life saving cats edition
/britfeel/
still got a headache but not feeling as weak, just hope im not getting a sore throat again, been a shit few weeks for me all in all, what about you loddos?
listening to the love sick blues
Accurate. There's always Germans selling sausage in the winter time
>what about you loddos?
tongue feels like it has ulcers and throat a bit sore
what are you lot up to then
only virgins reply thanks
You like square sausage?
we can be unwell together lad, maybe we can have a friendly wager on wholl die first haha
moni is a fag
Sitting here with my headphones on listening to myself click the keyboard instead of music.
Ahaha this time I didn't get left behind
I almost made a snarky post, but I stopped myself
Shant be replying to that post then lads
how come you're not playing music then? could always watch something instead
Good night britfeel I am very sleepy so no bedtime vocaroos tonight!
And I hope you all have comfy sleep and comfy dreams
good, fuck off and stay fucked offd
night user, hope you have a nice wet dream
i can't either. but i don't feel smugness
just not 1 of the lads/10
idk lad, just sitting here staring into space and being weird
What are you listening to?
how to give myseld madder and more vivid dreams please lids?
melatonin or some kind of tea that is meant to help you sleep
melatonin is smack tea tbqh
just watching anime after spending half the day doing jack honestly. i'm a boring twat so i don't really listen to music, listen to a bit of soundgarden sometimes though
Thanks lad but Soundgarden are a bit dirgey to me
when I was on codeine for a couple months my dreams were mad, not sure if was directly related though because I've always had mad dreams but this was literally every night for 3-4 months
What do you hate the most about yourself and what do you like the most about yourself lads?
i always have mad dreams when i'm really drunk and watch some weird films or whatever, like body horror stuff is the worst for me, honestly thought i was being turned into a blob of limbs before i woke up
>hate
im too sensitive to criticism, have no motivation at all and i procrastinate too much
>like
i have a very high pain tolerance
>mentally ill retard with no real abilities or skills
>I can be charming in a weird way
can't think of a single thing i like about myself genuinely
goodnight britfeel xoxo hugs and kisses
night flower hope you have sweet dreams xxx *kisses you on the forehead*
Fucking SSRI shitposting online scared me out of getting put on them for the longest time but I regret it immensely, literally no side effects and I'm already starting to feel better in my day to day life after just a couple weeks
>hate
too emotional and sensitive. never stand up for myself. try to hard to fit in
>like
i don't
stop being gay, were 'ard blokes, youre supposed to punch him good night and tell him how much you hate him
>hate
My social anxiety and inability to make irl friends
>like
I think I have a level head and think things through carefully, and I can be quite kind and friendly. Also I love my hair
Same, I was wary of them due to all the posting against them on Jow Forums, saying it would turn me into a zombie, but they were alright once I actually tried them. Hope they continue to have a positive effect for you
come on mate its night time now you're acting like one of those day lads
sorry lad youre right, i was out of order then *bear hug*
it's alright lad have a nice night x
I'm so glad m8. Know it can be scary but they can be really usful for some of us
My balls always smell, like I shower then 2 hours later I go for a piss and they stink. Maybe I have too many sweat things.
Are you unironically consoidering coming to London or are you just having us on?
You letting them breathe lad? Dont have the undies too tight and maybe give them a trim
remember counterparts poster? is he still here?
>counterparts
that vidya?
a band laddo, angry music
youtu.be
everything counts
in large amounts?
>it would turn me into a zombie
How would you know
Really need to stop watching "WhatCulture" videos
not him but, solid advice. i trim my undies and my balls don't smell
>trimming undies
what?
Any dubtrack men in?
>Dont have the undies too tight and maybe give them a trim
the hallmark of any shit joke. the explanation
can't stop thinking about 2D fanny lads
im even more confused now
>stuck my head in dubtrack and no-one there
>left it too long to shower and now I'm too tired
hmmmm interesting stuff
any of you lads just tired of living?
like i don't hate things or anything, just wish i could snap out of existence or something because i really can't be arsed with life.
*sighs*
that lad said his balls smell then that other lad said let em breath, and also to trim his pubes(i think) but said that after saying don't have tight undies which to this plonker made it seem like he was saying to trim his undies
hence the shitjoke and your confusion
hope yer head get's better/10
that's another shitjoke about me giving you a headache
yeah, would love to just drop dead
Actually gonna trim my pubes now been awhile
what the actual living fuck? are you lads on LSD or something?
i'm not. but can't speak for the elfs on my couch
the elves say trimming your undies isn't a good idea
I think it was a good explanation. Makes sense to me
I wasn't until this break, I just started exercising everyday, keeping my place clean. Now I can't even cook food for myself or shower.
i am an IRL brainlet to be fair so probably was, ill stop trying to understand whats going on now
yeah, living with your parents past 21-22 is most definitely soul-crushing.
>father asks me the same questions every day, like he's not even aware himself
>friends often do the same
>relationships become stale, decide to go off-grid for a while
>get called anti-social and "depressed"
>only want some privacy in life
>people intrude and ask why i want privacy
>cycle repeats itself
can confirm and i'm 25, except i don't have any friends and don't really engage with my family that much anymore, feel like a stranger sometimes
Wonder what aliens are doin rn, wonder if they have their own version of Jow Forums and that
maybe gookmoot is an alien
Yeah I'm actually considering it, I'll see if I can get a ticket tomorrow but we'll see. I still haven't fully made my mind up though
That's what the posters on Jow Forums said
>want own home but can't afford it, and not willing to sacrifice the neet life for the horrid wageslave life
is this anyone else's biggest conundrum in life at the moment?
cat keeps meowing loudly. ive let her outside fed her i dont know what else to do. is she just being silly?
youtu.be
>strikes the band
Off to cook my pizza, went just before Sainsburys shut and they only had vegetable left, wasn't happy. But I got the last bottle of dr pepper so it balanced out
Bully me into having a shower pls
Lads do you still have to go to the job centre once a week if you have a broken leg?
have a shower you smell 'orrible 'orrible little nonce, you is a filfy animal my friend
>I cant come I've a broken leg doctor said rest it
there you go
>gets sanctioned
>starves to death
not a jobcentre employee so don't know. ring your 1 when it's open
could you just fake a broken leg then? or paralysis?
when I had a broken leg I was on ESA lad
you'd probably need a doctors note
No need for the cheek lad
fuck the job centre desu, load of wankers they are
It's all done on the journal now right? I'll just put on my journal can't make todays appointment because awaiting surgery, and then I'll go to the next ones.
wahey they made a documentary about user
what cheek?
love these free youtube docs
youtube.com
mixed some of my o'connors with bourbon earlier, tasted rank, drank it anyway though, cant waste it desu
NORF FC Jnr.
had a shower lads yay
well done lad *sniff* very nice, proud of you
I'm a bit drunk lads, not sure what I should do now.
Calm down there, Steve