I was hanging out with my virgin friend and I realized why he doesn't get laid...

You have to be the biggest loser on the planet to WANT to be a "robot". Anyone with any shred of dignity or self-respect, would want their life to get better. Tired of people pretending they have the higher ground by being a loser.

Something like that happened to me as well
I was at the gym doing squats, when the resident yoga pants thot with perfect ass asked me how much I had left.
I muttered something about being done without evne looking her in hte eye, reracked my weights and left
As I left I heard her heading towards the gym chads muttering to herself "I don't understand..."
I don't think she was interested in me, but I do believe she wanted to start a convo, or get me out of my shell, as I was the gym weirdo but everyone was friendly and helpful (thots included)

No they atleast want to talk to you. I know this but I get super autist when someone complements me though.

Yet you browse Jow Forums when your normalfag ass has every other place on the internet. Go fuck yourself with a knife.

This and that, op is a faggot as usual. Just because a female speaks to you doesn't mean you are about to get a pass to shove your dick in her

While maybe not "wanting your dick", the biggest issue with dating is figuring out who even likes you in the first place. A large portion of the women who initiate conversations with me, were in fact into me. The people who are in denial right now are going to die virgins. You never see the 9/10 chick telling you, that you have a nice shirt do you? It's always the ugly/fat chicks or the average ones who work at mcdonalds who say that shit. It's not a coincidence user.

>tries to insult despite being a basement dwelling virgin.

When I was in high school after any shooting was in the news I got some compliments or random heys for a week or so and then back to nothing. Around graduation I was told it was because people thought I'd be a shooter and they thought some kind of nice gesture would put them on my don't kill list. Since then I just assume anyone random hey or small compliment are just people doing it so I don't kill them.

Basement dwelling? Yes
Virgin? No

Ive fucked all your female relatives and maybe after a few LaCroix, Ill fuck you too

It happened to me once but it always happens out of nowhere when sex isn't even on my mind. You can't blame us, woman give us a split second to decode their seemingly meaningless blabbering and come to the conclusion that they want sex.

Its actually a good sign because woman go out of their way to ensure that undesirable men don't get the wrong idea, that's why simple things like eye contact can hint that a girl likes you.

This. On the rare occasion when I was at a party, some girl said "nice hair" told her "yeah, you too..." I'm just to fucking autistic for this shit.

You have to understand: this place is a bucket of crabs. People that want to rise and get out and enjoy normie life are dragged down by their so-called peers. They tell them that they belong here, that being a normie is degenerate and that all of them are awful. They try to force you into a sedentary, complacent lifestyle and accept that you'll never find a gf, and that any progress you make is bad and you should feel bad. They call you a failed normie, and that "you never should have been here in the first place" if you have any signs of ever having left your mom's basement, felt the sun touch your skin, had a social interaction with someone.

They drag you down because they don't want to think that they're alone. No one wants to be alone, this is the only community they have and damned if it's gonna be poisoned by filthy faggots who want to do better.

>Gives a compliment
>Calls that an icebreaker and should be a sign that girl is into you
Nice icebreaker. And we should just know that.
Can't girls be more direct than literally 1 little compliment?

>Ive fucked all your female relatives and maybe after a few LaCroix, Ill fuck you too
do your parents know you're on the internet unsupervised?

>10 year old keyboard warrior

>Its actually a good sign because woman go out of their way to ensure that undesirable men don't get the wrong idea, that's why simple things like eye contact can hint that a girl likes you.
Thank you very much for this insight. I have unironically never thought of it that way but it's true.

Its because woman are self aware that most guys want to fuck them, dodging dick is a full time job for them so they carry themselves in a way that prevents unnecessary advances. That's also why you should never assume a cashier girl likes you, its her job to be nice, only look out for girls making an effort to interact with you without good reason or by obligation.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THEN, WISE GUY?

>If ANY woman compliments you on something you're wearing, it's because she wants to talk to you.
OK but that literally never happens

no girl talks to me randomly, none. zero. not in years

Do you avoid eye contact with girls at all cost?

Kill yourself dumbass. If a girl speaks to you out of nowhere, 99% of the time she wants your dick. Girls are usually beating off dudes with a stick so if they make the effort to talk to you, you're practically already in her pussy.

have you ever thought he might be gay

JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THEN FUCK

this is probably the 2nd most normie thread in the catalog next to the orbiter threads

Youre not supposed to specifically 'talk about' anything you dumb fuck. What do you want us to say? Want us to tell you to talk about apples? Then you'll magically know what to say?

>Do you avoid eye contact with girls at all cost?
no, but i only go to 2 places in public:
>the gym
>grocery store

i don't have anxiety but i feel like it's awkward to randomly talk to people at the grocery store. plus, it doesn't seem like young, attractive women go to super walmart to get their groceries... just fatties and older people mostly. yes, it's full of 90% junk food but it has cheaper versions of the same things as everywhere else, same quality honestly.

my gym also doesn't have young, attractive women really -- or at least they would ahve headphones in

where the fuck am i supposed to go to have girls wanting to talk to me?

