ITT: r9k in pictures
ITT: r9k in pictures
Ryder Nelson
Nicholas Scott
Honestly what can you do in this situation? It's like being called a virgin, you just lost.
Brayden King
A kid who looked a lot like that threw paperballs at a jock when I was in school. After a couple balls, he got up to him and smashed his head so hard on the table you could see marks from his teeth.
Henry Foster
S.. St.. Stop it
Jaxon Parker
You get up and hit whoever the fuck hit you with the ball.
You'll get respect, and I bet they'll think twice about doing it again. Unless you're a skelly or a fatty or something. Thankfully I never had those problems since the one thing I was blessed with was stocky giant genes so I was always one of the biggest in my class
Charles Bell
I did this but I got my ass beat.
I never won a fight in my life, I've been in 4.
Ryan Johnson
>Implying a real robot would even turn around
>implying that a true-bot wouldn't be sitting in the back row because fuck having anyone sitting behind your anxiety-ridden ass
Jackson Gonzalez
love this 'robots are misunderstood brooding sasuke loner' larp
Dylan Morgan
Ok big buddy
Kevin Foster
very original post for you
Sebastian White
Shut up faggot. He described robots perfectly.
Xavier Bennett
you must suck really hard at fighting
there are probably girls who are tougher
Luis Reed
And then you get suspended. That's not how life works. You try to suck it up and ignore it.
Ethan Bennett
And guess what you are still on Jow Forums. That "respect" sure helped, huh?
Lucas Perry
cool story bro
origanoly
Ryan Watson
Sometimes I just didn't even turn around. I was hoping they would think they missed. No idea how that turned out, since I didn't see their response.
Benjamin Sanders
yeah dude totaIly.....
Nathan Foster
You throw a paper ball back
Carter Stewart
>Chad playfully throws paper ball at you
>You playfully throw it back
>He gets the fuck up, flips the table out of the way and beats you the fuck up to a fucking pulp until you're blind in one eye and permanently brain damaged
>Chad then becomes a model
Lucas Jenkins
So you're a cyborg/normalfag. Why are you here?
Alexander Hall
maybe this comic
Cooper Peterson
>Not hearing the paper ball coming and blocking it
Bullies never stood a chance
Jackson Gonzalez
>implying that a true-bot wouldn't be sitting in the back row because fuck having anyone sitting behind your anxiety-ridden ass
I am a robot. I sit in the front of the class as to not bring attention to myself. Those who sit in the back of the class often have people think they are loners or "too cool to sit anywhere else." Sitting in the front of the class tells everyone that, at most, I am a student.
Jose Sullivan
No one thinks that
Henry Edwards
He's probably just another Jow Forumstard who thinks he's also real bot because reasons
Justin Hughes
>paper ball is mid air
>teleport switch spots with him
heh, nothing personal kid
Jaxon Powell
>implying you don't shoot up the whole school the next morning
duh
Wyatt Cook
ive been posting on r9k since 2009 fella
dont much care for the teenage retards like yourself who thinks being a 'robot' means theyre some unique misfit instead of just being dumb enough to waste their time posting on the teen-whine board of Jow Forums
Easton Scott
He's not wrong though.
orig
Liam Robinson
>ive been posting on r9k since 2009
thats fucking pathetic you moron why would you even admit that
Brandon Sanders
Yeah well we can't all be hooligans now can we. At least I'm honest
Hunter Ward
*click*
*snap*
haha loser lol
Easton Smith
You just suck it up and ignore it? I would let one paper ball slide if he threw another I'd walk over and spit in his face
Adam Edwards
this one reminds me of that user who posted here recently who wanted to be a pilot his entire life but was barred from getting a license because of a depression diagnosis
Benjamin Wilson
why is his friend shirtless?
Benjamin Williams
No, they thought you were a nerd sitting in the front of the class
Jordan Bennett
is he 27 now?
Robert Foster
Any petty ass bitch whose biggest attempt at intimidation is throwing a paperball is someone not worth getting in trouble for.
There's so much to lose and too little to gain.
Xavier Lopez
But they will hide their guilt and act normal . You can never prove who did it. That's why they hit you behind your back
Chase Bailey
He can thank guys like Skyking for that
Cooper Nelson
lol
the point of anonymous posting is shaming tactics like this dont work. dont strain your little teen brain trying to come up with another strategy. you're suppose to be smart right? aren't robots misunderstood geniuses and not wasteoid losers?
Joseph Wright
>dont much care for the teenage retards like yourself who thinks being a 'robot' means theyre some unique misfit
>ive been posting on r9k since 2009 fella
>some unique misfit
Kek
Jayden Lopez
I didn't know anyone else felt like this. I always sit in the back so I can keep an eye on everyone and I don't like knowing that the person behind me is looking at my head and watches my movement if I somehow sit in the front.
David Cox
>And then you get suspended
Yeah and? One suspension is worth more than year long suffering of being the class bitch.
Charles Roberts
(you)
if you weren't the guy who walked in circles around the halls during lunchtime
Jeremiah Russell
>implying robots do shootings
normalfags do.
Ryan Gomez
>you see your waifu getting bullied
What do?
Jaxon James
haha look at the way he cuts the cake
Owen Walker
a captive, lonely shell of a young man
Joseph Foster
you just have to be confiden bro
Kayden Perez
how the fuck did she not react whatsoever to the initial drink being poured over her head?
