What high paying career do most not know

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I got paid to hang out in a sour gas plant and do first aid if required, and the rest (all) of the time, I was to pick up a phone and call Central if there was a fire in my sector. Those were my duties.
A fire in my sector would have instantly obliterated me and most of the rest of the staff. The rest to die shortly after.
I think my position got filled by an inanimate object. I'm not sure, I was making 94k a year but got offered a substantial bonus to basically do the same thing but with a stretch of pipeline.

So instead of sleeping in my office and playing gameboy, I slept in my truck and played game gear.

She has a fake ass

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What was the job title? And field?

>you die instantly if things fuck up
Nice job

tank/fire watch , differs, sometimes a subset of security, sometimes not, petro sector obv.
probably still lots of decent positions for various patches since regulations require it for some shit in most nations.

Yeah but that went for everybody else too, but they had to actually do things, and their drug tests were probably real.

Technical writing. I got a job cranking out documentation for software and user guides, started at $80k at a moderately successful small business. I still work there, and I wound up getting a title bump and just hit $110K. It's been two years.

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How do you get into the field?

Whats "high paying" in this case?

Air traffic control.

this, but im all for privatization I don't care how much shit AOPA sends me

What can i do for work if I got arrsted with 30lbs of weed 3 yrs ago and i also got charged with interfering with a police officer last month..? Can i still make it?

I'm finishing up my English degree with a focus on technical writing. I'm unsure where entry level positions are, everything I can find seems to want years of experience.

Garbage man

diesel mechanic

30 fucking pounds of weed? you work for a gang or some shit

Nah im in California. I have a job though and i live alone but it's shit pay.

>I was to call if there was a fire in my sector
>A fire in my sector would have instantly obliterated me

You could try selling weed

Pizza shop owner/CP dealer.

I work for God and is paid in eternal life. I also get to destroy the wicked.

Please tell me you didn't get pulled over for speeding or with a broken brake light with that in the car user.

firm handshake

you sound like you won't make it, but not because of the record.

he got caught so he is obviously shit at it

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Emptying septic tanks. You hook a hose up to the tank and then go sit in your car and play vidya/watch a show. 25 dollars an hour.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

She's a coalburner.

Scrap metal recycling. I work as a pipefitter, so I'm around a lot of junk copper. Last year I made 43k off scrap alone. Just don't report it on your taxes...

Chef at Wendys, you need a 10" cock tho

can you do this job without getting a single whiff of shit?

Honestly perfect advice. Thank you.

In the beginning when you're slow you'll get a whiff, but after you get good at it you can plug the hose in quickly and then just sit in your car. Really though, smelling shit for a minute is more than worth it.

Regulations. Phht. Tax payer dollars paying some faggot 96k (more now) to do nothing. Classic government.

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Mining Engineering

not too shabby then, I'm pretty good at sitting

>want years of experience
Better start writing. Maybe you can find some creative way to market yourself. Here are a couple ideas.

You could take some product's crummy manual, improve it, and send it in with your resume.

You could search the web for some product that is driving people crazy, write a manual for it that would solve their problems, and then try to sell it to the product's manufacturer. If they won't buy it, you can publish it on a website and shows ads.

I'm sure there must be companies that could use interns. For example, in IT there are tons of companies that could benefit from better internal documentation, but documenting things takes time, and therefore money. Perhaps you could convince them to let you do them the favor of producing free documentation.

t. james"rothschild"alefantis

I do freelance web development. Living in an area where it is a huge industry. Huge firms take the government contracts that pay out the ass, I live off the crumbs. They happen to be huge crumbs.

I set up an LLC, made my website look like a big, respectable firm, and operate under that. I'm the only employee, so far.

Pays ridiculous amounts, this month I took five contracts for simple business pages at 4-6k each, plus finished one big contract at 25k.

If it takes me two days to finish a project, I'll tell them it will take like 4 weeks. Lets me do everything on my own time when I want. I take somewhere from 33-50% upfront and the rest on completion.

Made around 80k so far this year. My next plan is to hire devs and salespeople as contractors to do the work for me, so I can sit on my ass and get paid. Looking to get into app development soon as well.

