/r9gay/ - #534

>tfw no gay friend to feel that feel when no bf

>tfw no bleeding heart vegan ecoterrorist bf to live in a small underground society with

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>tfw no bf to make and put up christmas decorations with

at this point I'm such a misanthropic loser I don't think I could ever allow myself to be happy, even if I found a bf.

Iktfb
It's quite the bind
It would take someone with an extreme level of compassion to reverse it

>tfw no thigh high bf to lock legs with

my feet are freezing and i have on two pairs of socks and everything

>tfw no bf with cold feet for me to warm up

>tfw no cold bf to get comfy together with under some blankets in front of a fireplace

I have two choices /r9gay/.

>stay in closet and continue to live at home
>come out and get kicked out/disowned bu maybe get bf.

I have a wage slave job but am in no way ready to be on my own, yet I want a bf badly. I don't think I could pull off a secret or hidden bf.

>smell my own smelly dirty socks
>smells good and get aroused
>smell the inside of my smelly sweaty shoes
>smells good and get aroused
>think about a bf rubbing his smelly socked feet all over my face
>it smells just like my smelly socks and i get aroused
>tfw no smelly feet twink bf

what is wrong with me

hey you have a sock/sneaker fetish.
very nice.

I used to think the same, then I got a bf and sniffed his socks one day. It smelled absolutely disgusting.

>tfw no virginia bf to make cowboy jokes with while I main r8 in csgo
I finished adventure time and felt happy but after I realized I was alone I went back to normal uwu
BlazeXM#7487

stop posting your fucking discord you actual fagot

uh-oh. get ready for a uwu-poster tier response

>tfw no bf to pull my tight foreskin back until it hurts

>have a wage slave job but am in no way ready to be on my own
Wait. Build up as much money as you can. At the same time, try looking for a bf. You can certainly date a boy so long as you keep it a secret from your family. Wait until you have enough money and resources to move out before coming out.

I don't know user. I'm not out either, even though it's probably pretty obvious to most people . My family wouldn't disown me but it would change the way my they and my friends look at me in a way that I don't like. Honestly I don't really see why it's anybody else's business in the first place what kind of people get my pp hard

Hey, is the vocaroo user who did gaysmr last night still here?

Im gonna do this until I get popular enough to get a bf thats capable of holding up a conversation.
Niggy wiggy

>TFW NO TIGHT FORESKIN BF TO SUCK OFF

>tfw no bf to pull his tight foreskin back and then I flick my tongue against his frenulum haha

nobody is interested in you because they live too far away
go look somewhere else, a dating site perhaps

>tfw no bf to cuddle my belly

it depends. i had a classmate and i got to smell his socks and it was pretty great

is it a big belly or a small belly, if its big ill use it as a pillow

How did you guys spend your Monday night? Hopefully you didn't watch normieball.

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It is a big belly. I've heard it's really warn to be against and I can play with your hair as well.

i was sharpening my sounding rod for you

hey user i was talking to you first in the last thread! you can use my belly as a pillow!

I tried to play something until I felt motion sickness. and I'm also really cold.

I played smash until my friends yelled at me for playing Lucas. I 1v1 one of them and they did not do any damage to me

kill all fatties
do it now, i don't want fatties in this thread

let's kill all the femboys on HRT as well

Are you still feeling sick? You should get a blanket or two, friend.
Nice job, user. I knew you could B them TFO.

But there's a cute fatty here from RI whose tummy I really need to pinch

I wish I had friends to play vidya, with I played stellaris alone again for six hours.

hmm that does sound pretty comfy user , could use some warming up, and having someone play with my hair is always nice
thats fair but is your belly as nice as the other anons sounds? im sure it is...

well i did say i was obese so i do have a very big body...and my belly is soft and warm for you! i'll keep you really warm and play with your hair while you doze off!

>tfw too much of an impatient brainlet for stellaris
I just want to roleplay as an alien in an alien society without having to worry about resource management and things like that

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I'll be fine, it's just that I'm used to hot as shit climate anyways, it isn't really that cold, thanks for asking user.

ahh that sounds so comfy user, i really wish that could happen

I hope you feel better soon. What game were you wanting to play?

>another cutie taken away from me

Cest la vie

nah dude you totally could just live the secret life, it wouldnt be hard at all

just say hes a homie

Warframe, I only get to play it on the night and well not even 5 minutes in I started feeling dizzy I think I already had something because it's the first time it happens while playing a game that "new"

>tfw no bf to self harm over

do you actually self harm

Aw, man, that's a shame. Do you play any other games, like some that don't make you feel sick?

Let us start some gay green texts tonight!
>Be me in uni
>I found myself a group of outcasts
>One is gay, one was a roastie, one was a fat stoner chick, and one was me
>We smoked a lot and sold weed to people in our dorms
>One day while smoking we see that a field was fenced off with construction equipment inclosed
>Over the course of the semester we would watch and smoke as a building was constructed
>One day the gay guy and I broke into the construction site after dark
>We explored and hot boxed rooms
>Another time we scared off other students by yelling in the halls and setting fire extinguishes
>About halfway through the semester he confessed his love to me while I was tripping on LSD
>Being too high to realize I took it as him explaining otherworld shit to me
>A few days later, we ran across town to get cookies for the fat stoner chick, who compensated us with weed
>During the run we were laughing and having a real good time
>Eventualy the group and I migrated our hangout to the construction site roof
>Up there we could see the entire campus. It all looked small and beautiful
>I distinctly remember a night where the roastie insisted that we all get to know each other on an emotional level
>We all shared our insecurities and aspirations in life
>The gay friend confessed that his biggest fear is to confess his love to someone and for the guy to be straight He thought I was straight
>My birthday is around Thanksgiving so most of the group was home during it, but not the gay guy who also lived in town
>That night we did not feel right going to the hangout without the group so we ventured to one of the dirt mounts near the construction site
>We talked under the full moon and listened to the entire album of public service broadcasting's race for space
>We danced like fools to yuri gagarin and pretended we were astronauts under the moonlight
>Sometime during the songs we were laying down close to each other
Char limit hit. Should I continue?

