HHHHHHHHhhhhhh I really want to fucking peg a guy but I haven't found anyone who wants to let me

I don't know if I am cute but I am rather smoll

You will find a near infinite amount of boys like this on discord, and hell, probably on this board too.

c-can u hmu then?

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>u can call me mommy if u swallow my squirt :)
Bitch you can pee in my fuckin' mouth if you want

Fuck off normalfaggot
I would have added you on discord but snapchat who do you think I am I have standards and these include no normalfags

Won't lie I'd be down for that.

Fine, but I don't wanna post my discord so you can post yours

hhhhhhhh do you want me to tho :)

hell yeah love a good roleplay thread

>hhhhhhhh do you want me to tho :)
Y-yeah, yeah I do.

Tell your country first so we can see if it is unnecessary to add each other

I like pegging porn but didn't enjoy getting pegged. It just felt like I was taking a huge, hard shit.

I dont know why, but ive always wanted a woman to grind herself on my like that.

i'd be eager to try with a qt girl but im like a giant bear (strong fat not just fat fat) and so i think women only like me to feel smol

It's like throwing bread crumbs at pigeons :/

>or they're like 30
30yos got money

Naughty girly

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ITT
youtube.com/watch?v=HfiJgfZH730

Do girls like you actually exist?

I like smol younger looking boys
30 yos are old and gross :/

girls are pervs dude, there's so many women-only gfd discords

When's OP dropping the discord so I can be dominated?

Every girl i ever met is only into getting manhandled and pounded out preferably by Chad. They're hardly into that sissy shit.

put in your tinder profile that if a relationship were to proceed, pegging is non-negotiable

fish_launcher#1703

>gf has a kink
>agree to let her peg me
>choose a dildo, not too big as I'm a virgin
>she puts it on
>makes me suck it and role play as her sub
>pretty hot
>lie face down with my back arched
>feel her spread my cheeks apart
>she pushed the tip in
>no bueno
>feels like she's tearing my asshole
>break character and tell her to use more lube
>says jokingly she's going to cream pie me
>puts like a gallon of lube my ass
>her dick goes in easy this time
>she asks me if I like that
>I don't
>it feels weird, like I'm taking big wet shit
>she's just pushing it inside me as deep as it will go
>encourage her by faking some moans
>she sort awkwardly wiggles her hips
>don't feel anything it's just uncomfortable and weird
>tell her to swing her hips and fuck me
>she tries but the dildo just slips out and I shit out most of the lube onto the bed
>she runs to get a towel
>I just sit there awkwardly with my ass in the air
>she cleans up my asshole and asks if I want to try again
>I don't
We never did pegging again

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I like pegging porn too but dont think it would work irl. Girls are weak af you could easily overpower them so for them to be dominant is just kinda cheesy

you gotta persevere

>indians love poo so much that they have buckets of seed to attract hoards of pigeons to shit allover everything

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This is obviously a dude roleplaying, dont be fooled idiots

tip: your 'relaxed' state is tensing your asshole. You have to push like you are trying to take a shit. That is how you relax your butthole and make anal not hurt.

dude I do weightlifting and wrestling, and since I'm into smaller guys almost none of them can overpower me. I love pinning them down and see them wiggle around and try to escape :)

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plz peg me

Get in line fag

go on fetlife, you'll get 100 matches
or just put in a dating profile (be subtle and say you like being in charge and then bring it up later as you know them a little better)

I would love to find a girl to peg me but I don't know how to bring it up on profiles.

Where you from? If you live nearby I'll let you make me squirm.

>I would love to find a girl to peg me but I don't know how to bring it up on profiles.
Just say that you want to get gay with a girl.

I'd like to see you try orgifnndly

I'm average looking at best, I don't even try with online dating.

If I don't find a girl to peg and love me before I'm 30 I should kill myself aswell.

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How small is small? Because I'm 5' 8" and I feel pretty tiny most of the time

so would fetlife be a good place to find a girl to peg me?

the problem with fetlife is that it's more of a bdsm facebook than a hookup site

See my gf right now is kind of into this but i'd still never do it because the thought of anyone finding out would ruin me, i'll just indulge in the online fantasy part of it

>HHHHHHHHhhhhhh I really want to fucking peg a guy but I haven't found anyone who wants to l-

*POP* *POP* *POP* EVERYONE GET DOWN

FIRE IN THE HOLE *TING* *TOSS*

*KABOOM*

this is beta 1 to command tango down i repeat tango down.

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he's damn good at it you have to give him credit

Kelly is that you?
I just wanted you to use lube, Jesus.

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>shit stains on the bed
>romantic
this is why the divorce rate is so high

I want my prostate massaged by a tall gf

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damn, too bad im ugly

God I really wish that were me

based Krekkov

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SUPPRESSIVE FIRE ON THOSE TARGETS, WOJAK, APU CALL FOR A FIRE MISSION NOW. user WATCH OUR FLANK SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES DON'T LET UP, ROBOTS

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>APU CALL FOR A FIRE MISSION NOW.

hlow, cn i hve large peperoni pizza an-yes han tossed an i wan i wan also boneless wings, uh hoddest wit mtn dew an-

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*TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU* WHOOOOO, 7 DOWN, SARGE I AM IN THE ZONE! HAHA- OH SHIT THEY'RE FLINGING THEIRDILDOWS, AH SHIT!!

