Birthday is May 4 and I still have a boil on my face! I feel like I'm going to be invited out this time because I'll be...

Are you going outside?
Have you let anyone know you want to go out?
I sense loneliness in you.

because it's my birthday and i like to celebrate it even when alone?
not yet but i think my brother might do something. i have heard rumours from my younger brother - chatter

Well, happy early birthday user!
I don't have anything for you but I hope you'll have a great day.

Sounds like you're gonna be disappointed.
Nobody loves you user and you'll spend this birthday just like your last alone.

something good will happen!

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Not with the big ass boil on your face.

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so dig it out and rub salt into it

Your nickname is now boil buddy

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Honestly when you BOIL it down you're lonely.

STOP

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never had a boil
is it some sort of insane pimple?

Careful getting all worked up you might POP. Don't want to BREAKOUT of your comfort zone. You might BOIL over.
XDXDXDXDXD
You fucked senpai.

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Shhhh, be silent Boil Buddy.

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Hi boil buddy

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Have someone take you out for pizza XDXDXDXDXDXD

something like that
why bully?

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The boil is temporary, its not a big deal. Dab some make up on it or some shit idk, BoilBuddy.

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Because you're pathetic worrying this much.

Use Mario badescu drying cream on the boil and it may work

Wow user my birthdays a day before yours but I'm turning 25

Don't listen to bullies and have a wonderful birthday, user!

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Bumped and hide to keep anime fags at the thread limit.

Wash your face with cold water 3 days a day, pat dry. No chemicals or masks. Just water.

brother bullied me because of it
i love you too! im going to bed now

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Beat the people who view your boil unconscious

I havent celebrated my birthday since I was 12
beyond just no friends, even my family dont give a shit about it and usually forget it
im turning 20 this year and I will probably spend it at home on Jow Forums/watching anime
lmao

forget birthdays I havent even gone out anywhere with anyone since i was 16
everyday its just course, gym, home
I live in a tiny as fuck NZ city that would only take a few hours to walk from 1 side to the other and I wouldnt be able to find my way around anywhere or tell you where anything is simply because I have never been there
unironically want to kill myself

can you stop complaining all the time pls

no

were you born here? haven't got a very resilient spirit, french maybe?

>tfw 27 in two months & haven't accomplished fuck all.

I-I would take OP out, they say nobody can handle a cock quite like him.

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Post pic of your boil