Last vidya you played

R6 siege
baguette
No self confidence

>minecraft
>raw bacon and potato sandwich
>no desire for one

>>last vidya you played
Fuck you
>>favorite food
Fuck you
>>reason why you are single
Fuck you

>Ori and The Blind Forest DE
>A fake peach flavor sorbet I had an ice cream place called Tickleberries in Kelowna, B.C. Never forghetti
>She moved away and stole my mom's credit card. *sigh* What a dumb bitch

>destiny 2
>tamales
>beta male

PW and region?

Starbound
Nilaga
Im ugly

>hoi4(playing still)
>pizza
>do you even need to ask?

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KH BBS HD
steak
ugly and never try anyway

>Hoi4
You got mods my dude or nah?

>binding of isaac afterbirth+
>ground beef
>woman's usually don't like retarded guys

>e.y.e
based, my favorite game good taste user

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>LoL
>Pizza/ramen (not cheap instant ramen, though)
>currently reengaged in being a NEET as I recover from a car accident, so no chance for awhile

Let's Go Pikachu
Pot Roast
I hate myself

pubg mobile
gobi manchurian
fat

>Bioshock Infinite
>Hamburgers
>Relationships are expensive & steal Me-Time

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Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon (original, not remake)
Lasagna
Fat fuck

This is an 18+ board fellas

>Red Dead Redemption 2
>Sushi
>Not looking for one, and it's not every day that you just end up in one out of the blue

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>borderlands 2
>high qual nongshim ramen and dr pepper
>hung over last one

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>Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
>chili con carne enchiladas
>goblin body and crippling social anxiety

>Hotel Dusk
>Salad
>Only do self improvement and occasional anime, so nothing to talk about

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'nother canadafag, nice to see ya

>Besiege
>Birthday Cake
>No social skills, not even trying at this point

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>Monster Hunter World
>Pork Dumplings
>Short, also I never leave the house

>Super Mario 64
>pizza
>tendency to make myself unaproachable and also complete beta

>LET IT DIE
>Fully loaded nachos, no cheese, extra guacamole and sour cream
>I'm a fat NEET shut-in
I've already conceded, worst part is I can't bring myself to play video games anymore.

nothing wrong with playing minecraft as an adult.

>Pump It Up
>skirt steak
>me big ugly + bad personality + extremely stupid + incapable of holding conversation irl + the bit of fat that hangs from the inner thigh + low empathy + 3D people gross me out + low self-esteem

>Deus ex
>Pizza
>haven't spoken to girls in years

swbf2
nachos; shredded cheese and spinach
weird physically and socially

post your best jokes

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Mother and daughter go to zoo. They stop to see monkeys. Monkeys monkey around. Daughter inquires, mummy, vat are they doing?

Mother stammers and blurts, why, erm, ah, oh, they're simply making cake my child.

Ah, said the daughter, satisfied.

Following morning, daughter runs into kitchen. Mummy, mummy, did you and Duddy make cake last night.

Mother stammers and blurts, why, erm, ah, oh, yes my child how ever did you find out.

Daughter reported: because I just licked the icing off the couch!

what do ya call a 6 year old lesbian?

little dyke

I'm sorry

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Bus load of nuns die and go to heaven.

They find themselves in line with St Peter at front. He announce, thou must confess thy worst sin and cleanse thy selfs in this here holy water.

Sr Mary Jeanie said forgive me for I have once seen a man's p*nis.

Everyone gasps and St Peter says oh my well um wash thine eyes with this here holy water and thou wilt be cleansed and permitted to enter heaven

Sr Mary Kathy said forgive me for I have once touched a man's p*nis

More gasps as St Peter stammers out oh dear oh my well thou mayest dip thine hands in this here holy water and thou wilt be

But he was interrupt by figha near end of line. He breaks it up and asks what's all the fucking ruckus.

Sr Mary Nancy says I want to cut in front of Sr Mary Terese

St Peter asks whatever for

>because if im gonna gargle with that water
>i ain't doing it after she dips her ass in it!

>saints row 2
>pizza
>dont like both women and men, romantically and sexually

happy birthday anone!

What did Paris Hilton catch on her Mexican fishing trip?

