Small Dick Club

4" erect and I have phimosis. I've accepted that I'd never get laid a long time, I've even deluded myself into thinking I don't care about sex.

Mines is 5inches

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>black
>barly 6 inches at full go
>people think I'm gay because I don't talk to females at all
I just don't wanna be laughed at

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How are things going aero?

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27cm bois

Be lucky you arent 4 inches or less you faggot, are you insecure because you think people expect all black people to have 8 inchers?

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What is considered small? Im about 5 inches and it looks like a pretty small beeper, but I guess thats around average, not like any girl will ever see it though

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Are any of you fat or skinnyfat

having small testicles is worse

we should make a small penis general, /SPG/

Who else here AGP like me?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22005209

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Behold the emperor of dicklets.

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why tho? when do you ever actively use your testicles?

here

Am skinnyfat.

when you're trying to reproduce, the only reason for existing

>being AGP and not HSTS

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I too prefer my arguments in the form of infinite regress.

god I wish he shaved his legs and put a sissy filter on so I could fap to this

Am I missing something here, or is that legit someone's nonexistent pene

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If I push the ruler to the bone, I have 5.5".
People say it's the right way to measure it.

If not, I usually have 4.7".

I wish I had 4" or less, smaller pee pees are cute.

I'd love to have a micro-penis gf

>tfw small penis (5x4.75" white male)
>tfw rest of life is so shit that I can't bring myself to really get upset over it

Well I am 29 and the only people to have ever seen my penis in any form are my mother, grandmother, one doctor, and a couple of boys I went swimming in a creek with when I was 12. Maybe if I was attractive I'd be a lot more concerned.

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>5.5 inches but 6.5 inch girth

Wasted on me.

I'm actually rather Jow Forums.

Anyone over 5' fucking leave right now.
4.5" reporting in.

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Post dem sweet pecs

What do other robots think of mine? Please be honest

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I've never actually measured mine and at this point I'm too scared to. There's a couple nights where if I'm pressing to the bone I'm perfectly happy with the size, but I've never taken a ruler to it.

Pic related is an assessment from the last woman to ever come close to my penis, four years ago.

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I am actually 8 inches long but have only a 5 inch girth which makes the whole thing pretty much useless. Pencil dick hurts when you were so close to mske it

i have a bigger pic
just like my dick

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Why living anymore??

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That's the worldwide average. Anything below is small. You're fine user

8 inches hard. How will I ever please anyone?
I'm such a fucking fagcock.

I wish mine was smaller, like maybe 4.5 or so. Right now I'm 5'6" but my dick is like 6.5in. looks disproportionate.

looks nice would suck

These threads actually make me sad because guys care soo much about their dick size. Now idk if gay guys make a big deal about it or not and I live in the south so maybe we are different than more liberal areas?

But soo few of my girlfriends ever bring up a guys dick size when we talk about possible boyfriends or get into sex. Like we may make a joke (big or small) but I've never had a friend who said they needed a minimum size. Some more uncommon things I've heard

>my short friends husband has an 8 inch dick, and shes drunkenly bragged to me about that.

My other friends new boyfriend is 8 inches but she drunkenly told me that she misses her ex husband and she feels so guilty thinking of him to this day. (Ex husband was 4ish inches and he cheated on her with 2 other girls) she cried because she felt like she was a horrible girlfriend but said the new boyfriend "just cant make love to me the same way my husband did"

Lastly my older sister hasnt ever mentioned size but she only dates tall guys. She even divorced her husband for a man who was 3 inches taller, even though she wont admit that's the reason, I can tell.

All my.other friends have just dated whatever guy they liked and never bothered with what size they were packing. Girls do talk about that stuff of course, a land some girls are a little bit more sharing with the more intimate stuff like D size but it's never "my bf is so big/small" it's more of lack of experience and wanting to know what the other girls are dealing with in the bedroom and out

4 inches here

Just learn to go down on people, most women tend to get off from a combination of penetration and oral anyways, like if you're small like me you might not get someone off from that alone but it still feels nice for them, especially if you hit their g spot

I got someone off once from penetration with them on top of me but also they were very easy to make orgasm, as in got off in 3 minutes from me going down on them

Also bear in mind that not everyone enjoys big dicks, one of my current partners (we're poly) has vaginismus which makes them unable to take anything too big

I don't even know how to measure my cock.

(Continued) I've also been told several times by both men and women that I've been the best sex they've had so ya, penis size isn't everything, like if you had a bigger dick fair enough but being small isn't the end all be all, communication during sex and body empathy matters a lot more

tfw 6.25 inches length is alright but i'm cursed with it being a bit slim. fucking kill me i'm scared of having sex bc of what the girl would think

about the girth of this guy

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Lmao you are fucking cuck cleaning chad's leftovers kys

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i think mine is like 6.2 but the problem is that it looks so thin

am i welcome here

Thread theme

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>fat uncut 8" cock
>letting a guy lock me in chastity
>willingly gave my info and face so he can "force" me into it
>have my vibrating buttplug inside me while I type this
I hope eventually I won't even be able to get hard

>tfw you'll never be a dicklet trap with a hung futa gf
Why live?

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>tfw barely 4" when hard

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>These threads actually make me sad because guys care soo much about their dick size

Well of course, if you have a small dick its impossible for woman not to see you as a joke in the bedroom.

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A hair over six inches bone pressed. It looks pitifully small to me and I'm still really insecure about it. Pic related.