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yea u should

>user's life is literally the kind of fantasies you have in your head

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Feeling drunk enough yet? I am!

Oh but you should also please continue ;_;

Day#23
>tfw no one to fall asleep on vc

I feel so fucking great today. I love life.

lux#1246

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woah I also didn't mean to pick such a hateful face if that's what it conveys
it was more meant to represent my dissatisfaction

fall asleep on vc WITH******==

>use Grindr for first time
>Some guy calls me cute and I flirting with him
>Asks me if I want to meet up
>Block him out of fear
Seeya later virgins B)

Stellaris is actually fairly easy to learn, there are a lot more complicated games out there.

grindr is for sluts

>manage to sustain flirt protocol for a good five minutes
>autism programming reasserts itself, charisma vanishes and conversations now consists of awkward pauses and picking out random things in the environment and commenting on them
>segues into self-loathing.exe and I begin to panic
>peaks as defensive paranoia and I decide my best bet is to make myself look as insane as possible so I do something very off-putting and run away, all while assuming the qt in question had some half-assed evil motives for maximum sour grapeage

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>tfw on my way to work
>tfw see a cute couple
>tfw realise that I want someone too
>tfw no bf

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Yeah who doesnt? I just want someone to make me as well

This is a very deep feel

I feel fine when I'm doing solitary stuff I enjoy but as soon as I see other people experiencing intimacy I get really sad.

>you will never hold OP down as he attempts to self-harm and become his cuddly human straight jacket until he calms down
>you will never take him out somewhere nice afterwards so he can forget whatever it was that was making him hurt
Ultra feels on the biggest wheels

That sounds awful, id probably stab you if you tried that

Oh well that's good to know
Thank you for telling me that

i think a lot of people dont
why do you do that? i dont mean like what drives you to do that but how do you not freak out/stop because it hurts
i get really anxious just from holding knives

he didnt reply user, so i guess you win
now let me use my new pillow

You aren't welcome
Why would i freak out? I only use sharpener blades anyway cause theyre the comfiest to hold

>I reached out for his hand, he grabbed it
>It was soft, felt sweaty and cold
>He rolled closer so that our sides were touching
>I don't remember if we kissed that night because of the alcohol and weed, but I do remember we took a picture of ourselves being intimate
>After the break, the group came back and things went back to normal
>We stopped going to the construction site as there were more cops roaming at night due to our fucking around
>Instead we hung out near the river (the uni was near a port)
>For the latter half of the semester we hung out there near the water
>The roastie and I got close as she was jealous that I was stealing the group's attention from her
>Most nights she would leave to go hang out with frat guys and who cares what else. So the group was more of a triplet
>When we would go to parties (Thanks to the roastie's vast knowledge of frat guys) we would play a game where we would pass other gay men back and forth between each other
>"no I am not gay but that guy other there is" then they will come to me and I will say "Nah he only does that to confuse people, go talk to him he's cute"
>We would do that until they would get mad and leave us alone
>At one party I hooked up with a girl, this event crushed my gay friend's heart at drove a deep stake in our friendship
>I did it because it was on my bucket list to have a one night stand
>We didn't talk much throughout the rest of the semester
>In between semesters I tried to suppress my guilt of betraying my friend by suppressing and denying the love we had for each other

There is a bit more to this story, but as I write I feel myself getting sad so I am ending it here if thats okay. But the moral of the story is that if you have someone in your life that you care for let it be known. Tell that person that you have feelings. If you've done something wrong, ask for forgiveness. You never know when a goodbye will be the last goodbye.

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stabbing or cutting yourself and making yourself feel pain and bleed is pretty fucking scary
does it not bother you at all or give you any anxiety?

this makes me sad
are you out of school/away from him now?

i'm kinda bummed out because i can't be creative and write songs. i listen to an absolute dogshit load of music, and i'm a pretty good guitar player, but i just get discouraged at any instance in which i try and write something. i think about how i can't compare to great musicians i idolize, and my mediocrity just kills me.

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That all took place 2 years ago. Last summer, I had a full-blown mental breakdown and had to take a year off school. About a week ago I tried to message him. He blocked me.

Sometimes yeah it makes me nervous, but i soon forget once i start, then it feels good, and seeing my blood all over me is nice

>tfw no bf to give hugs and headpats to...
>tfw no bf to snuggle until we both fall asleep...
>tfw no bf to talk to over vc until we both fall asleep

why even live?

Mediocrity is pretty subjective, what you might think is a masterpiece someone else is going to think it's childish and stupid. Just try to write about something, even if it sounds stupid at first.

>tfw no Jingle Bell Rock bf

>tfw no jingle bell rock friends

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Thanks now I'm thinking about this scene with the same music and outfits but with cute boys in them. Thanks!! I'm never going to have this!!

that really sucks man
im sorry to hear that

where's our hag to record us

>tfw I was actually referring to this scene
I was going to post a picture from that scene, but the fact that they're girls kept me from doing it.

do you like the sensation of the pain?

my cat fell asleep on me and it's making me less cold
thanks for reading

Dunno user a good portion of guys here are completely fine with girls, just draw a dick on them that apparently makes them gay

do you ever meet other peoples' cats, pet them, and then feel like you're cheating on your cat?

That has me wondering, what would a Mean Boys movie be like?