Describe your ideal gf to me, Jow Forums

describe your ideal gf to me, Jow Forums.

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>she likes me
>laughs with me
>doesnt care about my status as a person
>likes similar music
>has at least some similar interests

my ideal gf would be my sister

like your literal sister or are you just attracted to the idea of it? if it's the former, could you describe her?

>enjoys drinking
>is faithful
>virgin
Drunk faithful waifu is best waifu. Too bad it's impossible

besides the faithful part these seem kind of shallow.

>Exists
>Loves me
>Doesn't dump me the second I show weakness and/or vulnerability
I know, I know: it's an unrealistic male power fantasy.

Was gonna say the same thing.

We have high aspirations don't we.

>cute (to me)
>faithful
>has similar interests / is willing to learn about my interests
>good person worth protecting
>supportive, even when i'm having a hard time
>loves me

I'm too lazy to fill in more, I only did that much because I was bored desu

my actual sister.
>the most beautiful girl on the planet
>kind
>caring
>touchy feely
>easily embarrassed
>loves her big brother
>clingy
we're actually in a relationship so my ideal gf is my sister, and I couldn't be happier

>genuinely kind
>intelligent
>funny
>we like each other

how old are you two? origami origami

I'm 22 and she's just about to be 15.

I'll get doxxed so hard if I post by anyone who knows me, and I'm sure I know more than a few people who come here but haven't admitted it irl, but I want to post so bad...

>short
>petite
>has a passionate interest in something and autistically spends massive amount of time on it every day
>uncomfortable in most social situations i.e. bars, concerts
>doesn't talk that much but when she does, it's meaningful and her words have gravity
>likes long walks and drives with no destination in mind
>provides profound insight in common situations and looks at things from multiple perspectives
>goes out of her way to meet with me and hang out with me
>recognizes both suffering and delight are experiences best shared with someone else rather than alone

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ok i know this is bait but please stop molesting your sister

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>*FBI knocks on the door
>*FBI agent at the door stares at user, who is an FBI sting operations baiter
>"Well done"

No molesting going on here, and it's legal where we live.

Doesn't matter what I say since the girls I end up falling for are usually a little different from each other, I don't have a real preference for a girl who is into what I'm into when it comes to most things, I don't really care about race, I like both bitchy girls and nice girls, height doesn't matter, I could go either way when it comes to drug use as long as it's responsible, really just want to love and be loved.
One thing I will say is that when a girl loves her dog it makes my heart swoon, I don't know what this says about me, maybe I see it as motherly in the sense that shed be good to our children or maybe I see it as her willingness to love an animal, like me. Every girl in the last 5 years I've had a serious thing for has had a dog.
I don't like greentexting anymore so no one will read this.