Charles Ross
Aaand I'm sure when/if you go out in public, like to a restaurant with family, you seriously hope the waitress takes you to a table or booth in the corner or next to a wall so that you can sit wit only the wall at your back
Aaron Howard
The class bitch when they don't even threaten you face to face? Anybody finding themselves in a similar situation is actually so fortunate, and yeah if you have the luxury of doing so and are smart you keep studying and ignore them
Lucas Morris
was he like us on some level?
Aiden Sanders
Thats what I did they took it to far by burning me with a lighter.
Julian Reyes
tbf alcohol is the only good part of being around normalniggers
Nolan Adams
How the fuck did she not react to the milk being poured on her? Even the woman sitting on the right reacted faster! She deserved to get hit for being slow.
Jace Martinez
Maybe for the same reason the whole thing was magically being filmed
Justin Miller
do you feel like your world is getting smaller?
Juan Sullivan
your hs sweetheart's memories are full of being plowed by chad while you're just a face in the halls
Bentley Wilson
>ITT: r9k in pictures
this one
Brayden Thompson
Are you a faggot I wish I was still on school so I can fight and not get thrown in jail.
Logan Sullivan
>tfw it feels like your daydreams are how your life was actually meant to play out and real life is a nightmare alternate reality where none of it happened because you never said or did anything
James Campbell
just beae yourself
Zachary Thompson
Middle school's the best time for this, and the kids still dont pack enough force for most fights to be dangerous, just some good old boys will be boys
Jonathan Nelson
The bully's friend probably started recording before the attack
Levi Carter
why is my nigga dressed like venom snake
Lincoln Baker
>Aaand I'm sure when/if you go out in public, like to a restaurant with family,
I wouldn't go to a restaurant and I dont have family.
Try again norman.
Ethan Nguyen
He's going to look like punished snake a few years from now if he goes hard on the liquor
Kevin Evans
the defeated look on his face gets to me
Jaxon Walker
family portrait
Brody Howard
Is this how 'murican schools are?
Here in Britbong we get verbal assholes, but they usually keep to their "smoking" areas
Adam Johnson
WHOA! WHY DIS WHITE NIGGUH SHOOTIN UP DAH SCHOOL HOMIE!? HOW DIS HAPPEN JAMAL?
Levi Mitchell
DRINKS THAT KILL
WOULD YOU SELL THEM TO ME
Leo Sanchez
This happened to me in middle school all the time, when I got into high school first time it happened (at lunch) I immediately got up, grabbed them by the collar and asked if there was a problem. They said no so I sat back down and finished eating, didn't happen again
Gavin Rogers
Yeah.
Last time I got into a fight was at a bar and I swear we both go nose bleeds after a few swings, gfs screaming their tits off.
It wasnt a big brawl but when you're a grown ass man fighting another grown ass man shit can go bad.
In middle school worse case you got red cheeks and a bumped lip.
Oliver Brown
the knight of infinite resignation
Matthew Nguyen
I sit on the back because I cringe when I feel someone behind me.
I'm afraid they could snap at any moment and stab me.
Mason Anderson
God I want to punch that faggot in the face
Christian Thomas
Bully her some more while giving the "dreamy eyes", and teasing her by pushing the back of her hand and such, to get her to want me, H all her friends to leave her all alone, and then leave her be for about a year. Then swoop back into her life and make her mine while she is at her lowest emotionally.
Zachary Davis
>Be me
>Get hit by a paperball
>Wait ten minutes while the person is distracted with something else
>Get up and hit him in the head with a dictionary
Don't mess with the dictionary man, you do not know the power of words nigger AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Xavier Brooks
Put the black chick away
Isaac Taylor
>live in sunny ca, sun out in full force every day, even in winter
>smuggle cd to school to reflect in ppls eyes
>one fag gets pissy
>tells me to do it again
>do it again lol
>tries to choke me
>punch stomach and push him down some stairs
>fag has a record of same kinda shit, gets punished and i get nothing
high school was fun lol
Xavier Foster
a limpeza do espaco
Jaxson Young
>their "smoking" areas
Whut?
John Sanchez
give me 7s and we all get gfs in the next 6 months
Jackson Jackson
>not bullying him in return
Jason Richardson
This picture is making me nervous holy shit the poor kid
Chase Miller
How about the store? Can you manage to go to the store so you can buy some rope and fulfill your destiny?
Ian Bennett
>the socially keen emo
>the long hair autist /b/ poster
William Sanchez
kind of alpha desu, it makes her attempts to fuck with him look extremely futile
Levi James
when your parents thought they'd celebrate you becoming a man on your 18th birthday
Jeremiah Powell
when they actually thought that this was a good idea
Parker Moore
will work 4 taquitos
Chase Flores
He's wearing a peach shirt
Henry Kelly
The key to avoiding being in this situation and looking like an incel is confidence.
>Be me preparing to go to a high school dance
>Do the spoon mouth thing to test my breath
>Mom comes into my room and hides the spoon in my pocket
>At the dance I find myself like these beta males
>Slow dance comes on
>Become wallflower and put hands in my pocket
>Spoon!
>Decide to slow dance with the spoon
>My crush sees me and pays more attention to me than her date
>After the slow song she comes to talk to me
>Spent the rest of the night with her
>MFW I cucked chad with a spoon
James Evans
wait a minute, this isn't video games
Julian Wilson
No way. This cant be real user. plz tell me my eyes deceive me.
Lincoln Parker
So what if you get suspended.
What do you value more?
Yourself? Or a fucking suspension?
Kayden Jackson
>tfw you will never have stripper give you lap dance while your grandma is watching you
why live