Please Help

I need to know how to extract and preserve sperm from a male dog. I want to get my wife pregnant so we can finally start a proper family together like we always wanted, which unfortunately isn't something I am capable of providing on my own, despite my best efforts. It's clear what's needed, however, the idea of her mating with another male just doesn't sit right with me at all, so I would like to inseminate her artificially.

I do have a doner in mind, my sister's border collie who I will be babysitting this weekend, He has not been neutered yet to my knowledge. He has very good genes, very intelligent just like my wife; very good breeding stock, I can expect strong, healthy offspring from him. The only complication might be that this dog is very young, he is only a few months old and not yet fully grown. I was wondering if perhaps he might not be mature enough to produce fertile sperm? I don't know.

I need your suggestions.

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dumb furcuck

Not a furfag, I just have no patience for 3DPD.

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blow someone, keep the cum and spit it in ur wife

Do doggos like being sucked? I'm not really sure how their penises work, or how they're stimulated.

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Dumb zoophile

Not that I'd suck dogcock, of course, but I could at least simulate the effect.

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>Not that I'd suck dogcock
Don't lie - you're Canadian of course you would.

I really fucking hope you are just shitposting m8

But doggo pre-cum is sooo bitter!

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Or so I've been told.

Not at all. Me and my Missus have been sexually active for some while now, and it's time we took the natural next step in our relationship, it's long overdue, in fact.

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So you're holding off having a kid because of a few seconds of bitterness? Wow, pathetic.

user, there are easier ways, or at least I should think so, it's kinda why I made this thread. Useless, unhelpful bunch of niggers you are.

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So you're inept AND pathetic. Dumb anime zoophile.

Alright, I think I've had about enough of you. Go be rude somewhere else, I hope you step on a harpoon snail one day.

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Go suck a dog's dick

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I don't know where you got the impression that am some kind of faggot.

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Go suck my dick.
please.

I got it from your posts, especially this one Now are you going to stop being a pussy and do it?

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>fucks female dog
>gay
You people, I swear. Anons, I can assure that I am not a homosexual, I only wish to extract the sperm out of necessity, and I would like to did it as non-intrusively as possible.

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Use your hands then. I mean there's only so many ways you can extract it.
I thought since you were a raging homosexual you'd prefer mouth.

Is it safe to use my hands though? I understand their penises are extremely sensitive to any kind of abrasion when engorged, even with lubrication.

I'll ignore that last little quip because it's apparent to me that you are not someone who is interested in being reasoned with.

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Why the fuck would you jerk off a dog? Just don't have kids you sick fuck.

Why the fuck would you not jerk off a dog? Just have kids you sick fuck.

Well it sounds like you're the expert here. There's always your mouth if hands are too rough.

user, I am having kids, that's why I'm doing all of this in the first place. Keep up.

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