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I only have 7.8 inches and can barely stand looking at how tiny it is. Does any one else here not even want to use theirs because it's so small?

you better be talking about girth

It helps to know that women are only that vicious because they have a massive inferiority complex from a young age when they realize guys are stronger and smarter and basically live their lives as spectators of the men. They're not really people so what they think doesn't matter.

I hope he knows what he is doing. He should be able to get that unwieldy cock of yours down to a more reasonable size with chastity. unfortunately these effects are not permanent

>be happa
>grow up in east asian country with group bathing
>father is a tall man with a massive penis
>my older brother is 5'1" with a massive penis
>i'm, 6'2" with a 2" soft and 3" hard

Yeah that why their only means of hurting us is to compare us to other men.

If only you were the short one, it would be hot

Exactly 5 inches in.
Not only is it small but ugly too.
Hair grows on the shaft of my peepee and I have to constantly shave.
I'm never going to get laid...

feminized twinks with tiny packages are the hottest thing in the world. Don't even @ me

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hair at the base is normal

if you are a mutilated fag, yeah

>twink
>a little under 4 inch
Thats too small to pleasure a woman and too small for most guys too. I dont really care though, I have no intentions using it anyways.

but i'm uncut and i have hair at the base

>using your penis to pleasure a woman
>not using it strictly for procreation and pleasuring her with your sheer force of will and dominance as a being
feminized twinks with small pp's are godmode if they're up to the challenge. literally unstoppable

3-4 inches or so
Ive given up. Too tall and wide to be a trap. Literal manly man body but a childs dick.

I'm not that much into dominating anyone though.
I think you overestimate my twink powers user.

I'm talking about length, user...

You're not up to the task. Begone from my sight!

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>8.5"x6"
>shut in schizoid KHV NEET
If there is a god he has a sick sense of humour. Genetics are dumb.

I know.
I don't want to either. I was just trying to vent about my problems to someone who sees my shortcomings (exde) as a positive thing.
Maybe one day someone likes me, I highly doubt it though.

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user, that was teasing to get you motivated (because I like you, dumbass). Even if you don't like dominating, nothing's going to come to you in life if you don't look for it. Bf or Gf, you're going to need to make an effort, and pleasuring a woman is not about size. If you're already twinkmode that means you're decently attractive, and when you fuck someone, you need to be thinking and performing with the whole of your being: "I am going to destroy you". That will go further than having even a large size dick and not knowing how to use it.

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alternatively, hop in my bed. They call my dick "self esteem" because you need it

>user, that was teasing to get you motivated (because I like you, dumbass).
I didn't realise that. Thank you, I guess?
I wouldn't really want to fuck someone tbdesu. I'm more interested on the other end of the deal. But I realise that it is probably expected of me to do such a thing and I wouldn't be made for it and I can't really put much enthusiasm into it. That and mental problems are reasons why I won't ever fit in somewhere or get a partner.
I appreciate that you wanted to help a robot though. You are nice.

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I want to lock a small dick boi in chastity. It's what he deserves.

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is 5.5 girth good?
I heard it's big but it doesn't feel thick at all.

pretty good, yes.
what do you mean doesn't feel thick?

If you're straight, plenty of girls these days love using a strapon. They like that feeling of power. Find a girl who will do that for you, but be willing to top for her as well. Look into psychology to make sure she doesn't cuck you. Really all you need is to read Mystery (the pick up artist), and some neurolinguistic programming could help.
Find a boyfriend if you need to (believe me, I understand) but know that if you want to have children, some women will be less attracted to you if they know you've taken a dick

>tfw my gf just linked me this thread

>gf
???????
ew....

comments questions concerns?

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get ripped, so you can pin her down and gently please her with your miniscule equipment

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I don't really like, pick up artists. Isn't that deceiving and manipulating someone even more than dating is already?
That said I have no idea how to talk to people anyways. So fuck my life honestly.

>but know that if you want to have children, some women will be less attracted to you if they know you've taken a dick

That's incredibly hot. Workout though. Get toned, get abs, and wear speedos to public pools so everyone can see what's going on down there

Learn alchemy. Basically on a deep involuntary level, a guy who has taken a dick is seen as having needed it to support himself, and thus is seen as not being as capable of protecting/providing/fighting.
Of course what you really should do is take a dick and make sure your woman never finds out.

also show balls

Alchemy?
I wanna do that, but its not as easy as you think. Getting a guy as a socially inept autist.

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Are you retarded?

Why the heck not? 15 isn't small

>5.8inc
That's not small right?

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Ummm.....? It's smol and femmy and kinda kyoot! I like it! :3 ^_^

>low test pussies being proud of their genetically inferior bodies
>mfw

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It's easy friend. First, you give me your address... (jk)
Download Grindr. There's a "tap" button that you can use to get people's attention. What you do is you just keep tapping guys you find attractive, or message them. It will be awkward at first, but just be honest about what you're looking for, and be sure to be safe. Play the long game, and eventually you'll start talking to the right guy.
Also, yea, learn alchemy. Carl Jung is a good starting point, but also a little confusing. You can find a lot of alchemy resources by googling, but also you can watch anime like Fullmetal Alchemist and Evangelion with the understanding that much of what's shown in those shows is metaphors for something else. If you can understand the metaphors a whole second level of enjoyment comes, and you'll start to see how you can apply the principles to your own life.

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