Robot found a gf 2 months ago and she's his first He's also her first
Robot can't believe he got a gf who's as beautiful as her. Does that mean that robot isn't completely lacking in terms of social capabilities/looks? Robot has no friends but can talk I guess
A stupid question that assumes that every robot grew up under the same circumstances, lived the same ammount of traumatism and tge same kind as well, reacted to it in the exact same way, coped with it in the exact same way and suffered the same mental damage. Each and everyone of us lived under different circumstances that turned us all into entirely different kind of people. Me, for example, I was abandoned by my parents and left to fend off for myself at a very young age. Then I had to endure physical and psychological abuse from my mom's boyfriend at the time years and be forced to see him beat her and his own kids in front of me. It profoundly traumatized me at a level it took me 20 years to realize. I have never been able to have a normal romantic or sex life because I am unable to express any of my affective and emotional needs. Dealing with me in a relationship requires patience that no woman has ever wanted to show me, leading me to being rejected very often. I am so emotionally unstable that I am prone to fits of uncontrollable rage that lead me to emotionally abuse even my friends if I am nit directing this abuse towards myself. On a chronic basis, I feel enraged, I feel guilt, I feel hopeless, I feel abandoned. Everyday I fear being abandoned by the true friends I have made in my life by sheer miracle because the older I get, the more mentally unstable I become so thanks for flaunting your success in our face you fucking scum.
Carson Smith
I was talking about myself in third person because yeah
>thanks for flaunting your success in our face you fucking scum im a total robot im telling you buddy, i just feel a connection to robotdom, and so i thought this was a pretty big success for me to getting out of robotdom, i think we should pat ourselves on our backs when we accomplish achievements? we should wish all robots to get out of their misery
Jason Ross
congrats, op. don't fuck it up.
Jeremiah Cooper
True and don't get me wrong, it is great that you found success. This is success I may never be able to find so cherish it greatly, but here is not the place to be flashing pics of your gf and expect people to be happy for you. If I gave myself to my envy and anger, all you would get is abuse from me, but so far this has been an ok day for me.
Just try to put yourself in other people's shoes who browse this board. There is a huge grey area in robotdom and you need to understand many here genuinely suffer from serious psychological and emotional trauma. Coming here to talk about your gf will only be seen as hedonistic bragging and will be perceived as an attack. In other words, don't seek validation from us, we're too busy with self-torture to genuinely care.
Ayden Harris
You're obviously not a fucking robot then. Stop posting her you absolute creep. At best all you're going to do is give real robots the impression they don't need to be shallow
Hudson Turner
how old are you guys? also how did you get up the nerve to ask her on a date or whatever?
Matthew Adams
Are you 100% sure robot is her first
Dominic Gomez
It's perfectly normal to not have a relationship before then, there's guys here who are in their 30s and 40s and khv. how clueless are you. Get some perspective.
Almost certainly underage
Julian Turner
>16-18 >robot
Nathan Clark
Reposting because you wanted your blatant underage admission gone.
>Rate robot's gf (mine) She looks heavenly pure. Don't deflower her yet, senpai. Admire her beauty for as long as it lasts.
Luke Foster
Why is robot referring to himself in the third person?
Anthony Green
I'm 18 guys I swear lol
Jose Jones
I feel like this was true up until 2014-15 but then angry virgins flooded here and now most of the true robots have all fled
Hudson Jackson
Mate, you are quite hypocritical. >Dealing with me in a relationship requires patience that no woman has ever wanted to show me, leading me to being rejected very often. In this sentence you show that women showed affection in you (or tried being with you), yet you fucked it up. That is more than a lot of other anons have experienced and many would call it a success or bragging. I know I'm straw picking but don't shoot people down just because they want to show others that they managed to achieve something. If OP went to talk about this on /soc/ and express his happiness he would be called looser because it's nothing compared to banging endless sluts on tinder in their mind. That's why he's here. I hope you will be able to post photo of your fiance here as well when time comes, before you leave forever. Heck, I hope I will too.
you're not a robot at 16 or even 18 because there's still time for you, as you have found congrats, you have a gf hope you have sex at least once before you break up now please leave this board, normie
Kevin Brown
That's not what I meant, this post was just a vent post and also rate post. Idk how this could happen to me, I was supposed to never ever have a girlfriend and achieve wizardry. And here I am. Not hand-holdless, not kissless anymore. Not teenage love-less anymore. It's amazing, it's overpowering, overwhelming, mindboggling and.. new. It's not at all what I expected and I'm still in a bit of a shock.
I feel like I hit jackpot and this girl will be the most beautiful girl i will ever get to have. I lost all interest in my waifus or all those r9k thots because they literally look much worse than her
Wyatt Watson
Ok bro gimme advice, I'm robot too, but have good looks. I see chicks sometimes smiling at me, however that might be just because I seem happy sometimes? Automatic reaction?
Like I walk past them and they smile, they wouldn't expect something, right?
Easton James
What a clueless fucking jerkoff
Ian Hernandez
>If OP went to talk about this on /soc/ and express his happiness he would be called looser I searched for OP's image. He posted on /soc/ yesterday, along with several pictures of himself.
Carson Gray
And it proves my point. With face like his, it's an achievement.
i dunno are you really that clueless or is this bait?
Grayson Sanchez
Bumping for this. Please, OP, I need some tender eyes like those plunging into mine. I need eyes like those giving me a stare telling me: "you may be an useless moron but at least you have a reason to live now." Please, OP, tell us how you met and courted her.
Julian Jenkins
He met her the normal way average looking teen Normies meet their first partner. But he believes he is good looking and thus has more confidence than the average robot. It doesn't apply to you. He is extremely ignorant.
Weird as fuck you're sharing her picture on Jow Forums. Have some respect for her at least