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Your smart at this.

I'm in design thinking/business model innovation/strategic design what should I do to get attention?

Forgot to mention, another thing is hosting and maintenance. I'll charge businesses monthly for serving their website and providing support, something like 75-200 depending on the scale of the site. I can stack multiple small sites on the same AWS instance, costs me pennies on the dollar to host, and I get paid ~100 per month for each site I've already done. I've done around 60 sites so far, I could pay all my bills and then some on the monthly income alone.

If you want to make it, you've got to outjew the jew.

Shhhhh
>Pharmicist

>area
like mean california/NYC?

how do you find clients?


what language? are you full stack or just HTML/JS?

DC area.

I've had a few come to me based on recommendations from previous clients, but at the beginning, I basically cold called businesses in the area, and lowballed just to build a portfolio. After that, cold calling became much easier.

Nowadays, I get about half of my sites from friends. I offer them around 5-10% of a contract if they can bring it to me, so they do most of the sales work.

I am full stack, and I do just about everything. I've been doing a lot of work in React lately, and mostly the clients I take don't care what backend it's built on, so I've used that to help me learn new frameworks while I'm building. 3 years ago I barely knew how to make a website, haha

good on ya, m8.

it sounds like alot of work doing the full stack, especially if you include graphics and web design into the package.

its awesome that you are motivated in learning and succeeding in building a business from scratch.

meme specialist for chuck todd

Podiatry

Often times businesses will already have graphics to use, and design comes pretty naturally. Plus with bootstrap and rapid templating, I can basically copy an older site I did, change the text and graphics, and ship it out. It's a fucking steal honestly.

But yeah, full stack is a lot of work, especially with really complex systems. Pays a lot more but it's a lot more work, I'll generally spend around 100-300 hours on a site that needs complex backend services, and around 10-30 on one that doesn't. But the kicker is, places that need that complex of a site generally have way more money to throw around. I've taken 5 sites I'd consider "full stack", and charged around 30k for each of them.

What’s the worst part of your job

Is this what you’ve always done or did you enter the market another way at first?

I'm a pro Trump shill. I make about 75k/yr plus overtime when a big operation like Kanye is happening. So, maybe 100k. There are options to relocate to Eastern Europe as well. Pretty good gig. Also staff rates at all his hotels.

wealth inheritor, the best and easiest career we are dumb enough to actually let people have. It also goes by """job creator"""

That is a good approach to developing the systems.
Do you mostly do e-commerce/enterprise systems?
Do you go for government contracts, big companies, or small businesses local to the area?

Sweet.

Honestly I love my job, but the most tedious part is testing, I have to test every site on every browser because some of them (looking at you, IE) handle things very poorly.

I'm only 23, dropped out of college after sophomore year to study web design and get my business started. A friend got me a job at a firm not unlike mine, doing basic maintenance on sites. Browsing Jow Forums woke me up to the fact that my work is worth much more when 90% of my net worth to the company isn't going to the (((boss))). Didn't want to be a wagecuck my whole life, so I became my own boss.

lots of e-commerce, few enterprise systems. Most people just want a page to display basic info about their business, and it's crazy how much they pay for it. Never taken government contracts, and no company I'd consider "big", however I have worked for a few startups basically coding their whole product. I'm not stupid though, took equity in all of them. Mostly small and local businesses though. I've found a bunch of clients just browsing Google Maps, lmao

it also goes by (((them)))

How do You bill clients exactly?

Thanks for doing the shit we engineers abhor

They sign the contract, when it's done I send an invoice for the amount to them along with my bank details. Usually wire transfer but some places have requested to use checks.

One time I had a guy decide not to pay me, after his site was already live and transferred to my servers. So after three weeks I removed his site and put up "the owner of this site has refused to pay his web developer, so the site is offline. We apologize for the inconvenience". Threatened to sue me but gave in within a day.

Do you still cold call places? Anyone give you shit about the price ever? How do you filter out companies or clients not within your demo willing to pay so much?

I don't think so, but she's making herself look much thinner angling her waist like that

did you hire a lawyer to do the contract or use some sort of basic template found online?