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My gf is into this. Should I let her OP? I don't really mind either way. Plus I fucked her in the ass already with my dick so.

*PEOW* whoo, he nearly got you, sarge- APU WHERES THAT FUCKING FIRE MISSION!?

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I'ND DRYING SARG BUD DA PIZZA MAN TAKING LONG TIM

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>be me
>be bi
This sounds t o l e r a b l e
>probs not cute though
Uwu

*P-T-T-T-T-T-T* *panting* another one down

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There moving on our flank boys, TURN AND BURN!!!!!!!
>Sgt Pepe's patrol had the enemy turning tail and running.
> Moral was high but the normalfags were leading the feels squad into an ambush.
>from the left flank it came
>the sound of loose buttholes
>the team had no cover
>no choice
>The feels squad did a left face and marched towards their own death unloading hell
>it all or nothing
>the machine gunner smiling as he got to fire this heavy piece shit for once but also gritting his teeth as the barrel turned red and burned his hand to the bone
>multiple explosions go off at once as anyone with a m203 is firing that first before emptying their 30rnd mags with trigger fingers like lightning
>it's a everything must go final stand for the boys

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>it inside me as deep as it will go
>>encourage her by faking some moans
>>she sort awkwardly wiggles her hips
>>don't feel anything it's just uncomfortable and weird
>>tell her to swing her hips and fuck me
>>she tries but the dildo just slips out and I shit out most of the lube onto the bed
>>she runs to get a towel
>>I just sit there awkwardly with my ass in the air
thread saved

Do you live in Adelaide???

(5'9 blonde hair blue eyes)

You sound batshit crazy. Like violent outbursts and false rape claims kinda crazy.

*PUNCH* *your eye pops out of your socket* WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS

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>I know its degenerate but so are y'all
no sweetie, go kys thanks

Is getting ur porstate smashed increase the chance of prostate cancer?

serious question.

top kek lolklkoklk

*crawls over to you sheepishly* "I realise my degeneracy, I must die for my actions"
*the shock of being blind in one eye starts to set in* *Start to cry*

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It supposedly reduces it actually, but you know how gay scientists are these days so it might be a lie.

*get executed*

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NOOO. THAT WAN'T AN ORDER SON! I WAS SUPPOSED TO ENGAGE IN AN EPIC MONOLOGE ON HOW HE CAN BE BETTER THAN THIS WHYYY

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It would be the hottest thing in the world to get my hair pulled while a grill pegs me and insults me for being a pathetic sissy boi

Almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard

>Sgt Pepe opens his eyes
*sounds of radio chatter*
>Sgt sees the enemy
>they are not dead, they are obliterated
>all the surrounding fauna red, you know what it is because you smell the iron in the air mixed with gunpowder
>his first instinct is to check his team
*groans of pain*
>Pepe sees the MG holding his hand in pain
>lucky
>pvt joker is bleeding from shrapenal wounds to the face
>he's squinting one eye but it's still there
>the medic is unscathed tending to the wounded
*radio goes off agian*
>but we four are the only ones still
Here
>medic confirms the rest are dead.
>Sgt Pepe laugh as he checks himself and discovers his foot is gone
>He remembers his great grandfather would hunt with him even though his leg was blown off above the knee.
>that man took on a pack of wolves during one of their hunts two
"I'll be alright"
>he assures himself
>he grabs his rifle and limps to the dead radio man
Apu: " the pizza is here guys, hury up"
> Sgt responds with a grin
"Send a med evac apu, we don't need that fire support now. Save us a slice."

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>mfw i don't have a gf to fuck me like this

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My ex was into pegging but I refused to let her do it with me. I sorta wonder if she'll buttfuck the next guy she's with.

You remind me of the last girl I was with OP, we never got around to acting out her pegging scenario unfortunately

Come to Odessa Texas and be my pegging femdom GF. I make 120k at Halliburton and can pay the rent while you stay home jilling off to pegging

If you move to Odessa Texas you can slap and whip my penis too

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if you live in vegas you can peg me if you let me call you mommy

ask a gay boi

>be me
>male
>not bi but aroused by penis (call me bi curious maybe)
>want to be pegged
>gf wants to peg me
>nice

we are out there OP

Put the guns down. What's wrong with pegging? It's hot.

Rrrreeeeeeeee, fuck off OP.

I want this, and I thought I had it, but then she stopped talking to me ;_;

95% of girls will leave you if you have beta fetishes

>ask girl to do butt stuff with you
>take picture on the toilet before your shit is even flushed
That's one way to go about the dating game

Why though?? Having fetishes sucks ;_;

Because taking something up your ass (more specifically a penis shaped dildo) is beyond pathetic and shows you're submissive. That's not attractive

I thought women were the ones who wanted to be more equal and independent and shit.

There's a massive difference between economic and social equality and sexual equality. There's also a very big gap between switching traditional gender roles in the bed room and literally taking a fake penis in your ass. When most women say oh i'd like to be more dominant in the bedroom they mean handcuffing you and giving you a strip tease blowjob or something to that effect, they don't mean they want you to be bending over taking a dick from them. That really takes it to way to far of an extreme and for a good reason, you have to be royally fucked to think pegging is similar to other fetishes and isn't completely insane.

LG.SP-Kptn Grax#2212
hi

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user#5914

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