Can you guys give me some tinder bio examples. I literally don't know what to say mainly bc i view bios as cheesy af
Can you guys give me some tinder bio examples. I literally don't know what to say mainly bc i view bios as cheesy af
say what you like to do and if you dont have any hobbies outside of jerking off and looking at your computer then I suggest getting some hobbies. It will make you seem like a much better person.
For example:
>play instrument
>work on car
>go hiking
You don't even really need a bio, lmao. Especially if you're attractive.
''hi i'm user and i like minions'
'just trying to meet your dog and your mom'
'i like funny girls and smart girls, but not funny smart girls'
'guitar and hobbies are life'
'looking for the pam to my jim'
'if you don't like puns swipe left'
just think of something funny
mine is "Quickest way to my heart? A knife probably."
Mine says 'proud cat dad'.
just make it
>xd
thats good
'want to see my brain? use a chainsaw'
EMOTIONAL DISHONESTY
Here's mine
Had plenty of girls comment on it positively
"I like long walks on the beach until the LSD wears off and I realize I've been dragging a stolen mannequin for 30 minutes
World champion in foot massages"
I'm too much of a loser to even try and be funny and witty, mine is blank, I let the pictures do the talking. I've only had 2 successful matches
cringe as fuck holy
foot fetish groossss
Idk man write something cocky like
>sex drugs rocknroll, speed weed birthcontrol
>lifes a bitch till we die, so fuck this world let's get high
I wonder what would happen if you changed it to 'clit massages'? Do women like having their clits rubbed with a finger? Being edged and allowed to cum?
Wtf nigger that's some dope lyrics
fucking footfags lmao kys
Still get at least 3 matches a day and at least two dates a week because not enough time
You can try your "oh use hobbies" bullshit but that just puts you in the generic reserve pile
>im a submissive footfag and i wanna touch girls feet xD
kys
>bragging about two dates a week
lmfao, I've had 6 dates last week with half of them being hookups.
>submissive
You don't know shit my mang, you just adapt and this shit gets easy, if your still talking on tinder after 10 messages you might as well go to a new girl because you won't go nowhere
Hard to do 6 dates when I spend 8h in college college, 5 at work and 2 in the gym everyday
2 is the max my schedule allows
Chads get the FUCK out. it isn't your bios they're impressed with, or your small dicks, just the deceitful lure that is the visage.
6 dates dude here, far from a chad.
I post my profile constantly because you guys just don't seem to get you don't have to be the stereotypical good looking dude to get matches. Just appear like you have a life.
Fuck I remember going to American during summer and the girls there are super easy compared to our own, especially on tinder. Though the girls really dig the Russian accent
>6'0'', Dog haver, Rock climbing, Afraid of heights, Still using hotmail
Keep it short and witty (witty to a normie). Three dates planned this weekend, wish me luck anons
legit this, apparently iam chad now.
post pictures of you doing you're interests
keep bio short and sweet
>all three of these dudes are over 6ft
>all of them list their height within the first three characters of the sentence
loooooooooooooool
Just don't be short if you want to get pussy user...
you have to use what you have dipshit