I want a robot bf that shares everything with me...

can you please please please please be my e-gf please

And after a few months of that, you will proceed to tell him about the perfect bf you already have, and that you just wanted to make "another friend"

>t. been there

Originally want this, where do you live?

I know this is probably just bait but this is actually my dream relationship. I'm not a horrible person or anything, I'm just rather eccentric. I'm not ugly, mean, angry, have a freakishly gross fetish or any of those negative stereotypes. I feel like I need to pretend to be normal around most people to not be viewed as a creep. I also feel like I have to lie to achieve those things and it's not just that I'm repressing who I am that's suffocating but I feel like I'm lying and being disingenuous... I just want to be able to be myself and be honest with some one and genuinely like each other, it would be my dream relationship. Anyway, g'night anons...

>a girl wanting her bf to watch porn
this is literally bait

Hey, my last one was better at finding us lesbian pron than I was. Too bad she was pretty vanilla and scared af about loli doujinshi.

Shit I want this with a girl too

I want both of us to share everything

>actually thinking these types of "comfy relationships" exist or ever have existed

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>I want to see all his massive porn collection and watch it with him.

I hope you like a couple hundred gigs of amateur interracial.

Tfw the only things on my computer are shitty mspaint quality drawings of old memories cuz I forget

Give me quick killing cancer already

I know this was written by a man because I myself am a man and desire the same, most of the relationships around me never reach this point, this kind of love is so rare and it hurts me to my core to think that I'll never experience it. Having a "normal" relationship isn't enough, I want the same idealized love that you've described, full acceptance of the other, flaws and all.

pls be my gf I'd do this

>bf that shares everything with me
>trusting women

That's not what I'd describe as a "comfy" relationship, just one with a high level of acceptance which is something I've seen a couple of times, it's incredibly rare and most people aren't even capable of being in something like that.

>massive porn collection
I don't even have a porn collection, truth be told. I try to stay away from that stuff if I can help it.

>Last girl I got this close with used all that shit against me

Idk If I can do that again d esu desu

>I want to see all his massive porn collection and watch it with him.

I don't have a porn collection but we can talk about late 19th and early 20th century firearms instead.

Clingers, am I right lads?

Ok, and? No one gives a shit.

>no one gives a shit
>28 posts

That's sad, if OP was who they claim they are you'd think they would've replied at least once to the desperate faggots ITT.

op here I only come here for the feels
I would never actually get into a relationship with a robot. I have trust issues

>I would never actually get into a relationship with a robot.
Then stop trying to touch our hearts and go back to /a/, /y/ or where ever your cope resides.

I post in hopes that one day there will be a femanon who completely understands me and accepts me for who I am. Too bad im a bipolar faggot with mummy issues.

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I'd be willing to humor the possibility of any sort of bond coming from a site like this, despite my reservations. I'm not saying I want a relationship, no, I was just murdered by my soulmate a few months ago. However, I know what it means to be genuine and if you want someone around who actually cares, not just to win you over but actually gives a shit and makes life more enjoyable.. I'd be willing to help. I got nothing left in life and I'm just waiting on the strength to pull the trigger. Until then, I'll be a shoulder if you need one.

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You don't want to see the fucked up shit on my devices.
I save image based on their shock value.
If I think something is cute, gross, disturbing, funny, or otherwise interesting I save it.

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tfw i'm neither gross or fucked up and have no porn collection, yet i can still weird people away from me

Let me tell you why this is narcissistic: the only person who you could actually be so completely vulnerable with and understood by is yourself. You want someone who is yourself. No one is just like you, and no one is going to understand you and accept you completely and entirely. No matter how much they might want to.

Also, if you were actually to find this, it would be infantalizing: there would be no risk of rejection to face, no expanding of oneself to understand another. It's basically the wish of a child, selfish and stagnant.

>deepest darkest secrets
There's no way anyone else but me can handle them.

I guarantee you wouldn't want to be with you if I told you everything. In fact it's part of the reason I dont pursue relationships anymore

there is literally nothing that could be on your devices that would be shocking to a changirl. you could have thousands of images of pizza and she'd be looking for the best one and laughing about it with her friends

Oh yeah?
What about this?
Original.

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You literally just made me cry.

another person who got influenced by the cell phone thread?

>Even his deepest darkest secrets no matter how fucked up or gross they might be
What if it turned out he had pictures of kids? Hard to believe you would be okay with everything. It's a nice fantasy though.

Never underestimate me or where I go here

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OP please reply I will give you the life you want. I'm literally perfect for you.

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I'm so sick of reading this dumb larp shit. Even if it's not a larp it might as well be. This is what I want more than anything and I'm convinced that it's not something that will happen in my life. I don't want to read some whiny bullshit you probably don't even really mean. I doubt you could handle the level of boundary dissolution I'm after. I don't like having to think "oh wow maybe there is someone in this world that can truly understand me" when even if it is true some circumstance will make it unrealistic to execute. It's an ideal. Subjectivity is the most lonely and most terrifying element of this reality. Truth is, there might as well only be you. Nobody can help you, only you can claw yourself out of your own hell.

I want to share my deepest cuckold fantasies with a fembot gf.

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show me your gore pls
org

the only thing i won't accept is not making an effort.

Nothing on r9k is a good idea

Yeah but a Jow Forums relationship is an incredibly bad one. Been there done that never again!

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i've still never had one. I lose interest after a month if there's no plans to meet in person.

I have IRL stuff to do, I don't wanna take time out of my IRL life to go message someone online, I wanna find someone who's going to be a part of my IRL life.

Yeah, keep it they way user.

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You'd like that wouldn't you.
You strange person, you.

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I doubt this. Only a broken person can truly understand another broken person.

I had someone like this. A shame she lived half way across the globe and we could only talk through skype :(

Go try it then faggot

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I will. I'll get the cutest fembot gf while you're all alone faggot

It sounds nice on paper with little consideration, but a degree of personal space is nice to have. Besides, what good is having a girlfriend if we don't encourage and support each other to become better individuals?

Why didn't you visit each other/move in together/etc?