43 Year Old Virgin - AMA

Go ahead and ask me anything, Ill answer what I can. Please be nice

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How?

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What went wrong? I'm a total sperg around yet even I managed to find a gf.

Why didn't you at least try hookers/escorts?

>being on this site past 30
ain't gonna be me

Have you acquired any insights on life that you would consider to be unique to someone in your positions?

Also, how did this effect your views of women in general? Do you blame them in any way? Or do you think your situation is a result of your personal failures?

Have you had chances to lose it but turned them down?

It might sound dumb, but pretty much never tried to talk to any girls. Or at least never managed to. Im about 460 pounds so its not like I had many interactions in the first place.

Ive been thinking about it, and theres not a ton Ive gained by being involuntarily abstinent. I suppose I would say that you should always work to better yourself, but more so than anything never grow content with your own existence. I used to hate women, but its hard to have 3.5 billion people youve never even spoken to. Cant blame them I guess.

No, never. I once had my cousin sit on my lap at a family reunion and I jizzed inside of my pants. I dont think she noticed.

Have you ever consider a hooker?

Is it of any comfort to you that I'm also a 43 year old virgin?

Which cope prevented your rope?

Do you use your wizard powers for good or bad?

Who keeps bringing you food? Seeing as you can't even get up from the sofa.

>No, never. I once had my cousin sit on my lap at a family reunion and I jizzed inside of my pants. I dont think she noticed.
H-how old was she?

>Im about 460 pounds so its not like I had many interactions in the first place.
> theres not a ton Ive gained by being involuntarily abstinent. I suppose I would say that you should always work to better yourself

with only these two lines i can 100% confirm that you are in fact /ourguy/ you know that hard work only increases the chances of success without guarantee and yet here you are a 43 year old 460 pound virgin

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>ain't gonna be me
Yeah it will be.

> I once had my cousin sit on my lap at a family reunion and I jizzed inside of my pant

guys are gross, good reminder to keep my distance from men

here.

As I'm also in OP's situation (though not as heavy) I'll also answer some of the questions:

>How?
A combination of high standards, paranoia, ineptitude and lack of money.

>Why didn't you at least try hookers/escorts?
Partly religious reasons, partly because it's love I'm looking for.

>Have you had chances to lose it but turned them down?
Yes. At the time I didn't recognise the chances as genuine.

>Do you use your wizard powers for good or bad?
No. Have you not kept up with the meme?
Wizarding powers only work on pinball machines.

>high standards
>ineptitude, lack of money

so basically refusal to date anyone in your own league or lower your standards at all as your standards failed to yield a single match year after year.

Why not go on Grindr and fuck a sissy bottom robot?

I'm 35 and been Jow Forums 06 your fucked user

>Not me, not ever. Ain't happening. Nope!
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But females never go for their own standards so why should we

Quads tell the the truth

I doubt husband "high standards" were that much higher than him really.

t. I'm in shape be only get fat girls

His* not husband

Let me guess. I'll bet you are fat and always have been. How close am I?

>Im about 460 pounds
Lol I guess that answers that.

you either lower your standards or they do. I guess the issue is whether you would rather hold your standards where they are and risk being single forever than improve your chances of finding someone. The other option is to improve yourself to a degree that women who match your standards find you within theirs.

but if you wanna complain about not being able to find someone while your standards are unrealistic, then you really only have yourself to blame.

What do you guise do in life?
What's your top10 anime?

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