> transferred to my servers.
do you setup DNS for each site for the client?

since you host on your amazon cloud account, do you charge the client extra for excess bandwidth (if exceeded)?

welding

Local politics is usually underestimated. If you find an office that you can run with little opposition you can have a small salary for almost nothing.

Plus you can do stuff on the side while not doing things for your office and sometimes you can take bribes and be corrupt.

Go be a roughneck and work on a rig in North Dakota or somewhere.

I went for a job interview doing technical writing, writing manuals for the military. They gave me an exercise to do. I never wanted to leave an interview so fast. Mind-numbing work. So repetitive and dull.

I have friends who do it and they're being replaced by Indians all the time, so they have to train the Indians, whose English is appalling, and travel back and forth all the time, which is no picnic.
I wonder how the companies can't hire decent English speakers for $40K and save some $.

like county/township level?

whats a decent meme office?

For the new charge do whatever it takes to get it knocked down to a misdemeanor or infraction, assuming you did it.

Yeah, a few. Respond to ads on craigslist and other places as well.

Most places try to haggle the price, so I always overshoot if I think they're going to try to really jew me. Quote them 8k and settle at 5, when I never planned to go above 5 in the first place.

Some places really can't pay all at once, so I'll just have them pay me a grand a month for a few months, and people seem to fall for that.

I did not, honestly I used legalzoom lmao. I spent a few weeks reading up on contracts and business law (trying to find out how people were going to zuckerberg me out), and I've made a few modifications to my contracts since, or when I need to modify the terms of payment.

For DNS I use Namecheap because I fucking despise GoDaddy. I usually have them transfer DNS if they aren't tech savvy or are just a small business, or if they mind I'll just have them point their DNS to my servers.

Not really how AWS works, there's no overage charges. Anyway, most of them pay me 50-100 a month for hosting, so it doesn't matter.

Haven't you ever seen those little trucks? You can smell them a block away. Gross.

Underwater welders.

>push crack/heron/meth to poojets/chongs/white collar in upscale hoods (Silicon Valley/NYC)
>upscale hood property goes down
>buy up the hoods
>????????
>profit

this

>I is

underwater welding

How do you find your clients? Or how do they find you?

What will you do if you run out of clients? Do you bill hourly or per project? Thanks for info btw

read his previous posts. its cold calling and networking

Do you have to go to their businesses and take a lot of meetings and make presentations?

roblox game developer. i'm not kidding. if you make a top earning game, you're a millionaire. even if you make one that only gets a few hundred concurrent players, you'll be passively getting thousands of dollars a month. the bar is set really low, too, due to limitations of the engine.
>t. just made $7000 last month off of one shitty, mildly popular game that i haven't updated in a year

Idk man I've flown into airports that are privatized vs faa controlled and the private atc is worrying.

>local tower this is cessna 172
>....
>local tower? Um cessna 172 9 mi se at 3500
>....
>local tower, cessna 172
>[crash], [inaudible noises]
>local tower?
>THIS IS LOCAL TOWER DIVERT YOUR HDG AND CALL WHEN ON FINAL

mfw

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usually required when selling dragon dildos of various configurations

mentioned it here Outsourcing my entire sales pipeline was probably my smartest business move. I'm only 23, so most are college friends who do it in their free time for extra cash.

Well I probably won't run out lol.

Per project, always per project, I cannot stress this enough. If you start breaking things down per hour, they'll work out your hourly rate, or you'll have to straight up lie. I like to avoid telling people I'm a one man team. Just quote a price and stick to it.

And you're welcome user, always happy to help people around here.

I tend to try to avoid personal meetings, not because I'm socially awkward, I just really can't be arsed. Most of the time we will meet over video conference or over the phone.

