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I remember when I was 22 on Jow Forums we'd have a thread exactly like this one and there'd be some guy exactly my age making a post exactly like this one.

Damn, things don't change at all.

If you can't remember 9/11/2001 you are a zoomer

134 million original years old

American Made Man Circa. 1999 (19 y/o)

shoutouts to the year 2000, the year the best people were born
hows life treating my fellow now-adult?

>zoomers are 2000+
oh cool by two years I completely missed out on the effects of growing up in a world with internet, cellphones, the post 9/11 mindset, and all that other jazz. Oh wait, I didn't.

I wonder how many of you guys are actually 13-17 year olds pretending you are 18-24 year olds. If i had to guess i would say 13 of you.

wasnt the same bro, if you werent a 19er you'd understand

36

im getting old for this zoomer board

Oh good, I thought I would be the oldest one, at 29.

>36
hows the life pops?

Don't call him pops.

seen a guy say he is 56 and another around 70 year old

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Well, man usually have children at that age.

22.
I still got a good couple years to redeem myself.
If not then fuck.

>Damn, things don't change at all.
Remember everything is a repost of a repost.

But he posts on Jow Forums. He clearly has no life.

Yes, I know, slavegirl." Dad continued to smile down at me as he took his cock out of me, and sat at the edge of the bed.
"Now," he ordered, "kneel before Daddy and lick his cock clean while he decides on your punishment.
"Yes, Dad," I whimpered, crawling down quickly, afraid of making my punishment worse if I hesitated even to catch my breath.
Kneeling before My Dad, I licked up and down his cock, tasting myself, noticing how similar I taste to Mommy. As my tongue neared you dads balls, I looked up at him, wondering how I would be punished.
"Is Daddy clean from his misbehaving slavegirl's juices?" He peered down at me.
Yes, dear," Dad smiled at her. "Slavegirl is just learning the rules of her new home, so I'm afraid she'll have to eat her breakfast on all fours like an animal, instead of at the table like us. Dad pulled out some boxers from his bedside table and put them on, tucking his softening cock away.

twenny wunn

42 been on Jow Forums since the start, had a kid now divorced atleast i still got you guys right?

14 years 8 months and 9 days my friends :3

Went to a psychiatrist yesterday and got diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder and depression.

How did he diagnose you? Did you take a test?

Im 18 yo now, ive been here for 2 years now, im schizophrenic and i just cant be around people in real life because of my paranoia. Weirdly i consider the people from this board like my family, i know they are mean and try to abuse others mentally to make themselves feel better, and its ok desu uwu i do it too sometimes.

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>wasnt the same bro
What exactly happened in those 2 years that makes me so different from 2000s kids? I mean I don't mind being seen as different from you since I don't really like the general zoomer atmosphere but I know I'm still closer to you than to the previous guys.

23 years old, my duder.

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18, even though I posted on here all the time starting from the age of 14 desu.

24 and 25 on the 27th of this month.

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You were 10 years old when social networking became a thing

im taking my son

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20

strawpoll.me/17023582

20 years from the day I was born, not soon enough from the day I will die.

No dude. ALOT of late twenties early 30s fucks are on this board but they'll never say it.

I am 37

28
Don't know why I'm still here surrounded with children

20 but ive been here for 7 fucking years

I am 44, life should get on with killing me already instead of making me MORE horny.

22 miserable years on this earth

22 too old to tap saya leagally and spend sweet teenhood together with.

29 in May origin

19, feelsgoodman, still have time

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i am 25 fbi

29 and a half.

I turn 30 in six months and I have nothing to show for it. I've wasted my life.

19, terrified of turning 20 next June.

Im 18 thx for asking I can still made it

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get the fuck out while you still can
t. 28 yo

20, turning 21 in May

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If I leave I'll have no one.

I'm 15 my dudes, too young for half of the content on Jow Forums

26 next month, I fucking hate when people online ask me how old I am

suck my cock faggot orilgi

25. Fuck zoomers and fuck boomers.

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36 in 3 weeks

I feel there are times when i have wasted my life

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20. I've never had a gf. They sound like a hassle nowadays.

That's not old for a virgin. Find someone who isn't a pest.

more than twenty but less than twenty-two