>a club -- don't have them here, also it's too loud to talk
>a bar -- all old people
>a coffee shop -- i don't like coffee and have no reason to be at one of these places, sounds dumb
>library -- literally only children and homeless people here

i missed the ship by not being social at university

last girl i talked to and hanged out with was a single mother who smoked lots of meth, ex-gf of my old chad roomate. she was 6yo older than me with a 9yo daughter. it was actually enjoyable though, but she was out on bond for multiple felony charges ... in jail/prison right now, i'm sure lol

i myself have no criminal record

I just want examples of topics so I don't spill spaghetti, why can't you understand my side?

What should i say then if a girl says this to me?

if a random girl on the street tells me i have a nice shirt im calling the police

I can't even talk to other men properly though.

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>in public and girls complimented him

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A 10/10 girl complimented my costume at renn faire but I brushed her off because she had pink hair and an exposed midriff.

I've done this many times. It's 90% social ineptitude with a sprinkling of autism.

Fuck your friend describes me to a tea but thanks for the info I didnt realize thats what they were trying to do

> this is the only community they have
not by a long mile, this place has been normalfag central for a while. Everyone esle already jumped ship.

>we were in public and girls complimented him
Do you think the average robot gets this kind of attention? not to mentiont all the ones who don't go outside at all.
Get lost normalfag.

>Are you all serious? Is this really why you're a bunch of virgins.
???
Yeah? I'm a fucking emotional bitch and telling me my shirt is nice isn't gonna get much out of me other than a thank you, I'm sorry? I'd be more direct if I was interested, I expect the same out of anyone else.

Please help I dont know if the girl still likes me

>be me
>be autist
>kissless virgin
>get gf
>she is nice funny cute and not a thot
>too chicken shit to try anything (holding hands/kissing/etc...)
>she dumps me
>she sais its so she can concentrate on school but Im pretty sure it was because I was chicken shit
>been about 2 or 3 months since this
>we still talk (she is normally super shy and I am the only male she talks to)
>talking last week when one of her friends comes up and makes a joke about me looking at her sexually
>she blushes and plays with her hair
>notice that she plays with her hair a lot more than normal when we talk (she doesnt play with her hear when were not talking)

Please help Im an autist
Do I have a chance
Does she still like me

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Girl told me, in another language, that she wanted to fuck me and I just laughed.

At least u had a gf
U dont belong here normie

yes she does originalianiomanini

What is an appropriate response to continue the conversation

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Wtf would I even say?

Are you fucking 15? Yes you idiot, now get off the board

Lmao, and at the same time, you'll get women saying shit like "just cause I said hi, doesn't mean I wanna have sex!"

At the end of the day you'll know if she's I to you. A simple compliment doesn't mean much. I compliment women when I generally like something about them without wanting to fuck them.

This might just be the most retarded thing Ive seen today
YES SHE LIKES YOU

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No, OP. Just no.

Don't you realize that one of the biggest fucking problems robot-type guys *have* is inappropriately falling for any girl who's nice to them in any way whatsoever?

Maybe there are guys out there for whom your post is true. Those guys aren't the core robot population of this board. Every single time I think "Wow, this girl is really going out of her way to be nice to me, I bet she's interested!" I make myself look like an idiot. Some girls are just friendly and nice, OP.

Posting this BS will make some poor user *forget* that some girls are just friendly and nice, and then they're going to have a bad time. That will be YOUR FUCKING FAULT, user.

Welcome home fellow tard

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Dude u were friendzoned get another girl

Shut the fuck up
I used to think like this and then I got pepper sprayed in the eyes
That shit hurt like a son of a bitch

How the fuck are we supposed to know we are just as retarded as you

A story about my past year and not understanding social cues
Flirt 1:
>qt girl in my chosen team sport (mixed) brushes her hand along my back to pass me.
Flirt 2:
>out with chad and brad mates of my brothers because rare occasion
>another qt girl again with her hand on my back as she gently asks if I have a lighter
>"n-no sorry"
>chad friends literally said that was a cue
>
Flirt 3:
First girl in like 2 years smiled at me during eye contact .. usually I smile and I get nothing from them.. blew it because I had to 'rush home'

The rest of the flirts which were probably not flirts but were girls just looking into my eyes for more than 1.5 seconds and I considered it a flirt

Pathetic and it eats away at me thinking about lost oppts

Advice
small wave if smiling isnt your thing
>thats it

The only girls I have spoken to in an extended period of time are coworkers. Girls dont care for me. Oh well. I desire power, wealth, and recognition more than women.

At least they aspire to become superlative in something.

Holy crap
What the fuck did I just read
This chad had a gf and is trying to seem like a robot

No shit she likes you faggot

jokes on you I like being a virgin and I want to die a virgin. you have to be completely retarded to have sex with women in the era of #metoo,child support laws and with laws like "rape shield laws".

>freshman college physics 3 years ago
>we're going over our daily online physics homework
>whoever answers best according to the professor's standards has their answer put on the board to be read out
>my longwindedly autistic answer about the physics of springs comes up
>girl sitting to the left of me looks over to me with a really cute smile and look in her eyes
>"Hey, I just wanted to say you really seem to know what you're talking about."
>first time a girl who isn't my relative has ever complimented me on anything
>can't process whether she's just impressed by the answer or if she's interested in me
>say thank you and resume focus on class lecture
Was she hitting on me or not? If so, what could I have said or done to get the ball rolling?

just be yourself bro and tell her about the Chinese girl cartoons you like to watch.

only based man in here. Why did bangposting die?