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Timmy's massive gaping maw edition

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hope we get a mad blizzard soon

what girl (female) will be at the meet?

Are you on the toilet right now lad? Take a laxative it seems your struggling

the one from yesterday looking for a boyfriend

you know you lot could order some prossies just to turn up at act like grills who are into you lot, that would be good

probly you ya fat cow

>2 weeks until christmas eve
bloody exciting isn't it lads

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>Correct image
Top Lad tbqh,
I bet Santa will leave you an extra can of carling in your stocking

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Fat, BPD or Daddy issues. Pick your poison anons

no it's horrible I've bought nothing

gonna start sending random letters to random people with strange things written on them about drug deals or money hidden in certain places i think

If I actually partook in these threads I'd have come to the meet up
t. Stuck in East Devon

im going, if you fancy a wank just give me a whistle and i'll give you one with my arse x

Still hoping i will get in wearing me trackies. Zeus best be wearing his trackies too, leave the jeans to be worn by the southerners.

does maw mean arsehole?

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careful lod, us personalities are becoming more and more hated these days for some reason

all three probably

Gonna rent the Walking Dead series for PS4 in order to get 3 easy platinum trophies

why do you try so hard. just be yourself, its ok

Any girls not in the WhatsApp group ask Andrew for my discord and I'll get you in. I know some of you want to go to the meet but only if other girls go too

>3 weeks until NYE
How will you lads be celebrating the start of 2019?

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tranner you have way worse issues

I don't understand why people are saying "The meet should be in Birmingham" or whatever.

I'm not saying London is great, it isn't. But if you aren't capable of getting on a train and going to another town, for whatever reason, then you aren't the type of person I want to meet.

I'm not "looking for a boyfriend", all I said was that my mind isn't totally closed to possibly meeting someone, but for the most part I'm just going there for the meet like everyone else and I don't want people being crude or weird with me.

We just want you to come out of the closet x

Andrew is actually a good lad for organising the meet.
It's literally going to be the talk of the thread all month.

going to shag all the girls at the meet at the same time
they don't call me a top shagger for nothing

It was shut in chad

by the attention whores who attend it, right?

>if you aren't capable of getting on a train and going to another town, for whatever reason, then you aren't the type of person I want to meet.
honestly the opposite for me, weird fucks

I like Andrew but girls going to the meet is an awful idea. Men seem to so happily stab each other in the back in some pathetic attempt for pussy whenever girls are there.

youre a personality too so you can gtfo (of the closet)

awite love phhwooarr loook at those bad boys

*jiggles your tits up and down*

>everyone memeing that the meet up will be some wild sperg out with a host of wacky characters
>just going to be the most normie lads having a fairly quiet evening

Why can't the lads just behave themselves then?

i think we should have at least one successful group meet before any girls start turning up

>BPD or Daddy issues
I'll take these please

When is this meet and where

It was shut in who organised it. This is his mess.

I don't think Andrew has a habit of handing out contact info. Especially for a vague poster like this

No I'm not and no I won't

Anyone from P L Y M O U T H

Lads how do I find out if I have been Sanctioned on universal credit? I think I have because I got a message today saying I need to " accept my commitments before any payments can be made ".

Originalituvdy!

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Because such behaviours are unavoidable in the presence of women.

Outstanding apu gif

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do you need a photographer for the meet up?

It's because birmingham is halfway you stupid cunt. It's going to take some of us northern lads hours upon hours to get to London.
Typical roastie, fuck off.

Fair enough lad. Atleast i'm pretty cute so people are more accepting of my mental illnesses and what not.

Some of us have jobs and shit. Only way i could make going to London bearable is by taking a flight. York would have been better. Dead on centre, fuck Birmingham

Log on to the website and look at scheduled payments

Crona is really doing a number on this meet up

>I don't understand why people are saying "The meet should be in Birmingham" or whatever.
Thinly veiled marketing campaign from the birmingham tourist board

who in their right mind wants to go to birmingham, what a fucking shithole.

>I'm not saying London is great, it isn't. But if you aren't capable of getting on a train and going to another town, for whatever reason, then you aren't the type of person I want to meet.
It's just because it's very far for me, wouldn't be able to come back till the next morning

right lads. gonna watch the new noah gervais video, with a cuppa tea and some jam donuts in my room lit only by twinkly christmas lights.
merry comfy every one.

