Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #42

Previous thread>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions in the next post down, thanks to you all. People who enter the thread may post their liist at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me then?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter then?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return for it!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have Amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines and tips. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new compilations, thanks to all participants this year, have a great christmas.

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DO NOT "INVITE" PEOPLE TO YOUR LIST, use "send list to others" instead

THINGS TO IGNORE:
>PEOPLE BUYING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AND OTHERS LISTS, NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE

>heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))

>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!

>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????

>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS discords

BEST PRACTICES:

>Grinchers want attention, do not give them attention thanks

>keep the thread comfy

>If you claim to have bought something, post proof in the thread

>Trip codes are welcome and even encouraged in this thread

>Do not respond fall for, "Hi, just off to work, I'll look when I get back but here is my list NOW" or "I don't have money rn, but I get paid this Friday, this is my link NOW btw" thanks you guys oregano

>Don't reply to bait in general thank you everyone

Thanks, guys, have a fantastic christmas everyone

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Fembots what do you think about guys liking plushies and wanting a collection of them?

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Let's start this thread off by buying me something!

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Here is an erotic anime girl to entice you to look at my list. Thank you

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thank you for buying the gifts that im going to send to my friends

Nice bait. Next you will be asking unicorns and big foot what they think of dragon dildos.

Cant draw right now, so I must become a hellhound poster.

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I do the same thing,its doesn't bother me at least

i'm legit serious, but i don't care if you believe me

Going to sleep for now, think of art requests for tommrow fellas.
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Goodnight user. Bring more spook into Chritmas soon.

my gift arrived. THANK YOU NYbro. you saved christmas yet again. the coat looks lazy but it has an official tag so its legit. its also way bigger than in the pictures. thank you soooooo much. ill be back on christmas week i hope youre there so see what im gonna do

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Good night Bros. Glad to see a few gifts came in for people tonight. Merry Christmas!

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just putting my list in this thread too a.co/70VQpa2

Everything on this list has been grinched, but someday I'll be able to LARP as an aviator like I've always wanted to do
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New thread , new shameless list repost

We are 15 days away form Christmas are you fellows bots ready? Lets have a cozy night and talk about stuff
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>only scheduled to work 1 day this week
mr silverstein is fucking me over again. gonna knock on a few doors offering to rake. how much should i charge for a front lawn?

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Tossing my hat in once again

ill say $10 to $15 but It really depends

Art Friend still taking requests
but imma go take a shower real quick so I'll get to them after that

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>scrooge
doesnt give cratchit the day off, his name becomes synonymous with hater of merriment

>your boss
gives you 6 days off, you go on the internet and complain about him

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wow and here i thought id have to do 40. remember i bring my own garbage bags and dispose of them as well.
yes but christmas is coming up

DO PINK DIAMOND. I've waited an entire thread to see my girl.

Madara uchiha in santa attire.

I'm sleepy but at the same time some fucker just knock on my door when I was sleeping.

Depends if they'll take it or if you gotta fight the for a good price

how big is their yard, is it cold/hot, how long will it take. In my neighborhood our yards were small as shit. So around $10 was the price

ah yes thats true. ill have to ask them beforehand. ive never done this before
the length and width of the house. mines for example can take about 20 minutes to finish. its winter and has been raining

Start with a price offer. If they decline negotiate for a median. Bring up cold, and anything else to keep price high

Hope you enjoy, user. Merry christmas.

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I hope fellow robots are enjoying Christmas movies and music while also staying warm.

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I think you have me confused with a different user what do you want her doing/wearing
Merry Christmas you wonderful user any requests you want I'll treat it like a commission

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Eh, got grinched on the two items I wanted, need and requested while gifting equal values to robots instead of buying what I needed. What a shit. Forgot about this thread for a few days.

Fuck you. No participating anymore.

Madara uchiha in santa outfit?

did you degrinch your list first?

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Salt levels equivalent to that of the ocean.

Not even robots, dude. The last couple of gifts have been going to the drawfagging roasties and the rest of us are getting ignored.

No requests in particular. Your drawings are cute.

Hey, robots. Hope all is going well and that you're staying nice and warm during the cold.

I don't got much on my list besides the Girls Last Tour manga and my current fish tank that isn't doing too hot (I'll post a pic of it if asked). Would really appreciate any of the two. If you can't spare any neetbucks though, I understand.

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Fuck you. The fish tank is $45.

I want someone to send me a card that says "I love you, have a nice Christmas".

My B, user. I was changing up the list and snagged the wrong one. This one is less. Been studying for a Uni final and haven't paid much attention to anything else. Sorry again.

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Anything is appreciated. Ignore the tablet, that's just so I remember which one to get later.
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I love you, have a nice Christmas

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^check these dubs

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Can someone get this and share it to the entire thread?

