Hey, uh, user right?
Hey, uh, user right?
Eli Thompson
Xavier Barnes
>Y-y-y---y-y-y--y--y---y-y-y-y-y-y---y--y-y--y--yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y--e-e-e--e-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s........
Zachary Davis
>Hey, uh, user right?
No sorry
Jason Wilson
Yeah, um... that's a pretty necklace... did your boyfriend give it to you? Um, an ex-boyfriend, I mean, haha, I'm not saying you're the type who would cheat, you seem nice, or at least, you kind of do based on the, um, 30 seconds we've known each other, hehe. It's a pretty necklace, not that I'd really know because I'm not gay or anything. Oh, I'm not homophobic though, sorry if you have any gay friends or relatives or anything, haha...
Hunter Gray
my name isn't user you dumb fucking whore
Jaxon Morales
>yeah what's up?
Stop pretending to be more autistic than you are
She is extremely pretty though, beautiful eyes
Nicholas Cook
user, she already left
Jaxson Morgan
That's the problem with you robots, when you talk about girls you think about 8+/10 girls, girls bellow 8 (that you would have chance) are invisible to you
Jose Mitchell
Stop giving me anything resembling hope. Fucking asshole.
Camden Green
Good one like she'd be able to remember me and know my name
Austin Brown
>What?
Why do I am rude with people I don't know, that is probably one of the reasons why I am alone now, I had some opportunities but I managed to fuck them up
Eli Peterson
You lose nothing if you have a 0% chance with 0/10s and 10/10s
Brody Moore
I've been in this position before, I literally just maintain my chronic resting bitch face until I got so uncomfortable I moved. Normally I just put my head down against the window looking out until my ride is over and I'll stay like that for no matter how long the train ride is.
Hunter Phillips
>Don't notices because I am listening to music and look at trees outside
Brayden Brooks
>Hey user, want to go invade england this weekend?
Jaxson Long
Why are you wearing a dog collar?
Julian Rogers
Hey, I know this girl! She's that russian girl that's been on a couple of korean shows. She has a small youtube channel too, where she does ukelele song covers.
Blake Sanders
>invading England
REE NORMANS GET OFF MY BOARD
Matthew Turner
DISGUSTING!!!! RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
how is this shit not fucking original?
Caleb Clark
>You pronounced it wrong
Jordan Jenkins
>acts as normal as possible even though incredibly tense and uncomfortable
>inadvertently gives off heavy vibes of disinterest despite an intense longing
>it results to nothing and we go our separate ways
>severe depression and regret ensues
Connor Richardson
that explains the choker
Josiah Ramirez
"Heh, you wish"
>get back on my scooter and ride into the sun
Nicholas Roberts
>Yes thats me haha. And what is your name, beautiful?
Thats how you get laid
Eli Perry
How are you soo good at this? It's like I heard myself.
Bentley Fisher
Kek. this ones the most autismo answer you can give
Grayson Clark
Yehwut
Caleb Garcia
>y-yeah. You too.
>Bye!
Adam Gray
> And what is your name, beautiful?
I cringed at this.
Gavin Campbell
>not an asian girl
sorry, you got the wrong guy. Now beat it roastie.
Aiden Gutierrez
>"Wut? Are you my mail order? You sure didn't come wrapped that's for sure. It'll do... It'll do...."
Nathaniel Diaz
sir you dont know us. why u dont go with your "perfect life" on somewhere else
Elijah Clark
>im the same guy from this commect im autistic i though the guy i replied was talking shit about us, sorry
Jeremiah Kelly
Yeah it is,
Sorry, just let me close all my hentai tabs
Ryan Myers
lol straight men are pathetic holy fuck
Hudson Perry
Says the fag boy who probably wants to be dressed up as a girl while degraded and abused by a pack of niggers
Austin Lopez
> pull out bowl of hard-boiled eggs that I carry with me at all times for exactly this situation
The one and only.
John Harris
Hehe this made me do the haha
Jaxson Lee
>I carry with me at all times for exactly this situation
Based and redpilled.
Aaron Ward
read my fucking mind
Ethan Brooks
yeah, what is it?
Jaxon Evans
Hehe uh yo how's it go? Nice uhhh weather, yeah, nice weather we are having no? Uhh yeah
Henry Allen
well she's clearly interested so
>"Yeah that's me!"
>"what's up?"
>She talks to me for a bit
>I ask her "Hey, wanna go grab a cup of coffee and lunch later?"
>"I'd like that user"
first date badda bing, badda boom.
Jace Reed
When I talk about girls I'm including them all. I'm too shy to have a face to face conversation with a female.
Ryder Cox
This is pretty much how it works, unless you're autistic. The other possibility is:
>So, wanna grab a coffee or lunch or something later?
>Oh, no thank you/Sorry, not interested/Sorry, I already have a boyfriend.
>Alright then.
Simple as fuck. Dunno why some guys get so offended being turned down.
Jonathan Hughes
Cucked origanomali
Aaron Cooper
>h-how did you know i browse Jow Forums?