>have Christmas dinner with extended family in two hours
I fucking hate this time of year. God I am so fucking nervous. What do I tell them? I am sorry I am retarded. I am sorry that I am such a dumbass. I am sorry that I am a NEET. What the fuck do you want me to say? Leave me alone please. FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
Have Christmas dinner with extended family in two hours
Jaxon Bennett
Caleb Morris
It's not even Christmas you raging faggot you should be posting on Grindr instead of here
Tyler Carter
Tell them you want to come out of the closet and transition
Landon Lopez
They come early every year you dumb fuck.
Grayson Howard
Not my problem you stupid faggot fuck piece of shit
Isaac Edwards
just tell them youre a fucking loser and get it over with, you'll feel much better
Austin Cruz
The desperate attempt to appear edgy is top cringe, kid. Keep saying "faggot" though, and maybe they won't notice that you are 16 years old!
James Miller
What's there to say? They all know you are a loser lol
Jaxon Bell
>Christmas dinner
It's december 11th
Christopher Sullivan
just dont go. say you have plans and then go see a movie
Nicholas Cook
They come early. They have Christmas stuff in their home state when it is actually Christmas time.
Nicholas Gutierrez
I can see why you are a pathetic NEET its
Dec 11th and you and your degenerate family are having "Christmas dinner" lmao on Dec 11th damn
Gabriel Scott
>What do I tell them? I am sorry I am retarded. I am sorry that I am such a dumbass. I am sorry that I am a NEET
Are you actually sorry for all those things? Being inauthentic is much worse.
Asher Stewart
Just tell how much of a faggot you are in detail
Jason Morris
>eat all the food before dinner
>get constipated/stomach cramps
>they have no food
>you're stuck trying to take a shit
Profit
Henry Adams
Christmas dinner on the 11th? You want to have Thanksgiving tomorrow too?
Adrian Nelson
What's funny is your family hates you and even on Jow Forums you are getting shit on lol
Xavier Lee
at least he's trying his best
i think
Joshua Clark
It's not my immediate family. It's extended family that comes up early because they have shit on Christmas day. Fairly common.
Luis Collins
I mean I feel kind of bad how much shit he's getting, yea it's retarded to have christmas dinner on december 11th and OP should've been less hostile when this was brought up as it's a natural inquiry, but overall I think he's learned his lesson I hope some people ease up on him
Jayden Long
Not him but what is for dinner?
Asher Sullivan
Family doesn't hate me. That is the problem. They love me too fucking much, and I am too much of a faggot to completely cut ties. I just want to be left alone
Isaac Diaz
Literally just say you're working on improving yourself or some shit. Like say you've been educating yourself. Just lie it's not hard
Ethan Evans
aight just for you.
say this
>im off the educational grid, i'm improving at what i'm good at, and i'm looking for opportunities all the time.
online selfmade is honey for trad-thumpers who base their worldview on newpapers. they'll start
treating you normal (maybe) but be conscious that this is just them sensing a relative may get wealthy soon
and adjusting their behavior. eventually they'll be condescending again and ask you how it's going and really
start to dig but as you age please don't hesitate to fire back when pedestrian lifestyles try to stomp you out
Lucas Lewis
We are going to a restaurant I have never been too. Not sure honestly