>be me >history class >get a seat change >f*ck yes.jpeg >have furry in class, tail and everything >go up to print out to find seat >get sat next to him >ohgod.dll >sit down, writing essay >look over to his computer >emo music, green day n’ sh*t >while I’m typing, kid starts saying retarded normie shit like ‘do you know the way’ and saying acronyms out loud >tfw have to endure this for a month
I want to do something, but don’t know what. Can Jow Forums concoct a plan?
Fuck disregard what I just said, this is a much better plan
Jacob Lopez
I can't handle when other people are happy, have fun and be themselves the post.
Julian Collins
Give him a thumb drive filled with shit memes or something and hide a Trojan virus on it.
Christian Rivera
Sneakily follow him down the hall where there's lots of people and steal his tail, whenever he gets a new one steal it again.
Hudson Allen
Alternatively, is he gay/bi? if he is, you can seduce him and give him aids
Jordan Gonzalez
Wish I knew user
But the smell is so bad I wouldn’t try
Jackson Powell
Alternatively sneak a vape pen, alcohol or something else that would get him suspended for a period of time, and be sure to have an alibi as to why you know.
Jonathan Moore
tell him you will fuck him if he takes a shower every day for one month
Joshua Richardson
what the hell I didn't think those people really existed
Sebastian Baker
They do. Its sad and weird. It wouldnt be a problem if they didnt do weird and stupid shit like wearing a tail in public.
Jackson Rodriguez
sabootage his headphones so they just play the audio loud enough for the class set his computer or phone or whatever to a false video that looks like green day but is really something offensive turn volume max
is he fat? if he's fat you should change seats again, if not well, he may be nice
Brayden Wilson
I used to have a similar problem like this once in college, a weeb girl and a normal guy sat next to me, the weeb girl would try to show me these "epic fights" of Bleach on YouTube and the guy would show me porn on his phone, so one day I just looked for mlp porn and they both never bothered me again.
>furry Does it look flammable? Do you have a lighter?
>Didnt at least pretended to like it so you could have a chance of fucking her
Cooper Hernandez
>Build time machine >go to 1917 >go to military factory >take a mustard gas grenade and a gas mask >go back to modern day >seal off every way air could escape from the room >gas the furry while he's in the class
