/britfeel/

Imagine being under 18.

tfw you are too lazy to have a relationship but you also want a relationship

aye women will do that to you

Is having a relationship an option to you lad?

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I want to legit lose my virginity then I could be done with it and i'd happily never bother talking to another woman

Imagine

youtube.com/watch?v=3XWCXuDA_rY

>tfw living in a shit hole and all the girls are dogs
wtf bros

yeah kind of i find cute boys to talk to and then i put no effort into talking to them. i hate 'chatting'.

hello fellow norf lid

Goblin Nonce.

Morning lads, nipping out to the shop, you need anything?

right then, gonna make some mince pies this afternoon.

bring back someone wholl clean the house for me user thanks lad

>tfw the nigger lads move down to our quiet little country town and started running pushing drugs and causing trouble
fuck sake boys

This is how I imagine all of Jow Forums. Mix between 7, 5 and 1.

right then, gonna fuck a mincer in his pie this afternoon

STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET A JOB, AND PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT!!!

I'll do it for you for the right price or if you make yourself sound pititful enough.

im in the west midlands lad even worse :(

not him but i'll give you 1 whole penny to clean my house

Imsgine spending your ESA on drugs. Nonce.

cant be arsed cleaning the house because im a lazy neet, theres cans and general rubbish everywhere and i stood on one of the cans in the dark last night and hurt my foot, theres also random clothes and towels thrown about the place and i accidentally left the back door open last night so some of the rain blew in and soaked the kitchen floor, including under the fridge where i cant dry it

why are you attacking me
what have i done against you

Nah lad, do I look like your mother?
Ok I'll be round in half an hour, but I will take payment from anything I find I like the look of, up to and including your soul

>tfw weed smoking gay esa nonce

>including your soul
kek good luck finding it

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she does it for free because she has to. she hasn't the audacity to ask for payment for these tasks

Need some milk ta lad x

You know what to do, fren.

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actually thought this was an ebin post for a second lel

Do you take any drugs or any other substances?

yes and i am also a gay nonce on esa

Why don't you sell your bum?

Blah can't think of anything funny to say in response lads, good luck to you both

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too much effort im not cute so i would have to fuck a lot of guys for it to be worthwhile

I propose that due to exceptional political circumstances, politics should be a permitted topic of discussion until midnight tonightall in favour/opposed say aye/no

>due to exceptional political circumstances
nothing is happening

Theresa may is cancelling the vote tomorrow, possible vote of no confidence by this evening too

where can I find magic mushrooms and are they safe to eat raw?

never mind that Mel B got her hand fucked off

news.sky.com/story/mel-b-breaks-ribs-and-severs-hand-in-mystery-accident-11577026

BREAKING NEWS

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1072140331280412672

FIRST PROFILE PICTURE CHANGE SINCE 2014

did they reattach it or is she handless?

I am very worried I am in trouble lads. I wrote a novel and submitted it to a literary agent. Earlier today the police were at my door about it. They got me into the station for an interview and told me they are considering charging me for transmitting obscene material. They are in consultation with the CPS to see if they want to prosecute me.

Anyone else been in a situation like this? Is it likely I will actually be prosecuted? Shitting myself to be honest.

Do you post in /toy/ user? Recognise them bedsheets and the neca fig

youtube.com/watch?v=NdtQ5-fky-4&t=49s

bruh look at this fucking nonce

>tfw you buy lebkuchen hearts from poundland but you forget they have apricot filling in them
I DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

occasionally, la.

What was the novel about lad?

>parents get the icing kind instead of the pure chocolate kind

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>there's plenty of jobs

Why do people say this?

It's called "Paedo Planet" and it's a satire about a planet where everyone is a paedo.

icing>>>chocolate desu
the chocolate is usually shit and the icing covers it up

well, im interested, continue user

fooking nonce

we're cooming for yoo

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Anyone ever heard of partylite? Expensive as fuck candles and smelly stuff, but I've got these fig wax things you can snap and leave round your house and wow

is baileys a poof drink? just bought a bottle of o'connors from tesco, got some peanuts and chicken to make sandwiches with as well desu

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Flirty nonce normie you are

It's a girls drink yeah.

peanut and chicken sandiwches? sounds rank

I love me a Bailey's hot chocolate I do

I think it's going to be a wet Christmas this year

shit i look too much like richard
>unemployed version of meatloaf

wanna hang out lad?

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There are, unemployment is very low

>Partylite is an MLM company which means a multi-level marketing business. MLM business can be an excellent opportunity for some people who have an experience in selling physical products. As a Partylite member you will be selling candles, candle holders, melts, gifts, home fragrances.
Nah m8.

>loads of users on Brit/pol/ at the same time
Uncomfy

bought my gf a graphics tablet to do her design on for christmas

Yes lad, the alcohol will flow

love the stuff anyway desu, least im not as much of a poof as this lad what are you like, going to snack on the nuts as i get hammered drinking the rest of this bourbon, chicken sandwiches are just my dinner

right that's it. first one to bend over gets my cock up their arse

oh sweet someone dropped a fiver *bends to get it*

Don't collect many figmas la, the occasional ones ill pick up but more of a necafag myself. Youve got good taste m9

Off to poundland to do my Christmas shopping
Chocolate oranges and novelty coasters for all ho ho ho

*pulls your pants down and bums you*

t. Moni

ah yes i can now bend down freely to scratch my toe!
*bends down*
*scratches toe un-bummed*

didnt account for me as well though did you pet
*whips out my meaty 7 inch and shoves it up your peachy soft boy bum*

currently got the Revoltech Psylocke and two Pepsiman figures on the way. That's about it for Jap figures. Gonna go to my local toy store before christmas to try and grab the NECA Michael Myers and Chucky 2 pack. Post some of your toys, lad.

oh graceee just hold me in your aaaarms and let this moment linger

link me a video please

i dont think a cock could go in my arse without snapping in on itself, its really unpenetrable

Wageslaving at the moment la. It's mostly preds, terminator and evil dead stuff. Recently picked up the bloodborne hunter. Looking forward to anything upcoming? Pennywise is great btw. Is it the GS exclusive one?

aaaahhhh i'm being bummed!!!
NNOOOOOooooooo!!!

Wicked mate. I just picked up the Zapmaster Stetson and Valen Edge myself.

Yeah, it's the GS one. Got the normal release one too. I've preordered the Berserk Armour and Griffith repaints

Pls God give me the energy to work out today

Any Goblin Slayer men in that are caught up with Saturday's episode? I'm thinking about just saving that episode for Sunday and watching two in one go because watching one wee episode at a time is meh.

told me gf her art is shite and shes talentless (shes doing a degree in it) when we broke up, i meant it desu, now were back together and shes always upset about it
just do a little bit

gym or body exercises?

fuck sake why is it so hard to find nice cheap clothes

when and where is this meetup then lads

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>gym or body exercises?
big gym boi

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Collecting figures is a proper robot hobby.

like 4 or 5 episode behind now, caught up to a bunch of other seasonals though, actually kind of looking forward to blasting through the rest of it all at once myself