This Bug

I need details.

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why not buge

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Hmmm... how do you say it mexican...?

“Et tu being sendos mucho ariba to dia de los muertos, por favor callo la ambulencia.”

thats a bug

Are centipedes regarded as bugs? Need some zoologist to clarify

what kind of bug?

If you have seen it, it has already laid eggs in your brain.

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ah yes i sometimes have some in my house, fuckers are fast as fuck
they arent very aggressive but just squash it anyway

I think that's a silverfish.
harmless creatures.
you don't have to worry about them slipping in your mouth or crawling up your anus because they hate moist environments

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i dont know what it is but i do know i want it on my penis

All of y'all on Jow Forums better respect insects right now
They exist because they eventually will evolve into something cool like humans. Rudimentary creatures will turn into great things. I for one welcome the age of cock roach people
Our ancestors were fish so we can't act like all high and mighty

don't. asshole.

No, Jiburi, that’s a centipede. They’re much more poisonous than any snake.

why not?

nah silverfishes look like pic related are very tiny
op's bug is a house centipede

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>I for one welcome the age of the Turk
You made a typo.

Has Jow Forums heard of the asseater spider?
they crawl up your asshole while you sleep and you will never know untill you shit them out of your asshole,this is a rarity however and scientists predict that almost 90% of asseating spiders stay in human asshole for 2 years. they have been found in the UK ,america and in traces of Europe and the middle east. the asseater spider lives off human fetus so if you notice you don't shit as often please refer to your nearest doctor and tell him he will immediately check your asshole. am posting this because not many people know about the asseating spider please spread awarness

oh. never seen one before. guess we don't have them here

This is a silverfish.

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Got em all along the US east coast. Particularly in the south.

Fucking quick little bastards. I hate them.

does anybody else want one on their penis

You must have them, you're right next door.

My anus is actually very dry

Ask /an/

¿Did you know?

The average human adult consumes about 500 spiders per second while sleeping!

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