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hey lads are there any good brit threads about

I'll bring big boi if it's in Birmingham. Would kill my back to carry him all the way to london

London is like 45 mins from birmingham, retard

Cities > Middle of nowhere
West Devon < East Devon

Obviously you only go to the meet if it's close to you lad. Don't fucking travel across the country for it.

>Atleast i'm pretty cute
god you are disgusting

who's going to take the bullet and shag moni?

I can understand Daddy issues but don't stick your dick in BPD crazies lad. You've been warned.

Might be half way on the map, but in terms of the amount of people who can get there easily, London is much better. It's a transport hub and the south is much more densely populated than the north.

>It's going to take some of us northern lads hours upon hours to get to London.
Even more reason to go to London, I don't want any filthy northerners at my meet up

I want to come, and I think I could, but if there are going to be like 10 other people there and there's going to be drinking and a raucous of normie behaviour then I would be intimidated. I am a very quiet person and find it hard to speak in front of other people so potentially I would just sit there in the corner not saying anything

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what if, hold on haha, what if, some other lads organised a separate meetup closer to where they live haha

>maw
>noun

>the jaws or throat of a voracious animal.
>"a gigantic wolfhound with a fearful, gaping maw"

>the mouth or gullet of a greedy person.
>"I was cramming large pieces of toast and cheese down my maw"

no it doesn't

>huuur duuur why are we meeting in the biggest city in the country?

we're british, there shall be an orderly que to shag the paki

it'll be half a dozen people at most and both shippy and andrew are pretty straight laced and wont be doing any wild shit

>It's just because it's very far for me, wouldn't be able to come back till the next morning

If anybody knew the fucking time and date and location and had the fucking decency to post it in this thread I'll come and happily pull an all nighter until the first coach home

going to be streaming the meet up on periscope for all the lads who can't be there

ngl lads but a paki tranny is actually my ideal type, if only moni wasn't an ugly fuck, I suppose if I've had enough it won't be an issue

mummys buying me a playstation 4 for christmas

Why does this read like an ebin post?

I said fuck Birmingham didn't I. I'd be scared to go there. Probably get murdered by ethnics.

It is the truth lad. Being a decently passable/cute looking tranny is a completely different expierience around normans than it is for obvious hons.

Heard that SCEA is stil browsing here despite being banned and is planning on crashing the meet up.

when are the north lads going to meet up in manchester or something and slay some local fanny

theres a paki tranny who posts on outerr9k sometimes, i keep seeing him on grindr as well

>I-I-I d-didn't bring any booze no... but I brought some crypto tokens that can be exchanged for alcohol, after the initial ICO

NOOOOOOOOO arrange everything for me

It is at 4pm meeting at Leicester Square

why are you so desperate for approval? what are you trying to prove?

Shefali did the weather on BBC Midlands Today at 6.30PM
VERY disappointed. Hopefully /our girl/ will be on at 10.30PM

Found this on the tagged photos. Gonna get me one, what should I get the autograph to say lads? do i send her my raps and tell her an autistic support group calls her bad weather bitch

im not getting up early just to meet some autists from here

I am a bloke and I think I have BPD. Would explain a lot.

>no day
fucken wot

Where the FUCK is my dinner?

yeah but I can hatefuck moni because she's such a cunt

Forgot the pics lads
Ben is very lucky

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whens the fucking meet up lads

in london is it? where abouts?

heard theres gonna be some girl there is she gonna have a nice cock?

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I'll be supplying the ket for the meet up

put your orders in now

going to turn up in my birthday suit

you crazy scots
thought it just meant mouth

Kek. I mean, I could bring weed lol. I actually don't trade crypto anymore because I kept losing money

>tfw didn't cash out that 10 thousand pounds before I lost it all

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Why are you so desperate to bring me down? Feeling a bit shite today?

0 grams of ket please

Southern ponces are shit scared of the northern warriors that rule this thread which is why they won't meet half way
Simple as.

there may well be a northern meetuplad where you based

Is there anyone here who actually has a good job

The mirepoix of your average internet whore

The time and location has been mentioned literally every day. If you don't post here every day you probably don't belong a the meet up.

>Southern ponces are shit scared of the northern warriors that rule this thread

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