Are you role playing or for real? Also, you said you dropped out of college but somehow got educated on full stack web, what did you use to educate yourself?
I'm looking on getting into ethical hacking certifications or getting a degree in Computer Information Systems. I had a similar thought to do what you've already done awhile back. Not sure if my degree will allow me to do what you're doing free lance wise. It sounds like you've got a pretty fun job. Good on you bro. What would you rate the difficulty of acquiring the skills you have? I might decide to follow your steps except get a degree in web design. Any pointers, tips?
Just don't want to be a wagecuck forever and I want to be able to make adventures like you are lmao

I want to believe you because govt contracters are hacks and your business model sounds realistic but you come across like a larper from r/financial_independence who claims to make $10k a month selling t shirts on Amazon using Google analytics

full disclosure a lot of time I'll just make up a random price lol

For real. I taught myself mostly, played around with things, read documentation, read tutorials, watched some indian dude on YouTube talk for an hour and a half. Anything you can find, really. It doesn't hurt that I'm a very quick study though.

I'll be honest with you, unless you're a fucking genius, there isn't big money in ethical hacking. Most of the money is from exploit bounties which are very hard to find, way way over my head. Most of the time you'll end up doing shit

Well my business model sounds way more sound than t shirts on Amazon, lol.

Can't really post anything as "proof" because, well I am a web developer, I know how to inspect element

>trump shill
>100k

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Bartending-while-Female pays a shit ton more than a teaching job with a Masters degree.

#WageThighGap

What was your job title? How many hours did you actually have to work and how many hours could you just sit in your car? What was the worst part of the job?

Yeah, I was looking at that or being a Security Analyst or related fields. I am not genius tier, but I do think I am above average a fair margin. It took you 3 years to master web design? Have you mastered it, or do you only offer certain services?

If you're not an autist you can easily make 6 figures in sales. Find an entry level B2B sales position. You'll start around $35-40k salary + commission. Learn your industry, be personable, work hard, and after 3-5 years you can move up the ladder and start earning good money. Once you've developed sales skills and a proven track record you're marketable to almost any industry and can find what suits you best. Might be relationship-based in an industry to loyal customers, might be big ticket items (cars, boats, medical hardware, ERP software), might be as a territory manager. If you aren't making $70k after 5 years and $100k after 10 years in sales you fucked up.

I am currently studying to become a game developer.
What is the best way to get started with roblox dev?

Thanks for the tip btw

>Can't really post anything as "proof"
You don't have to prove anything to me we're all technically shit posters here. I'm just weary of larpers. I hope you're business is more successful in the future.

What did you originally go to college for?

Think I've mastered it desu. But, this is tech, there's always new stuff to learn.

Just basic IT. Didn't have a focus and dropped out before I did. Was thinking of cybersecurity though, then realized I didn't have the knack for it.

The guys who get the job done get paid better than the guys who lose 100% of the time.

>cybersecurity
That was going to be my next question. My cousin is getting into that same situation. I encourage him to get to being a network admin because most places those positions make $$$. But I'm concerned because he's not book smart and starting late in the game.

How much better/different is web design? You obviously like it more than college

What would you recommend a 20-year-old with almost no job experience but basically zero social anxiety do as far as sales that would be easy to get into and actually lead to legit money down the line?

That's honestly a meme. I've worked city office jobs and I've helped get friends elected to minor county and city offices. The pay is poverty-tier and the opportunities for any kind of lucrative illegal behavior are slim to none unless you go ballsy enough to get a good chance of being caught and jailed. There is a good reason most of the local podunk officials are just real dumb or independently wealthy guys/gals with a desire for a little more prestige.

That being said, anything to do with commerce or treasury is a giant raft of corruption of your city or county is growing a good bit and it pays to work close to those people as they can throw you all kinds of investment advice and connections.

This is so true. Sales is where the money is, and if you're good, you have job security and you can come and go as you please. But many corporate sales jobs require a bachelors, and many also start out draw vs commission, or all commission. Don't take all-commission until you have a pipeline going; you can make better money that way (they'll give you a bigger percentage) but before that you are just volunteering. Look for a company and product you can believe in. Don't do consumer sales, it must be B2B.
Even if you have no degree, you can always find "a" sales job, not necessarily fortune 500. In the beginning you won't know what you're doing, so just keep showing up.
My first job was appointment setting for a co that sold telephone systems. I knocked on doors and asked for the person in charge of the phone system. Do they like it, thinking of replacing it? Well how often does that happen? Not often, so you get a lot of no's. But most are nice about it; you just move on. This is cold-calling, outside sales.
I don't know how it can be done today with buildings all secure.