What should I mix with my vodka, robots?

>no carb
just straight with a bit of lime/lemon juice
>actually nice
pineapple or orange juice

i was mixing benzos with alcohol and you black out and you also can get violent.

Pineapple juice is my favorite but I want something different tonight, maybe dairy based.

Vodka has 0 calories, dumbass.

Yea that's the point. Blacking out is the best feeling.

>Be me
>Get a "Thank You" bottle of Glenmorangie Signet Highland for a job well done
>Beautiful Scotch, try to reserve it for special occasions
>Really depressed and lonely on Saturday night
>Only have Budweiser and the Scotch in the house
>Start making "boilermakers with cheap ass beer and $200 Scotch
>Finish the bottle
>Really drunk, crying
>Wake up on the floor covered in my own piss and my pistol next to me on Sunday afternoon

look at this guy, SMART

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A fucking intellectual and a man of high culture.

Throw out the vodka and drink some whiskey. What are you, a white girl in high school?

>girl
user I don't know how to tell you this...

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No, cowpoke, I'm a disillusioned retail worker. I just don't like the taste of cough syrup.

cum hit or miss

Hit or miss!
I guess I got a dick, huh?

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Clear American

how many anons would be heartbroken if she didn't have a dick?

Based and redpilled. John you cheeky bastard

Drink it neat you underage and/or girl.

wait who is this and can you see his balls in the video?
me

We'll never find out either way.

>wait who is this and can you see his balls in the video?
He got doxxed and everyone found out he was a male.

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alprazolam
cyclobenzaprine
or opioids.

end yourself faggot.

Carbonated water of any sort and more vodka.

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>Wake up on the floor covered in my own piss and my pistol next to me on Sunday afternoon

I know this feel all too well, amigo. I really enjoy being Jow Forums as fuck and knowing I can end it whenever the fuck I want. I'm also a raging alcoholic kek

>AR-15 and mostly empty pint of vodka next to me right now

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cyanide or sleeping pills

OP here. I ended up having it with sprite and pineapple juice. It was pretty good.

nothing you fucking pussy-throated bitch

It's a fucking girl a 19 year old girl do some research you faggots

With whiskey, depressive doom metal and loneliness.

>girl
kek
Getting real fucking defensive my dude

Nyan is a girl. An ugly girl. Niggas only like her because of the cosplay.

don't mix, chase with ginger ale

Man, that scotch is so good. I was drinking some of that the other day.

cant go wrong with a simple screwdriver

I like her dancing, but I don't find her cute. Weeb shit doesn't fit white pigs. Not that she's a pig... but she's white.

I squeeze half a lemon/lime into soda water and add 2 or 3 shots of vodka to the glass.

That dudes jizz

Vodka and Ranch. My fucking mind was blown OP.

Unironically deicer

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kvlt/666

I suggest mixing fentanyl

sweet tea fren

Juice, tonic or mineral water with lemon

lemon soda, or solo bitting a lemon before taking the shot.

Ice and a couple garlic olives.

Ginger ale mixer

m8
couldnt you just shotgun the beer?

Nothing, you fucking pussy.

Gummy bears. Unironically.

A large nigger dick sounds fair to me.