Old robots, can you give me life advice on how to start living and what I should not miss out on?

>whatever money you make will be worthless if you don't convert it to liquid assets. don't sit on piles and piles of zeros, learn to invest
>sex isn't important and neither are kids. your death will probably be slow and painful regardless of whether or not they're around. you should be preparing for the happening, children have no place living that way
>hoard lots of data before you can't pirate shit anymore
>don't become technologically illiterate
>when it comes to health, prevention is best
>try to think objectively while realizing it's not fully possible

pardon me but what does "Nta" mean? Loneliness is only a matter of feeling alone. Being alone is the one saving grace of people that arent meant to be near other people. Ask yourself, Do you want the drama of other people that only seek validation through your critique? Dont bother with other people. They are only seeking attention out of obligation to their own sensibilities.

dont miss out on suicide you fuckin normie

>love women but don't trust them
>call your relatives
>stay in shape

+1 on those three especially on the last point. Getting back in shape only gets harder and when you manage it, you will be utterly pissed off at yourself for the time you were fat/skelly or whatever.
No need to be some faggy gymrat, but if you feel shit about your own body invest at least some work and time in it.

Only kids and old folks should eat the berries. It's shameful for an adult to taste berry. They're also used to feed sheep, whose poo is essential in making compost. Without compost, the farm dies and everyone starves.

Berries, wheat and carrots are the primary crops. Berries for sheep, wheat for bread, and carrots to fill pie. Shear the sheep for wool to make clothing. Then slaughter them for mutton to fill more pie. The shepherd can have a knife to slaughter sheep. The baker can have a knife to slice bread. The smith can also have a knife, just because he makes the damn things. Be wary of anyone else carrying a knife, it's suspicious. Women make good bakers because their children can stay warm by the fire. Men make good smiths because children get in the way and child rearing belongs outside the workshop.

If the farm's small, be careful not to overpopulate or everyone will starve. If the farm's big, be careful not to grow lax and let it fall to ruin. Most of all... be good to your neighbors. Teach your children well and leave the world a better place than you found it.

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>I know that already
then just go

I think it's worth investing in buying equipment for your home, especially if it's used, it pays off over 2-3 years if you only buy used treadmills, power lifters and dumbbells. Most stuff at the gym isn't really necessary unless you're working out competitively.

If you've been consistently going to the gym for a while then yes I'd agree. Otherwise it's just going to sit in the basement and never get used.

I'm 30. Here's what I wish I had learned when I was a teenager.

1. No one respects male weakness. If you show weakness to women, they will hate you and take advantage of you, and certainly will never fuck you. Men will also take advantage of you. Humans are predators, and the one thing you never do when dealing with a predator is show any weakness whatsoever.

2. Hit the gym. No one cares what you are like personality-wise outside of point number 1. A weak body is a sign of weakness and no one respects male weakness. If you want respect, people will need to think you can hurt them, and the best way to do that is get muscles.

3. Passivity or kindness is interpreted by most people as weakness in a man. Never help someone unless you are getting something out of it. Never allow people to insult or wrong you without repaying them in kind. The only emotion you should ever allow people to see is anger.

4. Remember that everyone is out to fuck you over. Outside of maybe your mother, no one will ever give a fuck about you. You aren't a woman and therefore the only value you have is what you can gain, either by creating it yourself or taking it from others. If you fail, no one will be there to help you. So, use people to get what you want and discard them once they are no longer useful.

It's a terrible world and we humans are terrible people, but no amount of whining will ever change that, so either work within the rules of this world or be miserable.

Home equipment all the way.
I can't imagine paying monthly for having to train around other people.
But then again I avoidant, NEET and got lucky by getting old equipment from family.

Advice on how to be strong, from a weak man.

I was weak in the past, yes. I still have weaknesses. So does everyone else. The trick is to not let people realize that.