Good morning honey, did you enjoy last night as much as i did?

I actually wanted to say "woops honey, sorry that i pooped in the bed" but that wasn't an original comment, believe it or not.

Iv experienced this loads.. also with young asian girls who looked like models.

Guess what, it isnt fulfilling just like all your greener grass scenarios.

That is why i suffer more than robots, because iv actually lived life and am still depressed so i have no hope to escape suffering. Consider yourself lucky you can still fantasise about this childish shit. Most of you legit just need to get on the right drugs (uppers, confidence boosters) and hit up tinder.. but in reality you should never do that, else you will realise your dreams are illusory and unfulfilling and then what will you do? Jim Careys speech about becoming a superstar and still being miserable comes to mind...

Even this you're a fucking normalfag I agree. It doesn't matter what people like us do. Once you've removed the veil there's no going back. Welcome to nihilism boys, enjoy your stay

desu senpai i aint normalfag, but can turn on an arrogance/confidence switch at times to get laid. and yes, been severely "depressed" (realise the banality of life to such an extent you can never again forget) for last 10 years and it just drags on. i dont wish to get better anymore, i dont take my meds, i fester and rot - getting a headstart on death so i can die alive.

>implying that you can't just get a girlfriend and be in a normal healthy relationship

go outside faggot

>actually replying to incelbait
lmao

Actually think like that happened to me on a regular basis for the 3 first years of the only relationship I ever was into. Not everyday, but after a date night or an event where everything went perfect.
So maybe you're just in a sad relationship ?

do u know where we are

>Asian
>model tier

lmao

Try sleeping in the fetal position, it's great for tricking yourself

What is a gf with big tits like?

wonderful to snuggle.

I did. It's not worth it in grand scheme of things. Nice tiddies though.

>because iv actually lived life and am still depressed so i have no hope to escape suffering.
This this this.

>tfw you will never ever experience this.
God fucking damn it. It hurts as fuck

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Girls are fine with not wearing a bra in bed but many will want to wear panties.

I did though. She said it was the best sex she ever had. Then I dumped her because she was a whore.

>I thought that people on the aut1sm spectrum were too smart for their own good
no, that's not at all true. real autists are mute retards.

High functioning autists and low functioning autists are both autists

I'd rather wake up to the walls of a small comfy room with just enough space for my bed and a desk

woops honey, sorry that l pooped in the bed

no worries, i'll clean it up. with my mouth haha

>implying the first thing you do when you wake up isnt fuck again then shower together
LMAO at this virgin

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sad but true
>You have been muted for 2 seconds

I've experienced this, but we weren't in a relationship and she didn't call me honey. Was nice to wake up to to a hug though

>showering together
fucking disgusting and impractical, never works outside of fantasies.

It does just fine, you just need larger shower and you two can't be fatasses. I had best sexual experience in my life in shower.

Ah yes, the old No True Autistic fallacy

Look away lil homie

>Most of you legit just need to get on the right drugs (uppers, confidence boosters) and hit up tinder

Which drugs? please help, I'm above average looking but have extremely low confidence and am beta as fuck.