Why did you start coming to Jow Forums?

lots of people come here and I know we tell them they need to leave and Jow Forums is not for them and we can't get rid of them.
what is it about this place that they actually like? it's not that great. why would someone say they fit in here when they don't

I started lurking in Jow Forums since I was in high school close to 9 years ago. I went to uni for 2 years and adopted the normie life. Shit hit the senpai and I fell from grace. Now I am a failed normie living his best years talking to you faggots. Thanks for being my friend all you beautiful retards.

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I was here when it was actually comfy and people had good stories and green text. I feel it's too serious nowadays

it's definitely not more serious these days

Posted all over the place my first year or two here. Then I saw and wondered what r9k could be possibly about. Now here I am.

can anyone be a robot if they're committed to posting here no matter what reactions they get?

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It is everyone is miserable and wants to an hero

I've been here since the day the board opened in February 2008. In the latter half of 2007 and early 2008, /b/ had become unusable due to the high amount of traffic brought in by the hackers on steroids new report and project chanology. The initial hope for Jow Forums and its algorithm was that it would restore the 2005-06 feeling that /b/ had, where you could have good threads up for multiple days at a time and find funny discussions and stories. It succeeded for about 2 years, but it eventually turned into nothing but a camwhore board in 2010. It's been complete shit since but I keep coming back because I remember the golden years and I'm also a 29 y/o KV

Jow Forums is comfy not miserable

>taking the rules seriously
You came back because other chan sites have no traffic. Don't lie (to yourself).

'cause all the other boards are filled with shitty threads and porn

Original Quads of truth checked sir

I don't think mods should ban porn but I wish robots would care enough about the board to ignore stupid porn threads

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Shit man. After all that time you may as well actually fuck a trap.

I wish I could remember.
Guessing it was out of boredom, never agreed with the proverb idleness is the mother of all vices but now it has manifested in human form and is bitchslapping me

I came here as my best friend is a transgender in the LGBTQ+ community and I felt it was my obligation to understand and empathize with homosexual individuals. With the amount of trap threads, I knew this was one of the most homosexual friendly places on the internet.

>robot cock measurement kit.jpg

There are fun threads here sometimes and I'm often bored anyway, so I lurk around.

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Jow Forums doesn't drag people down. if this board affected your life at all it was to show you that you want to accomplish different things than you had originally planned

When you lurk you don't feel like you have to tell robots how to fix their shit. It's more relaxing.

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I don't really have much advice for a lot of the problems I see here anyway, so I don't usually reply to those kinds of threads.

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Honestly, it was because I was a virgin when I started browsing Wizardchan, lost my virignity, and then was promptly banned from the IRC channel, didn't feel like continuing to browse the site after that and this was during its peak.
But you're right, the reason I'm here today and not anywhere else is because all the alternatives are slow and boring.

>open r9k
>see some random ass thread
>go back to b
>come back months later after gf dumped me
>find out it's actually a pretty nice place

Came here in 2014 to post about my autistic imaginary story that was really cringeworthy. r9k inspired me to do a lot more with it, unfortunately I fucking ruined it killing off the main character then bringing him back to life. He was my alter ego and it made me confront that I am not the same person anymore and a lot of other shit. I post here because the autistic shit and womanhate and general self destructive attitude here is comfy to me because I hate myself in the most narcissistic way possible.

Not him but I lurk wizchan sometimes and post sometimes and if I ever lost my virginity I would post there admitting it immediately so I could be banned. I actually had a chance to fuck a fat chick and was in her house in her bed and I didn't want to cause she was fat but also bevause I realized I couldn't post on wizchan with a clear conscience anymore and I want to be a wizard since it's the only way in which I'm not average so I left saying I had to get up early for work.

how were you able to maintain the woman hate these past 2 years when know there's a small chance any one of the (you)s sent to you could have coming from one of them?
doesn't it ruin the comfy feel?

in all your years of lurking and posting there have you ever seen one thread that was uplifting for your life?
they just ban all that

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I don't really hate women much I just kinda care less and less as I grow older. I'm becoming more dead inside overall.

>have you ever seen one thread that was uplifting for your life?
Yeah. Didn't make me feel any better. Uplifting bullshit and platitudes don't help. Nothing helps. Just leave me to stew in my misery. I'm not gonna take it our on anyone else and fuck the ppl who do.

damn. I hope it gets better user.

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It reminds me that I'm not the only depraved delusional asshole on the planet.
unless I am, but if you guys really were just government-mandated AI programmed to be relatable to me and keep my sanity in-check you'd tell me, right?

i was one of the faggots that came for the memes and slowly plunged into degeneracy as i kept coming back

Started off in pol and decided to come here one day. Been hooked ever since.

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You can lurk and laugh at the dumb robots but when you post you risk having your guaranteed good feelings shattered by a real reply.

it's too bad so few people say they like Jow Forums for the conversations when we learn new stuff. the catalog is full of repetitive threads but I come to see robots draw and try strange things

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Oh, that is a degu. Such a cute little animal.

First came here in 2015 when the rare pepe market was at its peak. Stayed because I liked the misery and autism; it makes me feel a little better about myself.

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been here off and on since it was created
I just enjoy misogyny and whining