"h-hey user, wanna go for drinks sometime?"

a 6 holy shit user, i give it a 4.5 with everything removed

Really depends on her character. I really not that attracted to her but she is plain looking at worse, I wouldn't call her ugly.

Eh, I'd take her but I don't really like going out for drinks.

>"h-hey user, wanna go for drinks sometime?"
Sure

>r9gay

I dunno, I guess I'm taking into account how most women in America are much fatter than her and put less effort into their appearance. Also, her eyes look cheerful.

>justifying yourself to people who would fuck men in dresses

> I would rather die

Unless she was bro tier and fun to hang around, but in that case I want hang out with more people than just her.

Girls like this like me because I'm INFP and have a beard and poetic eyes.

she doesn't look like a sjw type
she looks more like the type of girl who used to be an emo teen but is trying to still look alt but in a more current way

If you pay and then shoot me after then yes

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>"h-hey user, wanna go for drinks sometime?"
I don't drink or do drugs. I'm pretty boring.

No thanks, I'm into real men

yea sure mate lol

>tats
>face piercings
Noped.

She has pretty bright eyes.

Heh, sure thing.
>it's not like drinks implies a full on log term relationship or anything

>Nah, It's end of the year and I have too much work related stuff to take care of.
Because saying "I don't drink/go to bars" might give her a stupid idea that we could do other stuff like going to a movie.

This, but she looks kinda old?

Hey did you used to be a guy or something?

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N-nah sorry, I don't drink.

this completely originally

It's either the contours or lighting on her face.

>All of that shit goin on in her hair
>Black lipstick and not red
>Way too many tattoos
>Mom body
Not, i don't like liberal feminists.

>Yeah, that sounds good.
She doesn't look that bad to me, and with a few drinks I wouldn't care. I just want to feel wanted desu.

>get drinks
>both of you get drunk
>the cunt then starts hitting on you while drunk
>proceeds to falsely accuse you of rape the next day

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>haha sure
>think she's poking fun at me

yes thank God I'm lonely fuck let's go now!

If we're drinking protein shakes or magic mushroom tea then sure, if not you're hitting the road roastie

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no thanks sjw bitch, now let me serve u bitch lasagna

She looks like she makes crazy modern music or something.

"All the time- I mean, sure."

"Im actually afraid of clowns sorry!"

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Can't you drink a Coke or something you retard?

Drinking is overrated. The only real alcohol I like is Captain Morgan's cannon blast, but even then it's not anything amazing to me. Virgin daiquiris always been more enjoyable for me.

>I don't get enough human interaction, sure.

>your response?
let me orbit you.

Most definitely.

Its an original thought given the question.

I'm an ugly half asian.
I would say yes and offer loose leaf tea or some place that serves it and I'd try to be entertaining.
Oh sure I'd be rejected or ghosted.
Whatever.

i actually would, she looks like someone with potential personality, potentially good or bad

I don't drink, so I'd probably fuck up like that one time a qt asked me to smoke pot with her.

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She looks like she would be fun to play video games with, smoke weed, make art with and dump for a normal human being with a career after a while

no because she would want to go to some stupid hipster artsy place where it costs 12 dollars for a pint

>colored hair lol
Are all you zoomers role playing as 00 anons?
Literally everyone looks like a hipster today.

>Implying he doesnt have a superior muffin ass

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no unicorn thots allowed!

This is cingey as fuckfuck anone

Compliment her unique and colorful hair

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Depends, do you think my dick is cute?

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Fuck. Yes.
God pls be real

Why? Because I'm not getting enough estrogen with over-priced piss water? It takes so much for me to feel any effects that I don't bother with it. I'd much rather enjoy some sparkling cider or something.

anymore pictures of her? i need them for reasons

>ur drinkin estrogen fag
>ill just stick to sparkling cider

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Damn straight. Martinelli's is top-tier.

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This, I need to see some more angles to really make an opinion here.

Girls like this intimidate me because they make me feel so boring

I don't drink alcohol because I'm independent fundamental baptist, do you go to church anywhere?

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>pic related

So you're telling me... that these women colour their hair... to warn off predators? Seems like it works if it scares everyone here off.

