MBTI: INFJ Defense Force Version

Because you're a faggot that larps as prepubescent anime girls while pretending that you're a "good person" when you're most likely completely full of shit.

arent infj emotional soul sucking leeches?

Probably nothing because that's not a sensitive area for me. If you tickle me under my armpits, though, I'll laugh a lot and piss myself after about five minutes. Peeing myself is embarrassing, so do not tickle.

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You're just honestly shitty people.
You're really judgemental. You think you're so perceptive and have everything figured out, and you end up failing pathetically to understand others. You can't listen to anybody, you just want to push your understanding of them down their throat.
You're also manipulative as fuck. You want everyone to love each other and everything to be peaceful, but end up fucking things up and hurt everybody. You think you're such a good person but you're fucked in the head.
You're also not very moral people, you can't stick to any value. You'll say you're the next Gandhi but act like an asshole because you're too afraid of making unpopular decisions.
You're great on the paper but shit in practice.

Yes, they are.

t. INTP

>You'll say you're the next Gandhi
Didn't know they were into Civ games

So what about the INFJs among us that aren't judgmental, do listen to people, aren't manipulative, and don't act like assholes?
I do want everyone to love each other and for everything to be peaceful, though.

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anyone who gets lower than my introversion need to get out.

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INFJs are one of the least emotional types

INTP here; don't really give that much of a shit what kind of "type" or whatever else bullshit you guys align yourselves with.
As long as you don't piss me off, I'm fine with you.

the only infj i've known (i haven't known too many people) was a pretty good person who was overly hard on herself and unconsciously tried to force her values onto others. judging by that extremely small sample size i would say they are not that bad they are just not very self-aware

MB is stupid and no one should care (INFJ btw)

The problem with being an INFJ at least to me is that we are not as emotional as people make us out to be unless we are around other highly emotional people. Just because we are Feelers doesn't mean we are stupid and emotionally manipulative but I find that I have to use my Fe to communicate with people because when I don't people get offended at the very idea of me being cold and distant. I do have compassion for other people but I have trouble understanding my own feelings at times, I'm unsure of myself yet I can see the potential in others.

Also INTP are awesome, shame he feels that way.

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Hey, I remember you. I saved that picture because it's really erokawaii.

You guys are alright, but sometimes you guys get too over sensitive especially when someone holds a different view point to your own. Also a lot of people just have a hard time understanding you guys.
t. INFP

I wish everyone was dead but me. Not because I'd just like it more. God if you're reading this go ahead and make every human disappear for me please!
INTP btw.

you'd eventually die of hunger

Late but I'd be willing to type you user if you could just describe yourself a bit more.

There's a whole lot of free food everywhere.

You shouldn't tell people your weak-spot user, if I had my way I'd summon a creature to especially tickle you there like pic related.

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Why are INFJs such clout chasers?

I'm not that same INTP, but anyone who's FJ is basically scum. You don't get to have BOTH of the results that make you a self-centered piece of shit and still call yourself a human.

>Based ENTP

Why do i feel so empty and lonely?

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How are F types self-centered?
How are J types self-centered?

W-why would you make me want to pee myself?

Here's the tierlist, enjoy

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Motherfucker, you know this is the definitive tier list. Stop posting your shitty biased lists.

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For a good chuckle I suppose. Not only that but I want to hear you try to hold in your laughter and feel the tensing of your body then leading to reluctant bursts of adorable, high-pitched laughter and constant flailing in a desperate attempt to escape. I LOVE to find what makes people helpless and use it against them until they are a panting, trembling mess.

>INTJ
>INFJ
>in the same tier as INTP
delet

Got an interview for a entry level management position tomorrow.

I'm an INTJ-T, should I even bother?

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Yes. Intjs should be good at that kind of stuff, good luck user

>posting tomoko
gay ISTP (pure cancer)

ISTP here

I want to cuddle with an INFJ. You guys are so cute. You're like human teddybears

I and P makes you self centered. E and J makes you not self centered.

