My conversation with my dad minutes ago

My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>user we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make you normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting any better, if your going to be at home most of the time, you are might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there
>okay I will think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that

Looks like my family can't take it anymore, please help

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Enjoy the neet bux while you can.

go to bed Tao Lin

enjoy factory work and no vacations big man

Atleast they care about you, user
Most chinks can't say the same.

Basically if you want neet bux yes, it's good to find strategies to stay with your parents.

However, if you want a life then it's Guangzhou. You'll find more dating opportunities and your grandparents will help you with a job. As a White man, I dream to migrate to China or Japan, but it's impossible for me to get a visa as I don't have a degree. I would 100% jump on it. It's the most amazing opportunity.

If you want to eat some dog, I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China

And the festival spans about ten days
With 15,000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know, I'm just trying to be a bro
So, you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember, Maoming West
Now, you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks

But from there, it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough, you'll be eating some dog
Now, there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online, now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow, it's not too bad at all

Never mind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancellation fee
So, it's not a bad as I thought

When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab

But don't get ripped off
If you're white, they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not

But anyways, enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

Look at all these newfags

It's forbidden to eat dog in CHina. They do raise dogs for food but sell them to Vietnam.

a-am i getting baited? there cant be this many newfags here

I hope the same

I'd like someone to analyze the subtle changes that you've made to this post over time in order to keep it original

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A City In China threads always expose the new friends.

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Have fun not having access to 99% of the Internet.

Even I know this pasta.
>embarrassing
4channel was a mistake

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How can this be minutes ago when you've already posted this week's ago.

How is it that you are posting this side of the great fire wall?

Your dad is worried dick about you.
Go to him.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy and why this thread is so popular?

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What was wrong with you in the first place?

This is soooo old and crusty that mister crabs called

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>getting guanged

Time to buck up your ideas and become a real man, champ

I thought I was the only one recognizing pasta

Stop posting this shit pasta you fucking gook.