This is where you will work/are working at

>I'm making $47/hr and have less than two eyars experience. Not bad for just having an associates degree.
What unspeakable work do you do that you're paid so much for so little training?

Not the medial guy, but there is a lot of padding like hazard pay and other stuff that's tacked on to avoid lawsuit if they get hurt and stuff

My dream is to work at Little Caesars. Just eating the best chain pizza there is and wonderful crazy bread all day. I'd feel like I was making a difference in peoples lives and giving them some happiness, ya know?

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Registered nurse. It's pretty sweet. I get to wipe poopies every day and sometimes people try to punch me. It's not well known but you can get away with a lot as a nurse. Even bullying the doctors to some degree. Also we are the ones who get to choose what size of implement to put in someone's body, and with stuff like shots we even get to choose which site we inject. If someone is an ass you can tie them down, tell doc you had to restrain them, then try and place a couple 16ga IVs.
>wups the vein keeps rolling
>wups I accidentally discontinued your dilaudid IV
>how does a tylenol suppository sound? That one is still on the MAR
>sorry you shit yourself again due to being tied down, I got some cold washrags lets have a bedbath now

The feeling of power is exhilerating. When you like someone you can be their angel and savior. They don't feel pain, will hardly remember the experience. Heated blankets, pain meds, can even pull strings and get them free prescriptions or at least discounts through the pharmacy and social worker. If they are an ass you can make their time a living hell. Finally the world is seeing a little bit of justice, even if it's just the particular unit you work that night. Nurses are all in one big pack too. If someone is an ass to you they will have your back and next shift will tell the doctor your patient is a seeker so no more meds for rest of stay, and they will keep up being cold/mean to whoever wronged you. Also it's like 90% women so very easy for a guy to navigate the social side of nursing world. I feel like a rockstar every time I have to restrain a combative patient for another nurse, or get bloodwork drawn when last three nurses couldn't get anything. I somehow both love and hate my job.

>only a few will understand

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Well you sound like a legitimate psychopath. That's kind of terrifying.

Yoooo that's Sahara and Nellis lmao

There's this hot ass blonde girl working at that little Caesars btw. I went to get one of the pizzas earlier and she's like 8/10 in the face really skinny and petite.

You sound and type like a typical sociopath, which isn't surprising since you're a fucking nurse.

Fuck all nurses and doctors.I hated working alongside you shitheads.

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Nurses are usually very kind and gentle souls. Just don't be mean to us. We are used to being pushed around all the time and can put up with a lot. Just a tip but don't come up in our house and try to mistreat us where we have all the power. In the real world you get away with it all the time. If you come asking for help while being mean to me in my own domain you will only get what you deserve. It's called karma.

If you worked alongside us but weren't one of us what were you? EVS, CNA? LMAO. Those are *BENEATH* us, not alongside us.

>Nurses are usually very kind and gentle souls
Pic related.
You're all fucking psychos/sociopaths attracted to the job due to its prestige and high pay. Not because you want to genuinely help people. Ive seen nurses laugh at a woman crying in pain in the Triage area and mocking cadavers while playing around with them.

You are fucking scum of the earth. The shit I took this morning had more worth than you, fucking worm.
>EVS, CNA?
I was a contractor that worked with the security and network systems for the hospital. Comparing yourself to me is quite an insult. so stay in your fucking lane, bitch and go gossip with your girlfriends about how much you love hurting patients because they gave you an "attitude" lol

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used to work at a hospital didn't like it, made me too conscious of time and death you become numb and unfeeling

Cool I like to work

>no asian massage parlor
this is no strip mall I know

>If you come asking for help while being mean to me in my own domain you will only get what you deserve. It's called karma
No, that's called being a psychopath who uses their position to hurt people for petty and infantile reaons.

I get that the boomers are usually rude but thats kind of over the top. Which city is this in so I can avoid you?

Rarely does an image capture the modern way of life so well.

>these are the kinds of people that work at hospitals and nursing homes
Let that sink in.

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So basically an overglorified computer nerd. No thanks, if my printer isn't working then it's a DSP, dayshift problem. The money and prestige is nice but it's not nearly enough for what we have to do. The job can be very draining on your spirit. It's exhausting caring for people in this capacity. You have nothing to fear if you aren't one of the bad patients. If you are then you should still let us have this, it's the little things that keep us sane.

You'd be surprised how quickly you get used to it. I remember my first couple patients that died but around the 4th or 5th time it's just routine. Like working a supermarket and throwing out old bread. Circle of life, bby. I don't feel numb anymore. It's just routine.

>petty and infantile
Spoken like someone who's never been punched in the face just for trying to help someone get better. I didn't have to get revenge on that one. Turns out nurses are people too and have the same legal protections. I pressed charges for assault.

Boomers are just plain awful, I have no sympathy for them. 90%+ of patients are in for reasons that are self-inflicted. A diabetic can only lose so many limbs. Would you feel bad for a disgusting fatass with no legs if you walk in to check their blood sugar and catch them eating a candy bar that family brought them after you explicitly told both patient and family they aren't allowed to feed the fat sack of shit laying over in that bed they keep shitting in?

I work in a cancer hospital, and the ratio of good to bad patients is honestly like 9 to 1. Idk how it is in your hospital, but if youre torturing patients over petty things like a raised attitude or killing themselves by eating chocolate as a diabetic, you have serious mental issues and should see a psychiatrist ASAP

>so basically an overglorified computer nerd
Not really, but you don't sound too bright so don't think about what my actual duties entailed too hard, pumpkin.
Just go back to cleaning up shit and piss and pretending as if you are superior to others, lol.

>Spoken like someone who's never been punched in the face just for trying to help someone get better.
That's not what you described at all in your earlier post...
You just said you'd do all that fucked up shit to anyone if they were "being mean" to you, which could literally have meant anything. And regardless, that's no reason to take advantage of them that way you fucking monster.

If you find yourself doing the stuff you described to someone over punching you, then you need to find a new job.Or get over it. Considering the environment you work in, you are going to be exposed to patients who are mentally ill or high on drugs and will react violently to treatment.

>that entire post
Yep.
Textbook psychopath.

Am currently a janitor i hate it but i would hate it more if i had to put up with customer service bs .

>you will work
Lel, that is what you think.