INTPs are one of the most self centered types

Honestly this. This is the best MBTI list

I really miss those times when this pic was made. That was when this board was still good.

REMINDER

All extraverted functions are Yang(masculine)
All introverted functions are Yin(feminine)

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That's high praise! What about us makes us teddy bear-like?

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INFJ here. Undeveloped INFJ is the shittest type possible.

Bullshit.

oRIgiNaLpOsT

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you must be one of those types with low Ti

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Thanks, I'll need it.

>tfw all your bosses have read your resume and personal letter by now

How many of you felt this feel

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>still no ISTP bf version
Why?

>Extrovert lacking introspection
Gee color me surprised xdxd

im a dumb INTP. i dont know why that is, id like to think that i value facts and logic over feelings but i dont know anything. i cant argue with anyone or have any firm believe for something or whatever you call it, i also cant really hate anyone, i cant know why someone is the way they are so i feel like i cant hold it against them when they hurt me or manipulate me. i just cant get myself to truly hate anyone, seems very non-INTP

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Me oof

Origanoliolipostioli

I might an insecure ISTP version once I'm off work in a couple hours.

>I could fix my car if I wanted to, but I don't feel like it and will take it to the repair shop and tell them exactly what's wrong with it and watch them as they're working on it because I want to watch how they do it and part of me doesn't trust other people working on my car

I might make* one.

cringe, stfu

Isn't Extroverted Feeling the most feminine type?

Man, what happened to the INFJ/INTP "Golden Pair?" They're supposed to get along like no other. Before I learned to let people get to know me I always knew that only an INTP could see straight through my facade and read me like an open book. They're rare to find irl. Probably cuz they're at home doing robot shit. Makes me sad I can't find them though because they truly are my favorite people.

I'm an INFJ and I don't know what all that shit is supposed to be about us being good people. When I was younger I was a manipulative psycho with zero regard for anyone's feelings. It took me longer than almost everyone I know to mature, even though my life was fuckin' rife with difficulties most people in my part of the world don't have to face. I'm much older now, and while I do enjoy figuring people out and getting to know them, I still hate most people. I was good friends with another INFJ growing up and she was/is about as fucked up as I am. Maybe we have the potential to be good people. We're not just good by default. No INFJ can claim to be good until they've been hurt enough to revert to no feels status and unleash their wrath upon others. Hitler was definitely an INFJ. I relate to him on many levels.

I have crippling social anxiety because I never learned to socialize so now I sit at home and do autistic shit. I have a hard time holding down a job because my hatred of others inevitably forces me to quit so I don't start throwing fists. I'm lucky to have two people in my life who I love dearly and honestly could do without everyone else. When I feel I've been wronged I let it consume me for literally decades afterward and act like a passive aggressive little bitch about it. I have uncontrollable emotions and take it out on people I care about. INFJs are shit tier. INTPs can see this and GEE maybe that's why they hate us cuz we're always trying to act like we're divine, happy little creatures when in reality we're evil psychos like daddy Hitler. BTFO INFJs.

>always knew that only an INTP could see straight through my facade and read me like an open book.
You're confusing ISTPs with INTP. INTPs are clueless autists, ISTPs are autists who secretly understand everyone

The INTP in question was hurt by an INFJ. So badly that he's come to hate all of them.

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Any MBTI type that starts with E or ends with FJ is shit-tier.

You can't prove me wrong.

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Im actually an ISTP

My little bro is actually a sensor in a family of intuitives. He doesn't talk to us much, but he talks a lot with his friends.

>t. gay ENTP

No you are actually smart. Smart people are full of doubt because they think and analyze so much that they can never come to a definitive conclusion. Dumb people dont really think at all and make snap judgements based on surface level information or even just how something made them feel. People who hate people are usually the latter because if you analyze peoples actions you'll see that in the overwhelming majority of cases people who do bad things do so because they are suffering themselves. Doesnt make it okay what they did, but it becomes hard to hate them because you realize they are only acting that way because someone hurt them in turn.