>I'm kinda busy, but what about we go down to a bar right now?
Thing with girls like this is they are flakey as fuck and yet still complain about "tfw no bf", maybe if they learned to keep a fucking appointment instead of drawing in their comic books they would. It's not like she's a stacy who needs 1 hour to glue on her false eyelashes, contour her chin and basically paint La Gioconda on her face. So either we go out for drinks now or never.
>Aposemitism
That makes you sound like a rapist.

Her question implicates getting alcohol specifically.

I don't drink blood.

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Am I the only who'd take her out and fuck her? I'm 24 (not a virgin though but may as well be) and haven't had sex is almost 9 years, at this point I'd talk to any girl as long as she's not overweight and disfigured. I wouldn't date her though but have her as a fwb to fuck whenever I need sex.

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"Piss off you filthy sod, your hair looks like a packet of warmed up gummy bears and Skittles."

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>Sure, how about now?
Not realising she wants a date

I would, bet she's a freak in the sheets

She reminds me of my art teacher from elementary school. The resemblance is kinda scary.

I would say yes in a heartbeat. Really, as long as she's sweet, that's all I care about. My standards are literally just
- Love me
- Don't be comically obese
and that's it. Seeing as how I'm moderately fit, I don't think that's too much to ask for.

>tattoos
>piercings
>coloured hair
>le quirky hipster clothes
Sorry but I'm not interested

"Sure is friday okay?"

>tfw I tried hitting on a guy the other day
>spoke to him but he seemed weirded out
>friend dared me to go over there are just give him my phone number
>by the time I got back he was gone
>considered posting something on our school's Reddit page so I made an account and stared at the screen before deciding against it.

>these are "robot" standards
Volcel faggots.

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She would just break your heart like all the others

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Are you a shy and awkward girl? How do I know if a shy and awkward girl likes me?
>inb4 "they don't"

that picture is grim as fuck

>Coloured hair.

Trashy as fuck.

>Come back with normal hair and then we'll talk.
>Actually no, fuck that. I hate your tattoos. You've wasted your entire ability to look good, which sucks because in those clothes, with no tattoos and no retarded hair, you'd be an absolute QT.

Women, if you're doing this, stop.

From a guys perspective its not normal for a woman to approach a guy. They'll think you're up to something. Or you had to talk to him because you lost a bet or something. or you're trying to play some sort of trick on them.

>From an insecure guys perspective

You too...I mean, sure. How about now?

>shy
Not really. I'm actually pretty confident around strangers. It's being around people I know / like that I have a hard time with. I'm pretty chatty.

>awkward
Oh, God yes.

>how do I know
Well I thought this dude looked really cute so I tried to pretend I recognised him from class. I thought maybe if I prompted him into saying what classes he was studying I could segue into general conversation. That didn't really work and so I awkwardly started making jokes about identity fraud and doppleganger phenomenon.

It's metal af.

Fair enough, that's how I tend to view flirting except when 40 year old pajeets do it to me in the grocery store.

>stop having a permanent modification to your body
Maybe people should just do the things they like which feel the most authentic to them instead of trying to please anonymous people on the internet, because otherwise you're going to be attracting the sorts of people you're not naturally inclined to please.

Also while we're making demands I want all facial hair to be stopped immediately.

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You know what's ALMOST worse than traps?

Roasties that look like traps but aren't.

>insecure
ur mom was insecure on my dick last night buddy

"I would love nothing more, m'lady."

Honestly, these girls are my exact type. I am immensely attracted to girls who dress like this, but unfortunately, most of them are SJWs these days.

>she looks more like the type of girl who used to be an emo teen but is trying to still look alt but in a more current way
That's why I want her so bad.

No thanks, you dumb broad. I'm not thirsty.

It tastes like shit the fuck are you on about?

>crisp, no added sugar sparkling apple cider tastes like shit to you
What, then, could possibly taste good to you? Elaborate.

No thanks, I don't want to be accused of sexual assault if it doesn't go well.

I would punch her square in the jaw, then materialize a gun and go on a killing spree mainly after anything that moves, which include cryptids. Then, I would nuke the earth with 100,000 Tsar Bombs. Did I mention that I knew it would be a dream, because such an event could only exist in the non-material world?

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The feels in the last sentence

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