(her)pescado

jajajajaja u have to be Spanish to get it lol

>The Basement Collection
>Pizza (quite the normie taste, but I live near naples and the average quality of pizzas here is mind blowing)
>Standards are too high and I can actually be happy most of the time without a gf

>fallout 4
>pizza
>no friends and I don't try to make any

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>skyrim
>chicken and potatoes
>im a pussy who cant ask anyone

>Total War Warhammer 2
>Roast Deer
>My cripling self esteem and situational autism

>diablo 2
>pizza
>never had a friend before irl, never talked to a woman before. autism

>Borderlands 2
>mac and cheese
>neet/hikki

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>love live school idol festival
>spaghetti
>see answer 1

>Warframe
>beef Welington
>I'm not

>Wolfenstein: The New Order
>steak
>very little self confidence talking to women, social anxiety, pretty much given up

nuclear throne
Mango
Autismo supremo

>SMT Nocturne
>steamed veggies
>I don't make an effort to talk to women and I don't trust anybody

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>OSRS on my iPad
>bbq chicken with pineapple pizza
>overweight autist

>Dark Souls III
>Steak
>Mentally ill involuntary-trap

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>Gwent:The Witcher Card Game
>Hamburgers but not the fastfood or processed kind
>I am too big of a bitch to ask anyone I know out because I am afraid of how a rejection would impact my current social circle...

>dmc4 as lady
>butter chicken (tfw no curry gf to to cook for you)
>i never talk to women and i think i'm ugly

based user knows what good vidya is, cant wait for the sequel, hopefully it's got better combat

Persona 3
Sausage and Mash
Haven't got friends

>RoR
>Mexican
>Turns out girls aren't into disabled guys. Who would've guessed?

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Doom
Rare steak
Sex is disgusting and a sin

Touhou Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Sushi
Have a waifu and onahole so have no real reason or desire to

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>last vidya you played
Mass effect
>favorite food
Freshly-baked bread
>reason why you are single
I dont want any relationships

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>smash
>potatoes
>I'm just now starting to somewhat stableize from a devastating breakup
but there's this other guy i like now so who knowz

>Magic Arena
>Chicken/Rice
>Never leave house/workplace

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>not tonight
>catfish
>incapable of forming genuine connections with others

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Dota 2
Pizza
I dont know how to talk

>Bayonetta
>(snack) Chex Mix traditional (Food) I have a p t of allergies diet is mostly chciken and Turkey and I like spicy wings
> manlet , bad teeth , dicklet , and too autistic to have the ability to take care of someone else

>LoL
>asian
>literally cant feel comfortable with them and the ones i do friendzone

>metal gear rising
>pasta
>i suck at socializing with new people in real life and my social circles barely have any girls

>KCD
>chicken wings
>I'm an incel, no easier way of describing the situation
I really like Kingdom Come Delivrance because there is an achievement for finishing the game as a virgin.

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>>last vidya you played
Super smash brothers melee or fallout new vegas
>>favorite food
Cheeseburgers, but I don't eat them often because they're not the type of food you should eat often
>>reason why you are single
Socially awkward, 5'6", still live with extreme christcuck parents, only 18 so being single is pretty much par for the course.

>Last game
Sims 4
>Favorite food
Baked chicken with rice
>Why are you single?
Because I never leave my house and think I'm too good for most people despite a lack of evidence per individual

>Borderlands 2
>pho
>too fat, silver tongue, oneitis yet I cant pick, anger issues

I have a past with being verbally abusive, so I try to keep to myself...

>last vidya you played
Ni no kuni 2
>favorite food
Spinach parmesan pasta
>reason why you are single
Ugly, manlet, recessive hairline

>eu4
>cheese and butter sandwich
>im not, kinda

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>deltarune
>Pasta
>5'5", introvert, weak

> witcher 3
> some stew
> bc my ex dumped me, and the ex before the ex, and the ex before the ex before the ex and so on

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>warhammer 2
>hard to say
>don't see too many girls worth investing time and money in. Also too busy with school and work, filling last spare time with vidya. Probably also insecure, didn't get to try it yet.

Why do black people only have nightmares?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

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RBI Baseball 18
Pizza or calzones
Autistic (diagnosed), receding hairline, acne.

>Dark Souls
>Pizza
>Small peepee

>league of legandos
>sushi
>schizophrenic, detached, anxious, decent genetics aside from the brain stuff were thrown into the dumpster, intimidating probably

You eat Asians?

>Hotline Miami 2
>cottage pie
>i like boys

>OG Dark Forces
>Steak
>Had my heart ripped out a few too many times before even dating so Ive just about given up pursuing a gril

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>Wildlands
>Salmon and Stir-fry
>I never leave the fucking house

>borderlands
>Cheese burger
>because I'm boring, don't know how to approach women, work all the time, poor.

>Battle brothers
>schnitzels
>I'm afraid to make a move and when I do I change my mind cause I think I can do better or the girl is simply a cunt or is trying to use me

>Bloodborne
>Steak
>Because Im a """"weirdo""""" who is """"""always mad""""""

>work all the time
>poor

Can't remember, but I'm pretty sure I played something this year
Sushi
Because I'm not interested in relationships

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>Hunt Showdown
>Chocolate
>I'm a shy, NEET shut-in

>pokemon crystal
>seafood
>i dont need a gf

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