Damn this is/used to be literally me

I was checking out other MBTI bf/gf memes on Google, for research, and found an ISTP one... although, there's no big enough resolution for it. Oh well, I'll just make a new one.

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I'm a fucking retard... alright, I went to the source (Normiebook), and got a higher resolution. I think I can do better.

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Fucking bump. I'm halfway finished with this.

this is cringe as fuck, the only relatable thing is the ENTP/ISTP banter

Damn i really hate other ISTPs

What are you halfway finished with, user?

This. I could have made the font smaller and add some more shit, but I think this is good enough.

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AH, FUCK, I made a mistake!

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You should include in the part about the car that he will tell them exactly whats wrong and that he watches because he doesnt trust other people working on his car, that part is crucial.

Also, unrelated but any other ISTPs sometimes type out responses and then readjust it multiple times to end up deleting/changin half of the post and only keeping a small part of the original post?

Also, i have to add, in my case its usually that im afraid i will fuck things up, not just because i dont feel like it. I can know exactly whats wrong and how to fix it, but im afrais that if i try it myself i'll fuck it. Doesnt help that usually when i do try, i do end up fucking things up like half of the time.

Gotcha; I made the font smaller (from 15 to 12) and rearranged everything so other people can add to it.

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Meant to reply to , but I'll add yours.

Is that good? On the right.

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Every time I do this test I get ISTP but I'm pretty bad practically and not that interested in mechanics and shit
Think I might just be a mistyped INTP

What are you interested in then?

Nothing
I'm supposed to be doing a law degree but I haven't been in months and just sit in my room watching anime and wishing someone will come along and save me

Do you like law or did you take it for another reason?

>Also INTP are awesome
Are we? Why?
also please post with an anime girl image if you respond

accurate.
>tries his best to understand emotions; fails, mostly
inaccurate. ISTPs seem like close minded people in the outside but in reality, whenever they arent talking, they are analyzing your personality and why you do stupid shit

This.
Maybe i do like it, but it hasnt caught my interest as with other jobs like STEM.

Or maybe im just subconsciously trying to fish more money than what i actually want to do xd

That has nothing to do with emotions, but yes, we are good at figuring out everybody's personalities. I was referring to how we feel and how we're supposed to feel. Like, I'm not able to be sad whenever somebody dies - I just see it as part of life and I'm going to end up as dead as them one day.

>xd
You're not ISTP.

infjs should all go away to an island to be locked out of the public. you are too evil and manipulative. too dangerous!

>caring about smileys
You arent either

Whatever. I just hate seeing people use smileys and emoticons.

Yes, they sure are
t. INTP

Originally sure whatever :^)

again with "he was hurt by one so he hates them all i feel so bad for him because it must be so terrible what he did to him :(" shit. you're a retard.

you're objectively the most shit type and gathering a defense force to protect your own feelings doesn't actually do anything except make you feel better about yourself because you're probably so ridden with guilt about all the shitty things you've done to people you just want to be comforted in some way. you retards don't deal with thinking things well you just feel about everything and look at every single thing ever through an emotional lens. you're brainlets. leave thinking to the big boys and go play with your dolls to make you feel better about yourself so you dont have to face the fact you're an emotional leech and a psycho personality type.

Jesus can you shut up?

It was ok the first few times but now your whining is just getting old. Go pester another thread with your mental illness. Its not MBTIs fault nor anyone elses fault you are an emotionally stunted retard who thinks that every sign of kindness towards him is a declaration of love.

>inb4 hurr u r an ian ef jay so ur stoopid
No im not an INFJ and i dont even really like them, i think they're pretty annoying. But the fact that someone else is annoying doesnt change that fact that you are even more annoying.

Can confirm this to be true.
t. INTP

Fuck off with your prejudiced list