>be me
>earlier today
>join friend on tf2 server
>friend is a girl
>we start talking over the mic about old youtubers like leafy, nfkrz, etc
>fat sounding guy comes into our chat
>"are you a girl?"
>she says yes
>he joins our convo
>whatever.fileformat
>i notice he starts to support everything she says but challenge everything i say
>ok.
>he asks her if she wants to hop off the server and talk to him in a private discord
>"why can't user join?"
>he stutters and tries to change the topic
>i start dying of laughter
>she declines
>he says "are you sure? I can buy you items, do you want any items from the market? i just wanna be your friend"
>she tries to sneak herself out of the convo
>he starts crying on the mic saying how he's sorry and how he has a mental disorder
>"uh ok"
>he says "i've been suicidal forever i just want a friend"
>he says he's gonna commit suicide
>mfw he keeps crying over the mic for the next 5 minutes
>crying sounds surprisingly real
>friend leaves the server
>he's afk in spawn still crying
>i go up to him and do the laughing taunt
>he notices and disconnects
>mfw i'm probably responsible for suicide over tf2 gamer girls
Be me
You have a loyal female friend
It never got that severely autistic but I've experienced this a ton...
>i notice he starts to support everything she says but challenge everything i say
>ok.
>he asks her if she wants to hop off the server and talk to him in a private discord
>"why can't user join?"
Guys have been such cunts to me, even if I was in a relationship with the girl. Normies do it too. I've literally been in a position where if a guy was nice to me I could have hyped him up but instead he really thought trying to alpha on me would put him into a better position. What fucking mongoloids.
take that mask off
this is gonna get posted to reddit within the hour and get like 4k upvotes from a bunch of normies trying to play robot for attention
There is nothing we can do, let's face our destiny together
Good job, keep fighting the good fight user.
Most autistic I've seen was some guy trying to take my gf with his tetris skills.
>Had gf from highschool who played puyo puyo a ton
>She shows me puyo puyo tetris and I start learning tetris to play with her
>We both join the official discord server
>Month or two in people find out shes a girl
>Someone dms her asking to be a friend
>He starts flirting immidiately
>"I'm taken by anonusername..."
>He looks up my sprint records and starts comparing them to his own and talks about how much of a "faster thinker" he is.
>She says im reading all this
>He blocks her
well thats really fucking sad,even if he acted like an asshat(which is very common for people with mental disorders) i dont think that he deserved to be laughed at like that,it sounded like he just really wanted a friend
No it sounded like he's a thirsty creep.
>he just wanted a friend
But yet he excluded the male.
>I go up to him and do the schadenfreude
>he notices and disconnects
Jeasus fuck taunt kills you've just killed him with a taunt
Good. Thirsty betas deserve to die.
He was a fat beta horny retard. I would've befriended OP instead
>irl tauntkill
fucking kek
This nigga just tauntkilled with the Schadenfreude. Damn
>Taunt kill someone irl through tf2
This sounds like a fun game oml
yes we can fuck these normalfags
>Playing CSGO surf
>Hear fat fourty year old beta fag trying to hit on 20-something e-girl
>She obviously doesn't care about him but he keeps trying to hit on her and buy her items and send them to her
>Keeps calling her creepy fucking names like princess, beautiful, shit like that even though they've been talking for like thirty minutes
>Since I'm way fucking younger use my annoyingness to roast him and piss him the fuck off
>Entire server laughing and siding with me
>He quiets down from the girl and starts speaking really monotone to me instead
>Asks me how my day is going and shit
>okaywtf.mp4
>asks me my race
>tell him I'm Mexican
>tardrage.exe
>Starts fucking losing his shit for like ten minutes on voice chat calling me a nigger kike and all sorts of shit at the top of his lungs
>Threatens to DOX and kill me and girl
>MFW he got perma-banned and voted off by everyone in server and e-girl felt really bad
>MFW this happened two weeks ago
>MFW I still get a lil paranoid when I hear a knock on my door
>way younger
>2 weeks ago
>mexican
Spice Nigger you have to get the fuck out
It's called a loyal bitch.
>old youtubers like leafy, nfkrz, etc
>OLD YOUTUBERS
Die you fucking zoomerfag
I have a relatable story, also, but with Star Wars instead
>be in highschool
>had gf
>she goes to a new class
>a dude tries to befriend her
>talks to her every chance he gets
>he brings a box with a model of Millennium Falcon to school
>tries to impress her with his "model building skills"
>she just wants to die hearing this boring shit
>I, in the other hand, love this type of shit
>start talking with the guy, ask him pretty much everything about his star wars collection
>the poor dude just wants to leave the conversation, I don't let him
>my poor gf just wanted to be finger blasted, I dont let her
>she offered me a Millenium Falcon model on that Xmas because she thought I really liked Star Wars
Pic related, the poor guy was expecting a beatdown and got himself a best friend for a day instead
Fuck you normie, he had a mental disorder there was no need to be mean to him after the subject of your orbiting left the server. You could have been bros.
>implying he's her only "friend"
Hadnt been rickrolled in years
Which one of you karma whoring faags screen capped this and posted it on pleddit?!!!
I never get why people try to take credit for people's failed lives
you're a cocksucker, sure, but jesus you have to have some sort of mental disorder to self aggrandize that much
Seconding this. Being a cunt to the homies will never impress me. I'm rabidly loyal. The best way to get ahead with the bitches is to make friends with her male friends. 9 times out of 10 they'll actually try to help you. You know why? Because men are actually good friends. You should try to get along with your bretheren better, user
Update:
>messaged other friend the story before I went to bed
>wake up and remember last night
>feels bad about humiliating the guy
>friend I texted last night sends link
m.youtube.com
>scenario eerily similar
>guy sounds exactly like the guy who was on yesterday
the first serial virgin
>mfw i'm probably responsible for suicide over tf2 gamer girls
And nothing of value would be lost.
Oh no, a fat mentally unstable beta orbiter kills himself because he's insufferable to girls.
What will the world do without him
Why would anyone have male friends?
>Leafy, NFKRZ
>old
That's gonna be an underage for me guys.
>Spice Nigger
You should call up Valve and ask if you can get the taunt kill achievement for it.
Don't be. Guys like that don't have the balls to call for pizza.
>i go up to him and do the laughing taunt
good work soldier, im proud
>plays tf2
>mental disorder
everything checks out, i believe your story op.