Alright, Jow Forums, help me with my suicide list.
>Suicide note
>Rope which can hold about 1,200 kg
>Hangman knot
>Bowline knot to tie the rope to something secure
What I need to sort out is where and when I'm finally going to do it. Also, what knots would you recommend for the hanging method, because I read that the hangman knot isn't the best method for it.
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>dont write a note keep em guessing
>they have ropes at lowes
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I live in Australia, so I was thinking about grabbing rope from Bunnings. I probably need to practice tying the noose until I get it right too.
Gas yourself with a nitrogen tank instead
Godamnit Don't do it mate
Why not? I just want it to be over.
I've been thinking about roping myself lately to. I blame it on you motherfuckers though. I was a normal 'happy' person before I found Jow Forums all those years ago.
Try a death-by-cop if aussie cops have hand guns
they dont lol
Hey dude i don't know anything about you or your life but you will die later anyway so why speed it up? Don't do it unless you are 100% sure that there is nothing left for you to gain in life and also know that many people why commit suicide have extreme regret the last few seconds and this was the case with me however i luckily survived my attempt with some minor damages. Just know that there may be some fun times coming up that you might miss if you kill yourself now. Just wait and die later because why not?
Have you tried moving to an entirely new place? leave the old behind and try changing some shit up before killing yourself. You never know if things get better,,,,
Good luck, mate. I'll be with you soon. I'm getting out of here too.
As much as I don't want this robot to kill himself, that doesn't work. I moved over 2,000 miles away for that exact purpose. What you're running from isn't a place, it's in your head and your heart and follows you. It might actually make it worse.
OP, do you have any family? Friends? Younger and older siblings? I know it's kind of a guilt trip to bring that up to keep you here, but committing suicide really messes up the people who are, or were close to you.
how the fuck would people know if enough people regretted it in the last few seconds for you to be able to make that statement?. Like how did they tally up if they regret it or not?.
And before you say they asked the ones that survived. If they failed the suicide they did it for attention
what are your problems that you are running from. Loneliness and no gf arent real problems fyi. You can always get a hobby and enjoy other things.
>for my shelly bodyweight I need to hang from light 10ft
I guess it'll be the woods and some random fuck who finds me.
skelly bodyweight* like 10ft
I can't even spell right i'm such a fuckwit
Come on if you are going to hell for suicide, why not go with some credit. I would say shooting up some place you dislike
>>Rope which can hold about
>1,200 kg
Man, you're one fat piece of shit.
can't you just go away? seriously you underage fucking retards are ruining this goddamn board even more, fuck OFF
At least you have balls Op. Do whatever you want and yes you are right this gay earth is shit.
Maybe it's better out there who knows?
Real bros. People like you boys is why i keep coming to this garbage website.
GO OUT IN STYLE
TRAUMATISE NORMIES
>Rope which can hold about 1,200 kg
Would be safer just getting a crane you fucking hippo.
>durr suicide is cool!! Totally epic!!
Kys
Fucking hell mate, hangman's knot is easy as shit to tie. I was gonna tell you not to do it but now you have to kill yourself for being such a fucking failure.
>they did it for attention
>starts a thread
Not only you're a useless fucking cunt you're also a fucking hypocrite. Die already fucking mongoloid.
>1200kg
Are you a vehicle?
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Read a book and stop being a bitch after your done read another, then another... this gives me a reason not to end it all there are way too much in this world to end it already
> if youre anywhere near half of 1200kg yeah fucking end it you fat fuck
Try some drugs before you go.
Sorry things didn't work out, friend.
Hopefully you'll find the peace life wouldn't grant you.
So glad you made this thread OP, I was gonna make a similar one myself
Godspeed lad.
I hope the best for you and your mind. May you be free in another world and or the void. Bless you user
don't go op!
please stay
think about all the street puppies and doggos you won't be able to pet!
think of all the sunsets!
think about all the sunrises!
all of the smiles!
oh, op, it gets better
stay, hold on for a little longer
i believe in you
Tried hangmans knots and slipknots before but it didnt really tighten easily. There's probably the right kind of rope to use
You gonna stream it?
You have to grease the rope.