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Happy Holidays Robots
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>interracial
fucking no. gtfo

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If a $45 Fishtank gets a minor fuck you, then this is the equivalent of a mass murder (of someone's wallet).

Could be senpai list too user

alright well thank you so much
here you go edgy boy

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Your items are also.... questionable at best.

does it matter. just dont buy it for them holy shit. these threads are a gamble. i already got a gift, but when i used to post my listed i added a $50 item. if there is simply a 2% chance a wealthy user will pick me i will take a shot at it. after 10 days of posting my list once per thread i got a $40 item. thats the game

Sorry, user. Glad you got your item (I'm getting close to 10 days and still nada). Didn't mean to sound pissy. Just that it's very unlikely.

Thanks based draw kun

my shitpost is for everyone who brings up expensive stuff, not just you. i was here last and let me tell you... the unthinkable happened. i dont blame people for thinking they might get a switch because they really can. just have to be here at the right time. last year i posted my list for 3 weeks before getting what i wanted

I didn't post a list there

Hit the wrong person. Sorry. Sleep Deprived user

I'll keep what you said in mind and hope for the best. Thanks for the enlightenment user and I apologize again

Good night all
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You're cool user. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you too, user.
>original comment

oof I'm back lads and unfortunately I got sick again. I love this time of year but I dislike the sickness that comes along with it.
Also, any anons that haven't received a gift yet should reply to this.

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Gergatos

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I'm assuming you're replying to me and well I actually do want an onahole and a daki. Yeah normans might find it questionable but we're in robotland

You got pretty good taste in music and books user. Hope you get something soon.

Haven't gotten anything yet, but I'll still put up the good fight. (I have a gut feeling I'm gonna start being known as Fish user. Oh well. :P)

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Thanks, lad. I hope you do too.
Also you should know that there isn't a shipping address connected to your list.

Wow, I'm a fucking moron. Thanks, user.

If you don't mind telling, are you a fembot or trap?

onahole:
- Expensive
- Plastic
- Inedible
- Needs lube
- Have to clean and wash out
- Embarrassing to find in someone's house

Grapefruit:
- Inexpensive
- All natural fruit
- Edible
- Is already moist from juice
- Throw it away when done
- Normal to see fruit in a house.

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I'm a fembot I think traps are degenerate

Asking cause there were traps earlier who had some similar items to yours. Guess their pretty popular. Traps I swear are from the Jow Forums curse.

lmao you're good, it's a mistake a lot of people have made. Merry Christmas!

yeah I noticed that too but idk if it's actual traps or just grinch fags trying to start shit

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OH MY GOD!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH user! You honestly made my whole month. I'm so happy RN. You're the best! Merry Christmas to you too!

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But grapefruits aren't modeled for pleasure ;_;

I actually haven't used anything besides my hands to masturbate, any cheap things you bots can think of that would enhance my experience?

Are you an actual fembot, or a normal woman pretending to be a fembot? Standards for a fembot are same as a robot: never been in a relationship and a virgin. But there seem to be a lot of women who can't grasp this...

Got a dog?
>original comment

>(I have a gut feeling I'm gonna start being known as Fish user. Oh well. :P)
You place way too much importance on yourself 2bh. No one really gives a shit about you, honestly. You're just another persistent beggar repeatedly posting his list just like everyone else.
Not trying to be an asshole (call me one if it makes you feel better, though.), but just thought I'd give you a little reality check.

yeah check and check I've never even held hands with anyone except my parents when I was young
I really hate all these thots that come here and don't buy anything and just want their whore panties or other normie shit I just want some stuff to stay warm and things I can cuddle

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"Fembots" don't exist, you desperate, orbiting little bitch.

Ok sorry about that, you are welcome here then. Just have to be careful as we have been plagued by an increase in the thot menace recently

You're not counting your boyfriend as someone you've been in a relationship with?

>you are welcome here then.
No she isn't, whiteknight.

If anyone does get me anything, get me a cheaper used one or something. Please don't spend more than needed.
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thanks man I don't like bringing up that I'm female on here that much because I know it starts shit and it just makes me feel pathetic knowing how other girls are living a better life than me
anyway I'm going to bed now I hope you get some gifts friend

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Here is my list, thank you to any anons who actually get anything. I've gifted a few in the thread already.

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>Becoming Michelle
Oh dear user......

Return myself to my kid days
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Lego

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>TFW your gift was delivered yesterday and the swine didn't say thank you

I didnt even open it yet calm down nigger.

But you don't even know what gift he's referring to.

Not really but i got mine yesterday.

Morning brothers, another winter day another bundle of requests.

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