds hot and I'd be fine with a wife who was into that.

That sounds unhealthy.

Unhealthy?

You mean to only have one thing in there or how badly a smaller Weiner can hurt me?

How a small weiner hurts, over and over. You should tell a doctor.

19 and yes

Origanoli

But that's just a meme.

>tfw no perverted cucumber-masturbating virgin gf

>But that's just a meme.
Sure it is

>You're gross if you had sex with your boyfriends
You're probably right, but it was always them that left me. I always tried to hold it together.
I've always been in it for the long haul, the guys I've been with just weren't.

I won't mind your toys. Let's be bf/gf.

Give me two years.
Then I might actually break down and date an user from Jow Forums.

You want to be celibate for two years? How come?

>they pump and dumped me
As if that's better. Wait until you've got a ring next time.

A girl who doesn't put out is worthless.

It doesnt hurt except when it has to open me up after it's been a while. We usually do it every other night but with a baby running around it gets tough to have our adult time.

Since it's just then, I dont think the doctor would be concerned. It doesnt cause intimacy troubles. I can have children just fine too

>What's the biggest thing you've put in your vagina?

My fist.

>Did it hurt?

From the way she was crying and screaming I assume it did. She didn't use her safe word though.

Thats why you do the sex first.
Many many times.

This is also because women cant cum unless they know how to cum.
Find out what you like and how to handle a cock and you wont be having issues with sexless anything.

Everyone likes a partner that knows what theyre doing

Jow Forums what are you doing Here?

>tfw think my dick is too thick and if I ever get a qt virgin gf it will be too much for her

Nothing.
The only thing that will ever go in there is my future husband.

Penis and a little bit at first.

Average size.

How thicc we talking?

Based user realizing how weird it is to have.your identity be sex

My vibrator, which I think is 4.5" around at the widest and only 4" long. It hurt at first but now I'm used to it.

maybe like 3 inches around

6.5 inches of girth originally

That sounds weird. They make vibrators that are short and thick?

4.5" wide is not thick.

4.5" doesn't feel like much, user

Just find someone with a low sex drive, people like that don't care about sex, or at least are fine with just masturbation.

no you figure that out with your spouse and bond over it

What if you never figure it out?

What if the wife has a cavernous vagina and the husband a small dick? What if the husband has a huge dick and the wife a tiny vagina? What if neither are satisfied with just oral or toys and want to enjoy normal penetrative sex?

I tried to insert a big dildo to see what it felt like, think it's 12 inches but I couldn't get ir very far in. Hurt like fuck.
Easier in my ass honestly

a sharpie hurts more than you can imagine when you aren't prepared

How is this even possible? Vaginas are designed to take dicks and push out babies. A sharpie is nothing.

Vaginas literally swell to be ready for penetration. The body goes through a lot of changes and processes to be able to birth a baby. That shit isn't possible otherwise. That being said, a mere sharpie causing that level of pain would be slightly unusual unless it was quickly Jammed in. Even virgins can usually manage a careful finger or tampon.