Be me

>Be me
>Be Spaniard
>Unironically love my country
>Want to serve in the military
>Get looked down at because of it
>Be slightly rejected by everyone else because of it

So how is your life, user?

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Full of bliss ever since I stopped giving a fuck about anything.

Why would it be looked down upon? It's kind of honorable to have the will to do shit for your country

Because in Spain it doesn't work like that. Everyone chooses to believe that our country it's a complete shit hole, and our military it's corrupt, when it's not.

It's all because of the dictator we had some years back.

Ah, i see. Well, good luck regardless: Things are not going stellar in France either:
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That & the constant struggle to get a train: 3/4 of them are getting cancelled, and you've got to planify everything.

what the fuck is this shitshow

I feel ya brother, follow your dreams and start the modern reconquista

>be me
>Be New Zealander
>Unironically want to kill myself
>Want to serve in the military
>Get rejected because of my eyesight

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That reminds me of the thing that happened in Catalunia last year.

Did you want to kill yourself before or after the rejection.

Also, it sucks. I don't know what I would do if I got rejected as well.

kek'd at this.
i joined infantry successfully because I want to die in a firefight.

>fascist dictator ruins the country
>depressed that the citizens aren’t as blindly nationalistic as you
A Las Barricadas, cabron. The republic will rise once again.

You are definitely one of my guys. I look forward to being a marine, and from that I hope to eventually join the our equivalent of the Green Berets

>i cleaned up my room and clothes
>going back to studying
>have a girl to go out with
>have racial complex and social anxiety
>my mom kinda hates me

>be me
>be filipino
>be half japanese
>can only understand elementary-level 日本語
>not fluent on any language
fast forward to now
>not born to adapt to hot places
>its currently forty fucking degrees celcius

I pooped and it felt good.

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I've wanted to kill myself since I was 12 but im too much of a pussy to do it so I was hoping I could just get brained by some sandnigger after killing some of them myself

will the burger army take me?

This.

You must be the saddest New Zealander I've ever met.

Got lazy after a knee injury and stopped working out

pretty much everyone Ive met is just as depressed as me
I dont know what it is, something about living in New Zealand just makes you want to fucking die
Its mainly the younger people though which is why we are world leaders in teen suicide rates

How tough are work conditions in NZ?
Been wanting to kill myself as well, but i'm just a big pussy: It would just take a jump off a bridge, but even that scares me

Am I the only one who is not depressed?

Yes
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they are pretty aids right now tbqhwhu senpai
im getting my bachelors degree but will probably end up working a min wage job until im like 50 which is the norm over here
either that or working some shitty manual labour job but "lol its way better because we make like twice minimum wage!" which is still fuck all


unironically yes
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just join our military they let in any prick with an itchy trigger finger, also Aussie citizenship and cheap housing.

Or join the French foreign legion, you don't even need citizenship.

>want to be a soldier for the feminist dictatorship

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Kiwis can freely join the Australian army. The Foreign Legion is also a good choice too, but the Australian army offers free housing while serving and after serving a 1% mortgage rate and reduced taxes for the rest of your life.

Our military is shit and the only good division is the BRIPAC who almost is doing "(("something"))" in Afghanistan, our Suboffs. and Officials are getting 1500€/month for doing literally nothing besides signing a bunch of papers 5 times per month. Our ground troops are in bad shape and they can't stand not even 10 Km, the admission to Guardia Civil and level ascending from trooper to suboff. is corrupt as fuck because is by ((finger)). Our military is horseass.
>t. reservist for 1 year and 6 months

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I was looking in to the french foreign legion
I could learn to speak frog but my vision is still fucked so they would reject me :^(

You obviusly know nothing about what you are talking about. Fuck you. Take your ignorance somewhere else, you sheep.

>Be me
>Be American
>Unironically love my country
>Want to serve in the military
>Get constantly praised because of it
>Be liked by everyone because of it

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Dude, I lived in the US the past 3 years of my life and I witnessed it all the time. You have no idea how much I envy you cunts.

Fine :3

>cook island
Fucking finally. You cunts never post.

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Spaniards are fucking weird. Some look Nordic, others look Arabs.

I fucking Spaniards! The fact that they border us makes me paranoid of an invasion.

Fucking hate*

Yeah, in Sweden they all look like Arabs, much more consistent

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which country is this?

It says he's from Gibraltar.

fucks going on here? The London riots weren't even that bad

>not being an american who gets their dick sucked for joining the military and having every song of a genre be about you

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RARE

I didn't even hear about this on the news today.