Anybody else unironically wish they had lived in the Wild West?

Anybody else unironically wish they had lived in the Wild West?
>virtually no law
>get to fuck prostitutes
>rob people instead of working
>fight indians
>gold rush
>if somebody gives you shit, just take out a gun and end them

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And die of TB

you can do the same in the middle east, no one stopping you

Even better, pirate's era
>sail in oversized party boats
>fire cannons
>chill on islands
>sailor songs
>buried treasure

you watch too many movies, kid. it wasnt anything like that

Given the fact that youre posting here youd problably end up dead even before getting outta your moms womb

Yeah, you'd know. I'm sure you were there.

>Stricter law in towns than is common even today.
(Look up firearms in Tombstone. Legal to have them in town now, not then)
>Prostitute is syphilitic
Sidenote: You can fuck a prostitute now. Be a brave little boy and do it illegally or go somewhere where it is legal.
>There was less crime in the 'Wild West' then in the cities of the East Coast in this period and outlaws lived short lives followed by lynchings.
>The Indians will probably win. Unless you're in the Army. Then you just sit around being bored then occasionally bunker up and take pot shots.
>Most people in the gold rush went broke.
>Yeah, and just like today if you get caught you'll be lynched.

I don't know all of that old timey stuff is fucking gay. We live in best society. They did not have high speed streaming video. You would be retarded if you wanted to live a hard life instead of the /comfy/ life you live now. Are you ISTP faggot?

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So its basically the same as the modern USA but without indians

No it looks too hot.

>if somebody gives you shit, just take out a gun and end them
Ha, it was those dishonourable wild niggers like you that won the fight, but got stabbed to death in an alley the next day. Sounds like you want to give into your degenerate base instincts and to have power.

This. RIght? Fuck.

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So, Florida then.

I think along to same lines when I'm miserable but it'd probably be pretty uncomfy. Every day I'd be looking over my shoulder making sure some gang isn't about to blow me to kingdom come or that my family aren't gonna be taken and raped by Indians or god knows what else. I will say however that it does retain some charm in that it was a simpler time and you could just go fuck it and live the life of a rogue since it's basically every man for himself out there. Nowadays there's this facade that others give a damn about you and your life when really if we were honest with ourselves we'd see how we aren't all that united at all and it's still everyone for themselves

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the wild west wasn't that wild
that's just statist propaganda

>die by the age of 20 due to lack or vitamin C or lead poisoning
Living the dream.

I bet skin cancer was around too

>wet all the time
>as well as dirty
It does sound fun though.
>all kinds of dress and wear
>swordsmanship at its finest

>virtually no law
There was law. They just didn't had modern technology so it was harder to track you down. Also in certain parts citizens were allowed to hang you if you dared to steal horses.
>get to fuck prostitutes
And get several illnesses from those because no one used condoms
>rob people instead of working
And get tracked down and shit, if you didn't got shot while leaving the bank
>fight indians
And get murdered by the entire clan
>gold rush
Where people killed each other out of jealousy
>if somebody gives you shit, just take out a gun and end them
And then you get hunted down by the law and you must proof that it was justified.

>Also in certain parts citizens were allowed to hang you if you dared to steal horses
As it should be.